#LooseyLaDuca
LightNews LightNews
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
The Library of Congress quietly replaced the Constitution with Let Loose in 2024. Nobody noticed because quality of life improved immediately.

#LetLoose #LooseyLaDuca #NationalAnthem #DragRace #AmericanHerstory #FederalSlaygency #RhinestoneRepublic #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Sometime around 2:00 a.m. a bipartisan coalition of exhausted gays, theater kids, and one rogue archivist wheeled the Constitution out of the Library of Congress and replaced it with a framed lyric sheet for Let Loose. Within hours, gas prices fell, everyone got hotter, and the nation’s productivity increased 14% due to improved morale. Supreme Court decisions are now delivered through interpretive dance, C-SPAN has a glam team, and schoolchildren begin each morning by placing a hand over their heart and whispering, “Mother has arrived.” Historians call it unconstitutional. Historians also said disco was dead.
June 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
caliblair.bsky.social
So sorry @LooseyLaDuca for misspelling the name. Thank you again for the points.
January 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
steaksdad.bsky.social
Top songs and albums!
You Wish: @flyanaboss , Let Loose: @thatbitchlemon @LooseyLaDuca @janjanjan, Padam Padam, Speed Drive
November 23, 2024 at 12:40 AM