#FirstName
damn he's cinched the firstname bunchofnumbers demographic
November 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
My wildest was in my former endocrinologist’s office: Dr “prescribed” celery juice. I am allergic to celery bc of pollen cross-reaction. The nurse would always insist Dr. Firstname wouldn’t lie in my chart so I was disobeying orders. 🤦🏻‍♀️

The evil power of ableism in doctors’ offices is terrifying.
November 3, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Pode que este curso non teña titorización nin foro de consultas, pero hai que recoñecer que nada máis entrar fai que te sintas recoñecido e valorado
November 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
personally I think even the name has got to change. [Firstname] Memos is more appropriate imo.
October 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
and my stuff is, in fact, on there but it's like, i don't really want to reach out to these people with my firstname lastname email yknow? actual ao3 feels secure enough for me to register with an email but like...... this feels sketchy.

+ isnt part of why ao3 is down security breach??
November 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
My song of the day...

H. Jon Benjamin & Kristen Schaal
"Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom"
from The Bob's Burgers Music Album
2017

#musicsky

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDiu...
"Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom" - Bob's Burgers S6E19 (Stuck on the Toilet Song)
YouTube video by Firstname Lastname
www.youtube.com
November 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Yep.
Still the best song.
Thanks Bob.
youtu.be/xDiuSwrRQ4M?...

#music #bathroom
"Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom" - Bob's Burgers S6E19 (Stuck on the Toilet Song)
YouTube video by Firstname Lastname
youtu.be
October 30, 2026 at 3:06 AM
So far we have Daniel Ab, and only because he'd vote National.
Everyone else is <firstname> "someone"

Kinda proving the point there aye.
Quick question.
Have we seen a single OP candidate on TV that *isn’t* Qiulae?
Without googling, or leaving BSky, can you even name one?

#nzpol
October 29, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I think this envelope contradicts itself.
October 28, 2026 at 4:26 PM
sentences that instill the fear of God in southern women:

"FIRSTNAME MIDDLENAME, I DO *NOT* KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHTYOUWEREDOIN, BUT WE DO *NOT* DO THAT IN THIS HOUSE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?"
October 30, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Seriously though the death of posters bushido is a shame, I’m out here doing it on a firstname lastname account just mute notifications if you get dragged ffs
October 30, 2026 at 2:18 AM
If your would-be voters are too stupid to differentiate between Firstname Lastname (R) and Firstname Lastname (I), you should probably lose.
NEW — Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy (R) declined to commit to certifying the U.S. Senate election if Democrat Mary Peltola wins while an investigation into a second Dan Sullivan candidate continues, per Axios.
October 30, 2026 at 8:29 PM
i need them to accept epithets as legal last names because i would be down to go by firstname 'jade' lastname 'the just'
November 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
"Dear $Firstname" always works for me
October 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Another tip, mostly for women: if you are using a US passport as your ID, make sure the pollworker knows that it lists your name in this order:

SURNAME, firstname, maiden name

This is the 2nd year running that this writer has had a pollworker try to find her in the rolls under her maiden name!
What happens if you show up to vote on Election Day and you’re not listed on the voter roll, or you encounter some other administrative issue?

Don’t just walk out! Ask for a provisional ballot.
November 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
@chrispesci.bsky.social Did you shame Firstname Bunchanumbers into deleting his account? Or is that how it appears when I'm muted?
October 31, 2026 at 12:44 PM