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fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I has sorwy
Pleez no mad
I be good boy
I not bad

I noe I shud not
Pee on flor
I pwomise not to
Do no mor

#CheddarPoetry #MamaFindedMyNewPeeSpot #SheAskIfISicky #INotSicky #IJusPeeDere #MamaSesNoPeeInHerRoom #IWubOnHerAndPurr #IFinkFiggyTaddilled #OrMaybeChewy #IBeGoodBoy
Cheddar sits and looks up to the camera. He has a sad and remorseful expression.
February 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Looky, see
A nakey me!
I runned outside
How fwee I be!

Den bak to dor
Furoshis RAWRR!
I bak inside
I roll on flor

#CheddarPoetry #Nakey #MamaGoedOutsideToPutGarbijOut #SheNeedSooperbishin #SoIComeToo #IBeGoodBoy #IGoBakInsideWifMamaAfter #IKeepsHerSafe
Cheddar stands on top of the front steps, without his harness, looking upwards with his mouth wide open and an excited expression.
August 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I walked too close to Socky
And she smakked me on da hed
I had didded nuffing
And she twied to make me ded!

She got mad, she hiss and growl
And I dos not noe why
I be good and innysent
I jus was walking by

#CheddarPoetry #SockyHitMeHardTwoTimes #NotNice #INotHitBak #IBeGoodBoy
Cheddar sits, looking up at the camera, with a sad and innocent expression on his face.
May 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Meety cheezy noodil noms
I wants to hab sum too!
Socky climes on mama's lap
As I stand up and mew

Meety cheezy noodil noms
I wants it to be mine
Mama makes me wait my turn
Befor I gets to dine

#CheddarPoetry #MeetyCheezyNoodilNoms #SockyNotHasManners #SheGwab #IBeGoodBoy
On the left, the top of Socky's head can be seen as she leans towards a black plastic dish with lasagna. On the right, Cheddar is standing and looking towards Socky.
May 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I's posing for mama
WIf my gween catmiss tie
Wen Fig hit da twee
And made it go fly

My pikchur, it woowend
But Figgy jus sing
I worry his pwesents
Da Santy not bwing

#CheddarPoetry #CatmissEeb #MyPikchurWekked #SillyFiggy #NottyFiggy #IBeGoodBoy
Cheddar, on the right, is wearing a green christmas tie with a white collar. His head is turned back as the small christmas tree sitting beside him falls off the perch he is on. Behind him, to the left, Figgy sits on the higher tier of the cat tree, with his paw moving fast after swatting the tree, making it fall.
December 24, 2024 at 4:59 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Silly Figgy climes da twee
Up and down
Up and down

Mama ses he be like me
Up and down
Up and down

She pulls her hair out payshintly
Up and down
Up and down

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaSesHeAsBadAsMe #ButINotBad #IBeGoodBoy #StillNoFin
Figgy stands on the sloping trunk of a tree, looking slightly upwards to the left, with a smile on his face.
June 19, 2024 at 3:09 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Da Figgy bad, he runned away
From mama bery fast
He run and run and run until
Two houses he go past

At da fird, he found a twee
He clime up fast and pwoud
Den da mama skooped him up
Cuz dere he not allowed

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyGotInTrubble #IBeGoodBoy #FiggyBad #FinNotCome
Figgy stands on the wide branch of a tree, with the thick trunk behind him. He is facing left and his mouth is partly open, making it look like he is happily singing.
June 10, 2024 at 3:48 PM