She had siblings a whole generation younger, like a 15-20yr age gap. By then the store had grown and great grandpa could afford it so my grandaunts got PhDs in England. It rankled with grandma but that's firstborns for you, the babies with 'young struggling parents', the lab rat kids.
November 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
She had siblings a whole generation younger, like a 15-20yr age gap. By then the store had grown and great grandpa could afford it so my grandaunts got PhDs in England. It rankled with grandma but that's firstborns for you, the babies with 'young struggling parents', the lab rat kids.
Good. Few games support that sort of Proper Magic like 'Making it always winter but never Christmas' or 'Cursing firstborns'.
November 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Good. Few games support that sort of Proper Magic like 'Making it always winter but never Christmas' or 'Cursing firstborns'.
I warned them that if they kept promising this city to be a sanctuary but did not provide housing that there would be biblical level consequences
Maybe they’ll only learn when their firstborns die
Maybe they’ll only learn when their firstborns die
November 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I warned them that if they kept promising this city to be a sanctuary but did not provide housing that there would be biblical level consequences
Maybe they’ll only learn when their firstborns die
Maybe they’ll only learn when their firstborns die
Pronouns back in the bio's they/thems.
Every US flag to be replaced by a LGBTQ+ flag, Bibles with queer affirming literature, and everyone is gay now.
Let us all get on our knees and thank Democracy for the first USA caliphate. Now, your firstborns straight to the transition labs.
Alhamdulillah.
Every US flag to be replaced by a LGBTQ+ flag, Bibles with queer affirming literature, and everyone is gay now.
Let us all get on our knees and thank Democracy for the first USA caliphate. Now, your firstborns straight to the transition labs.
Alhamdulillah.
November 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Pronouns back in the bio's they/thems.
Every US flag to be replaced by a LGBTQ+ flag, Bibles with queer affirming literature, and everyone is gay now.
Let us all get on our knees and thank Democracy for the first USA caliphate. Now, your firstborns straight to the transition labs.
Alhamdulillah.
Every US flag to be replaced by a LGBTQ+ flag, Bibles with queer affirming literature, and everyone is gay now.
Let us all get on our knees and thank Democracy for the first USA caliphate. Now, your firstborns straight to the transition labs.
Alhamdulillah.
That's a good question.
Exodus is specifically a repayment to Egypt for the murder of all Hebrew boys. It's eye for an eye, but actually de-escalating it because firstborns represent a much smaller percent of the population than every male.
Exodus is specifically a repayment to Egypt for the murder of all Hebrew boys. It's eye for an eye, but actually de-escalating it because firstborns represent a much smaller percent of the population than every male.
Also, which is most genocidal?
Joshua, ethnic cleansing
Exodus, mass murder of the firstborn
Genesis, literal destruction of all life except one family and their pets
Joshua, ethnic cleansing
Exodus, mass murder of the firstborn
Genesis, literal destruction of all life except one family and their pets
November 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
That's a good question.
Exodus is specifically a repayment to Egypt for the murder of all Hebrew boys. It's eye for an eye, but actually de-escalating it because firstborns represent a much smaller percent of the population than every male.
Exodus is specifically a repayment to Egypt for the murder of all Hebrew boys. It's eye for an eye, but actually de-escalating it because firstborns represent a much smaller percent of the population than every male.
tbf dolling up my ocs and looking at them is kinda the whole point of these alts. and onion is just- y'know how firstborns are the guinea pigs parents just majorly fuck up. yeah
November 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
tbf dolling up my ocs and looking at them is kinda the whole point of these alts. and onion is just- y'know how firstborns are the guinea pigs parents just majorly fuck up. yeah
Reminder: the "pro life" group believes in and love a god who killed innocent firstborns because of what their parents did and only saved the kids of people who fed his ego.
November 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Reminder: the "pro life" group believes in and love a god who killed innocent firstborns because of what their parents did and only saved the kids of people who fed his ego.
I mean, the killing of all of the firstborns in Egypt and the kids who made fun a bald man (via bear) and the command to dash baby heads against rocks count, but only if you believe life begins at conception (the Bible states a first breath)
November 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I mean, the killing of all of the firstborns in Egypt and the kids who made fun a bald man (via bear) and the command to dash baby heads against rocks count, but only if you believe life begins at conception (the Bible states a first breath)
Remember, it's canon that Cassiel killed off all the firstborns in Egypt.
