Figgy stole my spot
Under da blanky
Beside da mama

I fink about hitting
I fink about hissing
I fink about taking it bak

Insted I climes on top da blanky
I skwish da Figgy a liddle
I kurl up beside da mama
I purr and fall asleep

#FiggyDaFeef #DatMySpot #IBeGood

Figgy, he be bad boy
He jump inside da sheet
As da mama sleeping
He go attak her feet

I pounce him on da bed top
We wessles on da flor
We makes a bunch of noyz
Den I chase him out da dor

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyBad #IBeGood #IProtekDaMamaFwomFiggyFootMonster #MamaGotUpRiteAfter

In da ribber lake
Ware all da rain kollekt
I has a liddle dwink
After I inspek

It be cold and fwesh
Da water from da sky
Filling up my tum
Until it satisfy

#CheddarPoetry #AfterDaRain #MyPawsGotLotsWet
#FiggyGotMuddy #IBeGood #RainNummy #StillNoFin

Chewy sneeks to neybor yard
A spot she not to be
I go run to find her fast
Den mama chases me

Mama finking I be bad
But Chewy, I go twak
I make Chewy go bak home
And den I, too, run bak

#CheddarPoetry #IBeGood #IMakingShurChewySafe #IBwingChewyBakHome #StillNoFin

Figgy Foowee habing fun
Onto da roof, he kwikly run
Da mama chase, da mama call
Da Fig not lissen, not at all

I come and wach, and I be good
I's on da gwound, jus like I shud
Da mama twik, da Figgy near
Den he gets skooped and put down heer

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyBeBad #IBeGood