#FinNotCome
LightNews LightNews
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Mama's hed is hurty
So jus dis will be my post
I gonna purr and cuddle
Cuz I luvs my mama most

#CheddarPoetry #hurtyHed #MiteNotHartOrWeply #ITakeCareOfMama #FinNotCome
Closeup of Cheddar as he sleeps in the blankets.
May 13, 2024 at 3:01 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I is a lion
Stwong and fearse
Hunting
Inbizzybil
My pwey dos not see

Slowly I stok
Kwietly I step
Den I run up to mama
And gib her a kiss

#IFearseButSweet #FinNotCome
Cheddar walks towards the camera, with a serious expression, pretending that he's a fierce lion.
May 14, 2024 at 3:37 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Wunts a year
Da cats aline
Dere be no fites
As dey all dine

#CheddarPoetry #NoFitesJusBites #SupsupTime #FinNotCome
Chewy, Cheddar, Figgy, and Socky are all lined up and eating from their bowls.
January 18, 2024 at 4:01 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Wootin tootin pootin skootin
From yor bumbum
Stink be shooting!

On dis fart day, let it out
And danse yor bumbum
All about!

#CheddarPoetry #NationalFartDay #StinkyBumbumDay #FinNotCome
Closeup of Cheddar being cute and sticking out his tongue.
February 5, 2024 at 4:15 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Fluffy bumbum in da sno
Da cutest bum dere be
Orwinge and wite, a stwipey tail,
Dat bum belongs to me!

#CheddarPoetry #bumbum #FinNotCome
A closeup of Cheddar's mostly-orange bum as he crouches low to smell something in the snow.
February 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Mama gots a hurty hed
And dat not nice
It not be fair

She no fun, she gots to west
I cuddles cuddle
She in my care

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #IMakesShurFiggyBehabe #MiteNotHartOrWeply #FinNotCome
Closeup of Cheddar's face as he sleeps.
April 18, 2024 at 3:23 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Mama still be heeling
But da mama, she ok
I is making shur she wests
I care for her today

#CheddarPoetry #Catcushin #SpwanedNek #IHalpMamaGetBetter #MiteNotHartOrWeply #MamaNeedsWest #FinNotCome
Cheddar poses, looking at the camera with a caring and concerned expression on his face.
March 1, 2024 at 3:37 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Of da cheezes dat dere be
Dere be no cheez dat's kwite like me
Cuz I is Cheddar, bestest kind
No better cheez yoo gonna find

#CheddarPoetry #NationalCheddarDay #Cheez #Cheddar #IisAKitty #INotForEats #FinNotCome
A closeup of Cheddar, looking adorable and sweet.
February 13, 2024 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Kindness is
Halping da mama
Teeching da Figgy
Pouncing da Chewy
Protekting da Chewy

Not hitting wen mad
Sharing da toys
Snuggles and cuddles
Purring and biskits

Kindness shud be
For ebery day
To make all da world
A much better place

#RandomActsofKindnessDay #FinNotCome
Cheddar poses cutely, looking towards the camera.
February 17, 2024 at 4:15 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Febber birdie starts to fly
Febber birdie gos up hi
Febber birdie sees da Ched
Febber birdie den gets ded

#CheddarPoetry #FebberBirdie #FinNotCome
Cheddar lies on the floor, looking somewhat to the lower right, with the string of a feather want toy wrapped over his head.
February 23, 2024 at 4:26 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Mama had a hurty hed
I cuddled up to care
In da morn, we boff waked up
Wif smoke all in air

Forwest fires, far away
Dey blowed da smoke all heer
Closing all da windows
Mama ses no need for fear

#CheddarPoetry #StinkySmoky #HurtyHed #MamaSesNoOutsideToday #NoFair #FinNotCome
A closeup of Cheddar as he sleeps, all curled up.
May 11, 2024 at 2:01 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Shadow kitty copys me
Follows me
As sunbeam shines

Ware I go
Is ware he gos
He stays lots close
His paws wif mine

But wen I go
Beneef da twee
He dissypeers
Into da shade

#ShadowKitty #FinNotCome
Cheddar sits on the sidewalk, looking towards the left. On his left side, his shadow, a silhouette of his head, can be seen.
May 16, 2024 at 2:58 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Mama okay
She jus needs lots mor west
No pooter for mama
Jus cuddles, dats best

Yoo not has to worry
But my posts will be less
I take care of mama
And makes shur dere no stwess

#CheddarPoetry #MiteNotPostyTomoro #MiteNotHartOrWeply #MamaNeedsWest #Catcushin #FinNotCome
Cheddar sits and looks up at the camera, with a thoughtful expression.
March 24, 2024 at 3:54 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Fig jump up
And so did me
We boff hop up
Into da twee

We sit and share
Not wunts we bop
Like liddle fwogs
We leep and hop

#CheddarPoetry #HoppyFwoggyGame #FinNotCome
Cheddar sits in the saddle-shaped tier of the cat tree, facing towards the camera. Figgy is hopping over him, about to jump down.
March 13, 2024 at 3:56 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I's a bunny, cute and sweet
I liks yor noz, I bites yor feet
And if yoo's good, I makes to eat
A poopy chokwit bunny tweat!