October 30, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Remember, it's canon that Cassiel killed off all the firstborns in Egypt.
Exactly. I know what we did to unions. Most of my family belonged to them.
My family settled Appalachia. Most of my generation - including me - are firstborns outside of it. Some second. You’re preaching to the choir and I don’t need it. Go bother someone else so I don’t have to block you.
My family settled Appalachia. Most of my generation - including me - are firstborns outside of it. Some second. You’re preaching to the choir and I don’t need it. Go bother someone else so I don’t have to block you.
November 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Exactly. I know what we did to unions. Most of my family belonged to them.
My family settled Appalachia. Most of my generation - including me - are firstborns outside of it. Some second. You’re preaching to the choir and I don’t need it. Go bother someone else so I don’t have to block you.
My family settled Appalachia. Most of my generation - including me - are firstborns outside of it. Some second. You’re preaching to the choir and I don’t need it. Go bother someone else so I don’t have to block you.
A new shawl, Embers and Ice, based on the Summer Solstice pattern by @woolenberry - today on the blog ilona-andrews.com/blog/embers-...
Embers and Ice Shawl - ILONA ANDREWS
Before we dive into the knitting, dear Horde, you have sent melodramatic messages claiming that your favorite series has been orphaned, making demands, offering organs and firstborns, and generally be...
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October 28, 2026 at 7:58 PM
A new shawl, Embers and Ice, based on the Summer Solstice pattern by @woolenberry - today on the blog ilona-andrews.com/blog/embers-...
artoirel and cid garlond. im stuck between two, count em TWO!, noble firstborns. this is gonna be interesting... at least i can peck cid for mechanical stuff
#wolqotd / #wolquestion
spin this wheel twice. these are the two characters you're seated in between on a long flight (think 12+ hours). how are we doing?
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spin this wheel twice. these are the two characters you're seated in between on a long flight (think 12+ hours). how are we doing?
spinwheelmaker.com/wheel/79488
October 26, 2026 at 3:26 AM
artoirel and cid garlond. im stuck between two, count em TWO!, noble firstborns. this is gonna be interesting... at least i can peck cid for mechanical stuff
Oh! So sacrificing the town’s firstborns so my strong friend can come hang out is a crime now?!
October 23, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Oh! So sacrificing the town’s firstborns so my strong friend can come hang out is a crime now?!
only firstborns are ensouled
October 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
only firstborns are ensouled
Firstborns become demons and go straight to hell as soon as they sin, hence the stereotypical perfectionism
October 20, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Firstborns become demons and go straight to hell as soon as they sin, hence the stereotypical perfectionism
Here's about firstborns
My dad, sent home, 1st day of kindergarten, note pined to shirt: please speak English at home
His parents were linguists, and refugees
And he couldn't speak his milk toung after kindergarten
Always want to be more American
My dad, sent home, 1st day of kindergarten, note pined to shirt: please speak English at home
His parents were linguists, and refugees
And he couldn't speak his milk toung after kindergarten
Always want to be more American
October 21, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Here's about firstborns
My dad, sent home, 1st day of kindergarten, note pined to shirt: please speak English at home
His parents were linguists, and refugees
And he couldn't speak his milk toung after kindergarten
Always want to be more American
My dad, sent home, 1st day of kindergarten, note pined to shirt: please speak English at home
His parents were linguists, and refugees
And he couldn't speak his milk toung after kindergarten
Always want to be more American
Firstborns are responsible, the youngest is the rebel.
The data disagrees. Across 20,000 people in the US, UK and Germany, birth order predicted no broad personality trait. Only intellect dipped slightly for later-borns.
Your place in the family gave you stories, not traits.
The data disagrees. Across 20,000 people in the US, UK and Germany, birth order predicted no broad personality trait. Only intellect dipped slightly for later-borns.
Your place in the family gave you stories, not traits.
October 20, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Firstborns are responsible, the youngest is the rebel.
The data disagrees. Across 20,000 people in the US, UK and Germany, birth order predicted no broad personality trait. Only intellect dipped slightly for later-borns.
Your place in the family gave you stories, not traits.
