Neglectful Voter Forced To Fill Out 6 Years’ Worth Of Back Ballots https://theonion.com/neglectful-voter-forced-to-fill-out-6-years-worth-of-back-ballots/
November 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Neglectful Voter Forced To Fill Out 6 Years’ Worth Of Back Ballots https://theonion.com/neglectful-voter-forced-to-fill-out-6-years-worth-of-back-ballots/
Obama would have been forced to resign for saying this lol
Trump: "Who the hell wants to watch football? It's boring as hell ... I can't watch"
November 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Obama would have been forced to resign for saying this lol
or was the balrog forced into that position because of immigrants
November 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
or was the balrog forced into that position because of immigrants
Saiko locked me in the basement and forced me to draw this
November 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Saiko locked me in the basement and forced me to draw this
Forced displacement
November 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Forced displacement
Donald Trump avoided inheritance taxes on his father's estate by fraudulently undervaluing his father's assets. The scandal forced his sister to leave her job as a federal judge.
November 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Donald Trump avoided inheritance taxes on his father's estate by fraudulently undervaluing his father's assets. The scandal forced his sister to leave her job as a federal judge.
Pete Hegseth promised to clean up the disgusting living conditions our troops are being forced to endure. Nearly a year later, what the hell happened?
#SupportTheTroops
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#SupportTheTroops
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November 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Pete Hegseth promised to clean up the disgusting living conditions our troops are being forced to endure. Nearly a year later, what the hell happened?
#SupportTheTroops
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#SupportTheTroops
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Yell at your lawmakers instead of someone forced to follow regulations
November 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Yell at your lawmakers instead of someone forced to follow regulations
Russian women forced to walk
poll winner of September
poll winner of September
October 30, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Russian women forced to walk
poll winner of September
poll winner of September
I think my new position is that large corporations need to be forced to respect consumers more and small businesses need to respect them less
It’s too much to screenshot but there’s a huge kerfluffle on Threads right now where a woman is mad that a Portland otaku cafe made her unlabeled agoraphobia service dog go outside so she demanded two weeks of that employee’s pay. The owner made the whole staff do ADA training and told the woman…
November 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I think my new position is that large corporations need to be forced to respect consumers more and small businesses need to respect them less
Being reasonably plugged in to the NeverTrump part of the coalition, you could watch the process by which conservative voices were one-by-one exiled, forced into retirement, or forced to reinvent themselves as Baghdad Bobs for MAGA, because those were the alternatives.
So no one told them.
So no one told them.
November 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Being reasonably plugged in to the NeverTrump part of the coalition, you could watch the process by which conservative voices were one-by-one exiled, forced into retirement, or forced to reinvent themselves as Baghdad Bobs for MAGA, because those were the alternatives.
So no one told them.
So no one told them.
born to support forced to carry
November 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
born to support forced to carry
He was forced to do that
November 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
He was forced to do that
NEWS: Former top FBI official Douglas DePodesta has filed a bombshell lawsuit against Kash Patel, the DOJ, and other Trump officials, alleging he was forced out after refusing to go along with politically motivated prosecutions of Chicago protesters perceived as Trump’s political enemies.
November 3, 2026 at 9:44 AM
NEWS: Former top FBI official Douglas DePodesta has filed a bombshell lawsuit against Kash Patel, the DOJ, and other Trump officials, alleging he was forced out after refusing to go along with politically motivated prosecutions of Chicago protesters perceived as Trump’s political enemies.
November 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
In this economy, she may be forced to share an office with Flavio Bolsonaro.
Congratulations to eventual Harvard Institute of Politics Fellow Haley Stevens
As I report here ...
- Stevens told numerous high profile Dems last night she was voting for AES
- staff was literally waiting at the unity rally thinking she was about to arrive
- even key Dems who are similarly skeptical of AES are baffled and aghast
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/haley...
- Stevens told numerous high profile Dems last night she was voting for AES
- staff was literally waiting at the unity rally thinking she was about to arrive
- even key Dems who are similarly skeptical of AES are baffled and aghast
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/haley...
November 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
In this economy, she may be forced to share an office with Flavio Bolsonaro.
Forced happiness sososososo hot...
October 31, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Forced happiness sososososo hot...
the dignity in not being forced to constantly create content...
November 2, 2026 at 10:47 AM
the dignity in not being forced to constantly create content...
creating catvicular through a forced inbreeding program. he is unable to breathe and has so many toes
November 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
creating catvicular through a forced inbreeding program. he is unable to breathe and has so many toes
Happy forced time dilation day.
November 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Happy forced time dilation day.
Had a good evening with forced relaxation 😈
November 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Had a good evening with forced relaxation 😈
November 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I think what really gets me is that Stolas' character
a traumatized gay man forced into heteronormativity, forced to conform, forced into an abusive marriage with a woman
is never taken into consideration when people shit on him and in most of the analysis I see it's not even part of the nuance
a traumatized gay man forced into heteronormativity, forced to conform, forced into an abusive marriage with a woman
is never taken into consideration when people shit on him and in most of the analysis I see it's not even part of the nuance
October 31, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I think what really gets me is that Stolas' character
a traumatized gay man forced into heteronormativity, forced to conform, forced into an abusive marriage with a woman
is never taken into consideration when people shit on him and in most of the analysis I see it's not even part of the nuance
a traumatized gay man forced into heteronormativity, forced to conform, forced into an abusive marriage with a woman
is never taken into consideration when people shit on him and in most of the analysis I see it's not even part of the nuance