#CheddarPoetry #Easter #EasterSunday #EasterBunny #ItPoopyNotChokwit #ItATwik #NoEatsDaPoopy #FinNotCome
Cheddar poses, wearing soft white bunny ears with pink centres. He's looking at the camera with his mouth slightly open.
March 31, 2024 at 3:57 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
My mama gibs me cuddles
And she comes wen I go mew
My mama gibs me nummy noms
And den she steels my poo

My mama sabed me long ago
A hewo wat she be
I luvs her lots, wif all my hart
And she belongs to me

#CheddarPoetry #MothersDay #MamasDay #ILuvsMyMama #BitesMeanLuv #FinNotCome
A closeup of Cheddar as he lies on the floor, looking up at the camera with big eyes.
May 12, 2024 at 3:06 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Roll in dirt and put on paynt
Furroshis now, all kleen I aynt
Da mama shakes her hed at me
She ses all filff is wat I be

And den she asks me how I heers
Wen dirt be filled up in my ears
Dat silly mama, not she noe
Dat paynt must be from hed to toe!

#CheddarPoetry #FinNotCome
Cheddar sits, facing leftward, while looking towards the camera. He is covered in dirt.
April 17, 2024 at 3:36 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Figgy tolded mama
Dat I farted on his hed
I sed, Figgy, dat not twue
Cuz yoo alive, not ded!

#CheddarPoetry #INotTooted #FinNotCome
Cheddar's bottom half is on the left side of the photo, standing with his tail moving. Close to his derrière, Figgy sits in a bed with an unimpressed expression on his face.
May 1, 2024 at 3:25 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Sum be big
And sum be small
Sum skwirt out
And hit da wall

Sum stink bad
And kleer da room
So wen I's done
Away I zoom

#CheddarPoetry #NationalPoopDay #PoopDay #Poopys #MamaLaffAtPoopyHat #FinNotCome
Closeup of Cheddar as he wears a poop-shaped hat. His mouth is halfway open, making it look like he's talking.
February 12, 2024 at 4:41 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Look at da callyder
Wat dos it say?
It ses gib me ham
Cuz it be hammy day!

Gib me a slice
And den gib me sum mor
Fill up my tummy
Yoo must not ignor!

#CheddarPoetry #HamDay #NationalHamDay #NationalGlazedSpiralHamDay #GibMeAllDaHam #ILuvsHam #FinNotCome
Closeup of Cheddar as he sits low on the floor, looking somewhat upward with his mouth open, making it look like he's talking.
April 15, 2024 at 3:12 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Mama gots a sammich
And I wants to hab sum too
Firs I kwall onto her lap
And den I start to mew

I forget my manners
And I twy to kwikly gwab
Mama makes me wait and wait
And den a peese I hab

#CheddarPoetry #Sammich #ILikesSammich #DisSammichNeedsHam #WhyDereNoHam #FinNotCome
Closeup of Cheddar as he's about to take a bite of a small remaining piece of sandwich being held by his mama.
May 15, 2024 at 3:16 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
It alreddy be one year
Sints Figgy firs be found
Teeny, tiny, all alone
He maked a skweeky sound

Altho at firs I not be shur
We soon began to play
He became my brudder
And foreber he now stay

#CheddarPoetry #GotchaDay #Figgy #TinyBaby #LiddleBrudder #HeBeJus295gwams #FinNotCome
A tiny baby Figgy sits and looks up at the camera. He is licking his lips and his chin is covered in milk.
May 9, 2024 at 3:16 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Hidey boks
Wif kwinkle paypurr
Figgy plays
He ses it hous

Down da hall
He push it far
In kichin
Ware it gos

Den da Fig
He add a wug
His hous,
He dekorate

#SillyFiggy #Boks #HePutWugInBoks #DenHeWessleAndBiteDaWug #FinNotCome
Figgy sits in a box. To his left is a pink faux fur mat. He is looking up towards the camera with big eyes.
April 24, 2024 at 3:44 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
In my cave of warm
After a long day
Purring, sleeping
In da cozy soft

#FinNotCome
Closeup of Cheddar as he sleeps inside his heated cat cave bed. His head is sticking out and resting on the front rim of the bed and his eyes are closed.
March 8, 2024 at 4:07 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
It be Chewy's birdie day
She's habing tee and cake
I will be da bestest boy
No tee cups I will bwake

She be turning twelb years old
Her pawtee be all day
Wen yoo come, yoo must wear hat
Or yoo be turned away

#CheddarPoetry #BirdieDay #TeePawtee #IPwomiseNotToPounce #FinNotCome
Chewy sits elegantly, wearing a pink ruffle bib, and looking off to the upper left.
April 16, 2024 at 3:51 PM