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fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
We go outside
But not for long
Da sunbeam hot
And lots too stwong

We go bak in
All sleepyly
Da Figgy climes
Into da twee

All puddil soft
He starts to doze
Softly singing
From his noz

#CheddarPoetry #MeltyFiggy #TooHot #StillNoFin
Figgy sleeps soundly on the cat tree. His arms and legs dangle off the sides of the tier he is on.
July 17, 2024 at 3:15 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I finds a stik
I bites it kwik
I starts to chew
I starts to lik

I roll awound
I stwech on gwound
I luvs da stik
Dat I has found

#ILikesMyStik #ILikesToBiteIt #MamaSesISilly #ItFwomDaShwubWifNiceSmellingBwanches #StillNoFin
May 30, 2024 at 1:48 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Figgy's such a baby
He dos all baby fings
He always being silly
He runs awound and sings

Figgy's such a baby
To him all fings be new
And tho he be a big boy
He sleeps like baby too

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FiggyBeABaby #ISumtimesGetJellyus #HeNeberGonnaBeAWarryer #StillNoFin
Figgy Sleeps beside his mama's chest. His arm is curled in and his mama's hand is gently wrapped around his chest.
July 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
It my happy birdie day
Now seben years I be
I be big and I be fearse
And all da ham's for me!

#CheddarPoetry #BirdieDay #Birthday #IFearseLion #7YearsOld #FiggyFinksItHisBirdieDayToo #Ham #StillNoFin
Closeup of Cheddar wearing a lion hat. His eyes are big and he's sticking out his tongue.
July 1, 2024 at 3:30 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I noes yoo gots sumfing
I noes it gots cheez
Yoo cannot pwetend
Dat I not smell or sees

Yoo gots to hab manners
Yoo noe yoo must share
Now gib me a bite
Cuz dat only be fair

#CheddarPoetry #SharingIsCaring #GibMeNow #Cheez #Nummy #IWantsSum #INotGwabCuzIBeGood #StillNoFin
Closeup of Cheddar, with big eyes and a pleading expression
July 16, 2024 at 3:19 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I luvs yoo mama
Foreber and eber
I proteks yoo mama
Foreber and eber

I holds on to yoo
Foreber and eber
I will neber let go
Not eber, not eber

#ILuvsMyMama #ForeberAndEber #AndDenIBite #ButItLuvBite #ILikesBiting #StillNoFin
Cheddar closes his eyes and holds his paw on his mama's hand.
July 21, 2024 at 3:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
After days of all clowds
Making eberyfing gway
Sunbeam unhid
And da clowds went away

As da warm dwies da wet
I go finds a nice spot
Ware sunbeam gibs kissys
And makes my fur hot

#CheddarPoetry #Sunbeam #AfterDaRain #StillNoFin
Cheddar lies in the grass, facing rightward. The sun is shining brightly and his eyes are closed.
May 27, 2024 at 4:17 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
As Socky has a nap
Under sunbeam's warm

As Chewy serbs sum tee
Den gos to puppy's yard

As Figgy runs awound
Climing eberyfing

I stay by mama's side
Making shur she's safe

#AndDenIWesslesMama #MaybeIBiteButItANiceBite #ITakingCareOfDaMamaGood #IEatedABug #stillNoFin
June 7, 2024 at 3:59 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Too hot to make trubble
Too hot to clime twees
Too hot to hunt bugs
And too hot to chase bees

Da hot makes me sleepy
Da hot makes me slo
I finds a cool spot
In da gwass, I lie low

#CheddarPoetry #TooHot #FiggySleepyInGwassToo #MamaSesDaHotGoingAwayNow #StillNoFin
A sleepy Cheddar lies in the grass, with his paws stretched out in front of him.
July 24, 2024 at 3:51 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
It be hot
We go outside
And in da time
Da Figgy hide

He lies down low
Finks no one see
Den starts to sing
As he chase bee

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotNoeHowToPose #INotLikeAllDaHot #StillNoFin
Figgy lies low in a bed of thyme that has started to flower. He is looking off, slightly to the right.
July 23, 2024 at 2:56 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I stayed lots close
I cuddled, purred
Til mama's hed
Be better, kured

But ober nite
It come attak
And mama's hurty hed
Be bak

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #ItNotNice #ITakeCareOfMamaTilSheBetterAgen #MiteNotHartorWeply #StillNoFin
Closeup of Cheddar as he cuddles with his mama. His arm is wrapped around her hand.
June 14, 2024 at 3:05 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Da mama puts away da noms
Dey came in boks
Fig plays in boks

I kwall into da cuppybird
I chek each can
I kownt each can

Den da Figgy intywupts
I chase da Fig
I wessles Fig

#IHalpsGood #FiggyNotHelpGoodCuzHeABaby #DereBeOberElebendySebenCansIFinks #StillNoFin
Cheddar sits low inside the cupboard. To his left is a stack of cans. He is looking upwards, towards the camera.
April 23, 2024 at 3:32 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Outside dere lies
A Cheddar egg
All round and wite
Wif paw, no leg

He finds sum gwass
To bite and chew
And den his bumbum
Hach a poo

#CheddarPoetry #EggLofe #IisNakey #GwassNummyerWenItGween #StillNoFin
Cheddar sits like a loaf in the brown grass as the sun shines bright. His head is turned to the right as he licks his lips.
March 15, 2024 at 3:43 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I not likes yoo, zombees
Yoo makes me bery mad
Yoo sneek into my yard
Yoo stink and be lots bad

I not likes yoo, zombees
Yoo twy to get in heds
But if I finds yoo, zombee
I gonna make yoo deds!

