nixon worship even as an ironic gesture is redoing a Futurama bit. It's standing there and letting a fucking Fremulon production mog you. If you're this addicted to ritualized humiliation just go on the bus and shout "uh oh! baby make boom boom" while audibly shitting yourself
when Reagan wanted the redwoods to be pulped for toilet paper, sold missiles to US enemies to fund death squads, joked about starting a nuclear war over nothing, people still compared him positively to Nixon. He's sigma the way getting cancer in your penis specifically instead of your balls is sigma
June 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
nixon worship even as an ironic gesture is redoing a Futurama bit. It's standing there and letting a fucking Fremulon production mog you. If you're this addicted to ritualized humiliation just go on the bus and shout "uh oh! baby make boom boom" while audibly shitting yourself
the chapo boys having the irony poisoned "nancy mace is soo hot" thing going on is just them dogwalking themselves into being the same kind of dipshit spiritually 150-year-old journalist as summoned Amy Klobuchar into our reality from the recurring nightmare of the Fremulon guys
i could sooner fuck and finish in a jar of cloves than i could have a single horny thought about nancy mace
August 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
the chapo boys having the irony poisoned "nancy mace is soo hot" thing going on is just them dogwalking themselves into being the same kind of dipshit spiritually 150-year-old journalist as summoned Amy Klobuchar into our reality from the recurring nightmare of the Fremulon guys