I smell U have French fries. I too like French fries.
August 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I smell U have French fries. I too like French fries.
pastrami fries, bitch
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
pastrami fries, bitch
oh these?
these are my emotional support shawarma fries
these are my emotional support shawarma fries
July 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
oh these?
these are my emotional support shawarma fries
these are my emotional support shawarma fries
The arc from “freedom fries” to “hitler fries” is a good encapsulation of how American conservatism has evolved in my lifetime
March 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The arc from “freedom fries” to “hitler fries” is a good encapsulation of how American conservatism has evolved in my lifetime
Me: can I get some fries for the table
The table, whispering to me: garlic fries
Me: let’s make that garlic fries haha
The table, whispering to me: garlic fries
Me: let’s make that garlic fries haha
September 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Me: can I get some fries for the table
The table, whispering to me: garlic fries
Me: let’s make that garlic fries haha
The table, whispering to me: garlic fries
Me: let’s make that garlic fries haha
We grew these tatoes and now they're fries! 🤯
July 28, 2026 at 11:58 PM
We grew these tatoes and now they're fries! 🤯
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
June 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
ɴᴏʀᴛʜᴡᴇꜱᴛ ʙᴜʀɢᴇʀꜱ & ꜰʀɪᴇꜱ
February 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
ɴᴏʀᴛʜᴡᴇꜱᴛ ʙᴜʀɢᴇʀꜱ & ꜰʀɪᴇꜱ
going to eat french fries with cheese and possibly with gravy in solidarity
April 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
going to eat french fries with cheese and possibly with gravy in solidarity
Capybara that endlessly hunger for fries and probably chicken waffle sandwiches but at the moment . Fries🍟✨🔥
September 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Capybara that endlessly hunger for fries and probably chicken waffle sandwiches but at the moment . Fries🍟✨🔥
we finally did it boys. we got our own freedom fries 🥲
February 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
we finally did it boys. we got our own freedom fries 🥲
"Home fries" implies the existence of "Away fries"
March 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Home fries" implies the existence of "Away fries"
Eating beige for safety purposes
July 16, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Eating beige for safety purposes
chotiner: u always order "...and fries for the table"
me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries
chotiner: does your meal always come with fries
me: ...yes
chotiner: is there anyone else at the table
me:
chotiner: we can revisit this later
me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries
chotiner: does your meal always come with fries
me: ...yes
chotiner: is there anyone else at the table
me:
chotiner: we can revisit this later
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
chotiner: u always order "...and fries for the table"
me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries
chotiner: does your meal always come with fries
me: ...yes
chotiner: is there anyone else at the table
me:
chotiner: we can revisit this later
me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries
chotiner: does your meal always come with fries
me: ...yes
chotiner: is there anyone else at the table
me:
chotiner: we can revisit this later
Sweet potato fries are the George Harrison of fries.
Thank you.
Thank you.
January 27, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Sweet potato fries are the George Harrison of fries.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We need a petition to rename Freedom Fries to Zelensky Fries.
March 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We need a petition to rename Freedom Fries to Zelensky Fries.
You want fries with that? 🐭 🍟
January 28, 2026 at 10:35 PM
You want fries with that? 🐭 🍟
“fries for the table”
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cnb.cx
June 23, 2026 at 2:46 AM
“fries for the table”