(Trapped in a burning building)
Firefighter: do you own this property??
Me: (cough cough) what?
Firefighter: ARE YOU OF THE LANDOWNING CLASS? ANSWER QUICKLY OR PERISH!
FIrefighter 2: hey joe this place is about to come down, get that guy and let's go!
Firefighter: forget it... he's a *renter*.
Firefighter: do you own this property??
Me: (cough cough) what?
Firefighter: ARE YOU OF THE LANDOWNING CLASS? ANSWER QUICKLY OR PERISH!
FIrefighter 2: hey joe this place is about to come down, get that guy and let's go!
Firefighter: forget it... he's a *renter*.
September 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
(Trapped in a burning building)
Firefighter: do you own this property??
Me: (cough cough) what?
Firefighter: ARE YOU OF THE LANDOWNING CLASS? ANSWER QUICKLY OR PERISH!
FIrefighter 2: hey joe this place is about to come down, get that guy and let's go!
Firefighter: forget it... he's a *renter*.
Firefighter: do you own this property??
Me: (cough cough) what?
Firefighter: ARE YOU OF THE LANDOWNING CLASS? ANSWER QUICKLY OR PERISH!
FIrefighter 2: hey joe this place is about to come down, get that guy and let's go!
Firefighter: forget it... he's a *renter*.
Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths
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January 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths
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September 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Firefighter Noem has reported for duty.
March 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Firefighter Noem has reported for duty.
Firefighter!!
commission #ReMatchPuzzleFighter
commission #ReMatchPuzzleFighter
March 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Firefighter!!
commission #ReMatchPuzzleFighter
commission #ReMatchPuzzleFighter
No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
June 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
Firefighter rescued the kitten but the kitten stole his heart ❤️
July 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Firefighter rescued the kitten but the kitten stole his heart ❤️
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
August 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
Firefighter who saved baby, attends her graduation.
March 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Firefighter who saved baby, attends her graduation.
Firefighter workout
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May 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Firefighter workout
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I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
January 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Firefighter 👨🚒🔥
For @/Emb0_0
For @/Emb0_0
September 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Firefighter 👨🚒🔥
For @/Emb0_0
For @/Emb0_0
A firefighter was killed.
February 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A firefighter was killed.
Chicago firefighter facing a ‘death sentence’ receives kidney from fellow firefighter. Beautiful story www.chicagotribune.com/2026/04/14/c...
Chicago firefighter facing a ‘death sentence’ receives kidney from fellow firefighter
Bill Rosales learned it was inevitable that he’d need a kidney transplant by the time he got a call from a high school friend, Jason Fuggiti.
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April 14, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Chicago firefighter facing a ‘death sentence’ receives kidney from fellow firefighter. Beautiful story www.chicagotribune.com/2026/04/14/c...
A firefighter in Istanbul performed CPR on a cat affected by a fire, bringing it back to life.😍👍💙
April 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
A firefighter in Istanbul performed CPR on a cat affected by a fire, bringing it back to life.😍👍💙
June 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
firefighter protogen 💛
October 27, 2024 at 12:19 PM
firefighter protogen 💛
But not the firefighter?
July 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
But not the firefighter?
👇🏽WATCH Elon repeatedly try to get this firefighter to back up his political attacks and blame a water shortage, but the firefighter reiterates the amount of water they needed was unrealistic for the system
January 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
👇🏽WATCH Elon repeatedly try to get this firefighter to back up his political attacks and blame a water shortage, but the firefighter reiterates the amount of water they needed was unrealistic for the system
Adopt wip, strong firefighter!
September 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Adopt wip, strong firefighter!
Happy Father’s Day, New York City!
This year, we’re celebrating some of New York’s Dads whose children followed them into service as City workers.
From Sanitation to Education to FDNY, these families keep our City running.
Pictured: Captain Felix Valentin and Firefighter Stephanie Valentin.
Pictured: Captain Felix Valentin and Firefighter Stephanie Valentin.
June 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Happy Father’s Day, New York City!
This year, we’re celebrating some of New York’s Dads whose children followed them into service as City workers.
From Sanitation to Education to FDNY, these families keep our City running.
Pictured: Captain Felix Valentin and Firefighter Stephanie Valentin.
Pictured: Captain Felix Valentin and Firefighter Stephanie Valentin.
This is fucked up!
Veteran San Francisco firefighter denied cancer treatment by insurance
A retired San Francisco firefighter and his family are pleading with San Francisco officials to intervene in what they describe as a matter of life and death.
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January 11, 2026 at 8:43 AM
This is fucked up!