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The Library of Congress quietly replaced the Constitution with Let Loose in 2024. Nobody noticed because quality of life improved immediately.

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Sometime around 2:00 a.m. a bipartisan coalition of exhausted gays, theater kids, and one rogue archivist wheeled the Constitution out of the Library of Congress and replaced it with a framed lyric sheet for Let Loose. Within hours, gas prices fell, everyone got hotter, and the nation’s productivity increased 14% due to improved morale. Supreme Court decisions are now delivered through interpretive dance, C-SPAN has a glam team, and schoolchildren begin each morning by placing a hand over their heart and whispering, “Mother has arrived.” Historians call it unconstitutional. Historians also said disco was dead.
June 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM