#FiveOclockSomewhere
February 21, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I'm in the core , almost finished for the day! #TGIF #FiveOClockSomewhere 🍻 #yyc
June 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
June 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Light a cigarette, pour another stiff one, and raise your glass to the eternal, cosmic absurdity of it all. Somewhere, it’s always five o’clock, and by God, if we can’t escape time, we’ll at least outrun it with a drink in hand.

#FiveOClockSomewhere #AiArt #AiArtwork
January 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
April 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It’s five o’clock somewhere. A man drinks at noon & they call him a drunk. A man drinks at five & they call him civilized. The hour was an excuse all along. Drink now, if you must. But do not pretend it is the hour that allows it. The abyss is always open. #FiveOClockSomewhere #AiArt #BloodyMartini
January 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My car is so clean! Mother Nature all day car wash and the pollen is gone. Amazing what a few rumbling storms will do for your chore list. 🫧🧽🚗 #FiveOClockSomewhere 🍸
April 28, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Never too early to get Friday started!
#fiveoclocksomewhere #haveadrink #cheers #tgif #friday #tequila
July 17, 2026 at 1:22 PM
December 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Happy Thursday! 🍺 Finished up early & stopped for pint. The Filipina bartender was pouring off the head again when I let her know it was perfect. "Ah, some white people don't like foam", so I explained a bit about the head and what it does for taste. 😃 #FiveOClockSomewhere #BroncBeer #yyc #IPA
April 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
December 7, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Cheers, #Bluesky! Not really a great job today for a few different reasonsb saved I'm glad it's over. #BroncSessionIPA #yyc #FiveOClockSomewhere
July 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
EZPZ job this morning - I'm done for the day! 🍺 #WildRoseWraspberry 😋 #FiveOClockSomewhere
July 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It's about the time! 🍻🍺😋 #FiveOClockSomewhere #BroncSessionIPA #yyc #EastSideMarios
July 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
July 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm off at a decent hour! Client was lovely today, another day that wasn't even like "work". Four hour job, I clocked seven and my partner and I split a $50 tip. Customer had a little invoice sticker shock, so I was glad to get any tip at all! #FiveOClockSomewhere 🍺 #yyc #NeverVoteConservative
June 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
June 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Finished up early! Very smooth job and the clients were wonderful! 🍺 #BroncSessionIPA #FiveOClockSomewhere
May 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Found the nearest bar after finishing the last client! #FiveOClockSomewhere #WildRoseBrewery 🍺
April 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A guy in the next booth at this coffee shop just tried to order a scotch. #fiveoclocksomewhere
November 13, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Election Day. It's is going to be a long one. Remember to stay hydrated! #FiveOClockSomewhere ?
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Game time, selfie time. #FiveOclockSomewhere #LFG
June 8, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Well this is refreshing. #bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 11:47 AM