#Flattop
SCRATCH ONE FLATTOP, SCRATCH ONE FLATTOP
November 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I got that training when the grease trap in the fraternity flattop hadn't been cleaned in a couple weeks.
November 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
meanwhile pat fitzgerald has resting "I wouldn't go in there" face
November 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Three doodle heads are better than one.
November 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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November 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
This guy and Dr. Dude need to either fight or kiss. It's 2026. Live a little!
November 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Hashbrowns made at a local cafe. You get that crisp from the flattop that I haven't been able to duplicate at home.
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Perhaps a trip to the old gas station that has a single (nonworking) pump outside from 1957, a rack of VHS rentals in a closet next to the shitter, and a Meemaw hawking frozen onion-burgers on a flattop that hasn't been scraped since they celebrated the second Nixon election.
coastal pundits who have never lived in a red state should have to go to a benign-seeming food festival and be confronted with a booth selling Confederate flag bikinis.
no they should have to get gas in northern louisiana next to a truck that has a sticker saying I SHOOT YANKEES (an experience i have actually had lol)
November 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I just had to have fun with this flattop.

#StreetFighter
November 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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November 6, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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November 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Chastity is how I worked up the courage to get my first flattop, how I worked up the courage to start wearing pocket protectors, how I worked up the courage to start wearing ties and suspenders. It’s brought me so much joy in the larger context of nerdification and as a kink in and of itself.
November 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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November 6, 2026 at 9:04 AM
"Honey, I gotta buy one of those flattop grills. Need a new quarter panel for the cyber T"
November 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM