Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor
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April 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor
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The constant lies, hate and arrogance is like fingernails on a FRIGGIN CHALKBOARD.......
May 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The constant lies, hate and arrogance is like fingernails on a FRIGGIN CHALKBOARD.......
I like having painted fingernails, but I HATE painting them
July 25, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I like having painted fingernails, but I HATE painting them
I predict I will bite off all ten fingernails
October 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I predict I will bite off all ten fingernails
The Washington Post's next source
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Washington Post's next source
News flash mother fuckers, I've ALWAYS had fingernails
December 3, 2024 at 2:30 PM
News flash mother fuckers, I've ALWAYS had fingernails
Cutting the Department of Education to save money is like cutting your fingernails to lose weight.
March 6, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Cutting the Department of Education to save money is like cutting your fingernails to lose weight.
Yes, I painted him fingernails 🙂
January 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Yes, I painted him fingernails 🙂
I eat fingernails yum
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I eat fingernails yum
fingernails are teeth for your hands
August 21, 2023 at 2:34 PM
fingernails are teeth for your hands
June 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Trumps voice is worse than fingernails on a FRIGGIN CHALKBOARD......
May 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Trumps voice is worse than fingernails on a FRIGGIN CHALKBOARD......
They pulled Hillary's fingernails out one by one over an email server.
And now we've got an unelected official and some hackers stealing everything.
No wonder half their voicemail boxes are full.
WE. HAVE. HAD. IT.
Thank you!
@repjasmine.bsky.social
@maxwellfrost.bsky.social
And now we've got an unelected official and some hackers stealing everything.
No wonder half their voicemail boxes are full.
WE. HAVE. HAD. IT.
Thank you!
@repjasmine.bsky.social
@maxwellfrost.bsky.social
February 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They pulled Hillary's fingernails out one by one over an email server.
And now we've got an unelected official and some hackers stealing everything.
No wonder half their voicemail boxes are full.
WE. HAVE. HAD. IT.
Thank you!
@repjasmine.bsky.social
@maxwellfrost.bsky.social
And now we've got an unelected official and some hackers stealing everything.
No wonder half their voicemail boxes are full.
WE. HAVE. HAD. IT.
Thank you!
@repjasmine.bsky.social
@maxwellfrost.bsky.social
there is graveyard dirt under my fingernails :(
i was out with a lady looking at her family's tomb bc she's planning to bury her father and a stoat ran out and fucking killed a chipmunk in front of us. i didn't know what else to do so i dug him a tiny grave with my hands and buried him and put a flower on top. every day it's something at this job
May 16, 2024 at 8:55 PM
there is graveyard dirt under my fingernails :(
His fingernails too, that's a guy who parties
June 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
His fingernails too, that's a guy who parties
I can’t do another overtime Olympics hockey game. I have no fingernails left.
February 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I can’t do another overtime Olympics hockey game. I have no fingernails left.
my brain's first instinct was to treat Nicki's fingernails as some sort of bizarre colored IV contraption
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
my brain's first instinct was to treat Nicki's fingernails as some sort of bizarre colored IV contraption
What I said to my teen son: You need to trim your fingernails
What he heard: I don't love you anymore
What he heard: I don't love you anymore
February 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What I said to my teen son: You need to trim your fingernails
What he heard: I don't love you anymore
What he heard: I don't love you anymore
She will tear off your fingernails
October 14, 2023 at 3:15 PM
She will tear off your fingernails
Not to gross y’all out, but it’s not just the bruise on Trump’s hand…
These are not the fingernails of a healthy man.
These are not the fingernails of a healthy man.
February 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Not to gross y’all out, but it’s not just the bruise on Trump’s hand…
These are not the fingernails of a healthy man.
These are not the fingernails of a healthy man.
i would rather sew my fingernails together
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i would rather sew my fingernails together
That voice
Fingernails on a Blackboard
ALT: Fingernails on a Blackboard
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July 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
That voice
Epstein survivors have more courage in the tips of their fingernails than Todd Blanche has in his entire body
July 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Epstein survivors have more courage in the tips of their fingernails than Todd Blanche has in his entire body