The data disagrees. Across 20,000 people in the US, UK and Germany, birth order predicted no broad personality trait. Only intellect dipped slightly for later-borns.
Your place in the family gave you stories, not traits.
They would vote for him if he slaughtered their firstborns, King Herod-style
October 16, 2026 at 10:11 AM
They would vote for him if he slaughtered their firstborns, King Herod-style
Fucking vote or he'll start giving our firstborns to corporations
October 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Fucking vote or he'll start giving our firstborns to corporations
Obadiah prophesied the destruction of Edomites who are descendants of Esau, the twin brother of Jacob. During the Hasmonean period, Edomites converted to Judaism. Herod the Great who killed Jewish firstborns and Herod Antipas who killed John the Baptist were Edomites. www.khouse.org/personal_upd...
October 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Obadiah prophesied the destruction of Edomites who are descendants of Esau, the twin brother of Jacob. During the Hasmonean period, Edomites converted to Judaism. Herod the Great who killed Jewish firstborns and Herod Antipas who killed John the Baptist were Edomites. www.khouse.org/personal_upd...
I know, I'm just as confused as you are! Why do all those villagers always flee me and keep sending me their firstborns? Sheesh!
October 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I know, I'm just as confused as you are! Why do all those villagers always flee me and keep sending me their firstborns? Sheesh!
Peace to the all the First Borns in every city, region & all over...‼️
🗣️ Peace to the ☀️ Gods 🌏 Earths & the ⭐ Babies!
#PowerCeeBornAllah 💥
#KnowledgeOfSelf 🧠
#FivePercentNation 💎
#FirstBorns
#FamilyTree
⭐🌙7️☀️
🗣️ Peace to the ☀️ Gods 🌏 Earths & the ⭐ Babies!
#PowerCeeBornAllah 💥
#KnowledgeOfSelf 🧠
#FivePercentNation 💎
#FirstBorns
#FamilyTree
⭐🌙7️☀️
October 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Peace to the all the First Borns in every city, region & all over...‼️
🗣️ Peace to the ☀️ Gods 🌏 Earths & the ⭐ Babies!
#PowerCeeBornAllah 💥
#KnowledgeOfSelf 🧠
#FivePercentNation 💎
#FirstBorns
#FamilyTree
⭐🌙7️☀️
🗣️ Peace to the ☀️ Gods 🌏 Earths & the ⭐ Babies!
#PowerCeeBornAllah 💥
#KnowledgeOfSelf 🧠
#FivePercentNation 💎
#FirstBorns
#FamilyTree
⭐🌙7️☀️
Ben Affleck shares that as a child, he didn't tell his mom what was happening to him because he didn't want her to worry🥺
youtube.com/shorts/OgWfb...
youtube.com/shorts/OgWfb...
why are all firstborns like this #benaffleck #kerrywashington #podcast
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October 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Ben Affleck shares that as a child, he didn't tell his mom what was happening to him because he didn't want her to worry🥺
youtube.com/shorts/OgWfb...
youtube.com/shorts/OgWfb...
It's only been 10 years since the last time he said it
We never saw it during his first term and we won't see it during his LAST term either. Thank God. I was getting scared he'd take health care back to food swaps & firstborns, diy births and leech treatments.
We never saw it during his first term and we won't see it during his LAST term either. Thank God. I was getting scared he'd take health care back to food swaps & firstborns, diy births and leech treatments.
October 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
It's only been 10 years since the last time he said it
We never saw it during his first term and we won't see it during his LAST term either. Thank God. I was getting scared he'd take health care back to food swaps & firstborns, diy births and leech treatments.
We never saw it during his first term and we won't see it during his LAST term either. Thank God. I was getting scared he'd take health care back to food swaps & firstborns, diy births and leech treatments.
younger siblings fare worse, on average, than firstborns across a range of metrics, including lifetime earnings and educational achievement. That’s because differences in quality time with parents and, perhaps to a greater degree, serious respiratory infections shape a child’s development
October 7, 2026 at 2:04 AM
younger siblings fare worse, on average, than firstborns across a range of metrics, including lifetime earnings and educational achievement. That’s because differences in quality time with parents and, perhaps to a greater degree, serious respiratory infections shape a child’s development