#CheddarPoetry #IGonnaDedAllDaZombees #RAWRR #ZombeesMakeSadsAndHurts #StillNoFin
Cheddar lies in the grass, and has an angry expression on his face. His eyes are squinted slightly and his mouth is open as he growls.
July 15, 2024 at 3:23 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I be napping
I be dweaming
Wen I smells da smell
Of nummy bwed

I wakes up
I gets up kwik
I go to mama
For nummy bwed

I has a peese
I bite and chew
I eats it up
Da nummy bwed

#Bwed #ILikesBwed #Nummy #StillNoFin
Cheddar takes a bite of the crust of a piece of bread. The bread is being held by his mama as he bites, with his eyes closed.
July 26, 2024 at 3:56 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Mama closes da kurtins
Hiding da sunbeam
Making it dark inside

She lies on da sofa
Puts ice on her hed
She be all still
She be in pain

I clime up beside her
Purring softly
I kwall under da blanky
I stay til she better

#HurtyHed #MiteNoteHartOrWeply #PurrMeddysin #StillNoFin
Closeup of Cheddar as he sleeps.
June 13, 2024 at 2:27 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
As we wessles on da twee
Da Figgy cwies oo ott ach eee!
He dos a flip and turns awound
And den he falls down to da gwound

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyMentYooNotCachMe #INotPushedHim #IWin #StillNoFin
Action shot. Figgy is rolling off the higher tier in the cat tree, with his feet still on the tier and his front arms outstretched as he moves downward. Cheddar is on the lower tier, moving towards Figgy.
January 19, 2024 at 4:21 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Likky toob
I luvs yoo so
Wile from yor top
Delishiss flo

I happy purr
Wen out yoo por
I eat yoo up
Til dere no mor

#CheddarPoetry #LikkyToob #Nummy #INotWannaShare #MamaMakesMeShare #Churu #HappySnakky #MamasHedHurtyAgen #StillNoFin
Closeup of Cheddar as he stands to grab hold of a treat tube held in front of him. His tongue is sticking out as he licks the top of the tube.
April 21, 2024 at 3:57 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Warm spwing air
Full of happy smells
As I go outside

A sea of warryer paynt
I jump rite in
Rolling awound
Until I turn blak

Den I go on pawtrol
Protekting my yard
Eksploring my catdom
Fearse as can be

#WarryerPaynt #MamaSedIFilfy #SheWipeyMeAfter #StillNoFin #MamaNeedsWest
Cheddar stands, facing to the right and looking somewhat leftward. He is covered in dirt, with half his face and his right arm almost entirely black with dirt.
April 2, 2024 at 3:17 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Da shwub be firsty
Dat I see
So I go dere
And take a pee

I soke it good
Up hi I spway
And wen I's done
I run and play

#CheddarPoetry #WateringDaShwub #IHalpMamaWifDaGarden #Pee #StillNoFin
Cheddar stands with his rear towards a small cedar shrub. His tail is straight up, with a slight curl at the end, and his eyes are almost closed as he concentrates and pees.
May 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Da erff be a ball
And I tells dis to Fig
I not noes jus how
I jus noes dat it big

I tells him bout erff
How it gwound and it air
I ses it importint
We gots to halp care

#CheddarPoetry #EarthDay #FiggyGotHisBallAfterAndCalledItErff #SillyFiggyNotUnderstand #StillNoFin
Figgy sits on the left and Cheddar sits on the right. They are both looking towards the camera with thoughtful expressions.
April 22, 2024 at 3:21 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Rolling all awound
Stweching out all cute
I bops yoo on da hed
I bops yoo on da hed

Weaching out my paw
Pulling yoo in close
I bops yoo on da hed
I bops yoo on da hed

#BopYooOnDaHed #DenIGwabYorHand #DenIKissy #MaybeIBite #ItNiceBite #StillNoFin
Cheddar lies on his side, with his head slightly tilted, as he reaches towards the camera with his paw.
June 28, 2024 at 3:20 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I has pawtee, played all day
And it be so much fun!
Now I has a tired
And my birdie day is done

Fank yoo for da messyjes
So many still to weed
I will do dat later cuz
A nappy's wat I need

#CheddarPoetry #IBe7Now #INeedNappy #MiteNotHartOrWeply #StillNoFin
Cheddar is sleeping in his hammock bed. His one arm is folded and his other arm is stretched out.
July 2, 2024 at 3:31 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
In da ribber lake
Ware all da rain kollekt
I has a liddle dwink
After I inspek

It be cold and fwesh
Da water from da sky
Filling up my tum
Until it satisfy

#CheddarPoetry #AfterDaRain #MyPawsGotLotsWet
#FiggyGotMuddy #IBeGood #RainNummy #StillNoFin
Cheddar sits on some rocks and leans down towards a large puddle of fresh rain water. His tongue is sticking out as he drinks.
June 4, 2024 at 3:51 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Silly Figgy climes da twee
Up and down
Up and down

Mama ses he be like me
Up and down
Up and down

She pulls her hair out payshintly
Up and down
Up and down

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaSesHeAsBadAsMe #ButINotBad #IBeGoodBoy #StillNoFin
Figgy stands on the sloping trunk of a tree, looking slightly upwards to the left, with a smile on his face.
June 19, 2024 at 3:09 PM