For all those “self researchers” praising RFKJr for banning high fructose corn syrup from baby formula. There are no, none, zero, zilch baby formulas that contain high fructose corn syrup, you complete morons.
March 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
For all those “self researchers” praising RFKJr for banning high fructose corn syrup from baby formula. There are no, none, zero, zilch baby formulas that contain high fructose corn syrup, you complete morons.
Research led by Dr. Kayvan Keshari, a biochemist and bioengineer at MSK, found that immune cells might be reprogrammed to use the body’s #fructose — a naturally occurring sugar — as an energy source that supercharges them to fight #cancer.
Retooled Immune Cells Use Fructose to Turbocharge Themselves Against Cancer
Learn how engineering immune cells to metabolize fructose could supercharge them to fight cancer.
www.mskcc.org
February 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange is, by sheer technicality, the first CN show created by a trans woman
April 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange is, by sheer technicality, the first CN show created by a trans woman
glucose, dextrose, fructose, sucrose, lactose, maltose
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
May 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
glucose, dextrose, fructose, sucrose, lactose, maltose
All my paintings incorporate legal levels of red 40 and high fructose corn syrup
November 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
All my paintings incorporate legal levels of red 40 and high fructose corn syrup
…and cane sugar contains the same calories and 91% of the fructose content that high fructose corn syrup has
October 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
…and cane sugar contains the same calories and 91% of the fructose content that high fructose corn syrup has
Sucrose (cane sugar): glucose & fructose molecule bonded. Your body sees 50% glucose, 50% fructose.
High fructose corn syrup is ALSO roughly 50/50 glucose/fructose.
Corn syrup: 100% glucose. Enzyme glucose isomerase converts ~50% to fructose.
Swapping HFCS for cane sugar in soda ain’t doing shit.
High fructose corn syrup is ALSO roughly 50/50 glucose/fructose.
Corn syrup: 100% glucose. Enzyme glucose isomerase converts ~50% to fructose.
Swapping HFCS for cane sugar in soda ain’t doing shit.
July 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Sucrose (cane sugar): glucose & fructose molecule bonded. Your body sees 50% glucose, 50% fructose.
High fructose corn syrup is ALSO roughly 50/50 glucose/fructose.
Corn syrup: 100% glucose. Enzyme glucose isomerase converts ~50% to fructose.
Swapping HFCS for cane sugar in soda ain’t doing shit.
High fructose corn syrup is ALSO roughly 50/50 glucose/fructose.
Corn syrup: 100% glucose. Enzyme glucose isomerase converts ~50% to fructose.
Swapping HFCS for cane sugar in soda ain’t doing shit.
I genuinely thought this was a condemnation of high-fructose corn syrup for like two minutes.
October 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I genuinely thought this was a condemnation of high-fructose corn syrup for like two minutes.
Remember how FOX had to pay almost a billion dollars for promoting lies?
Cane sugar is 50% fructose.
“High-fructose” corn syrup is 55% fructose.
Unless your body is as stupid as Diana Atieh, it does “know what to do” with that 5% & there’s no different effect on the body at all. It’s still sugar.
Cane sugar is 50% fructose.
“High-fructose” corn syrup is 55% fructose.
Unless your body is as stupid as Diana Atieh, it does “know what to do” with that 5% & there’s no different effect on the body at all. It’s still sugar.
Fox News invited Diana Atieh a self described MAHA mom and influencer to talk about Coca-Cola's decision to add a cane sugar version of their product to the U.S. market. Atieh has a degree in media studies. She's not a nutritionist or a medical professional. This makes no sense.
July 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Remember how FOX had to pay almost a billion dollars for promoting lies?
Cane sugar is 50% fructose.
“High-fructose” corn syrup is 55% fructose.
Unless your body is as stupid as Diana Atieh, it does “know what to do” with that 5% & there’s no different effect on the body at all. It’s still sugar.
Cane sugar is 50% fructose.
“High-fructose” corn syrup is 55% fructose.
Unless your body is as stupid as Diana Atieh, it does “know what to do” with that 5% & there’s no different effect on the body at all. It’s still sugar.
high fructose kobold syrup
April 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
high fructose kobold syrup
MAHA is just another manifestation of the internet boosting anti-elitism. It’s “you can’t tell me what to do” except about fructose instead of firearms.
“A lot of them don’t believe that their fight is partisan, and it’s not.”
Yes it is. MAHA is overwhelmingly a right-wing movement with right-wing goals. The reason they make “progressive” arguments is to trick mainstream figures into working with them — exactly as AOC seems to be doing.
Yes it is. MAHA is overwhelmingly a right-wing movement with right-wing goals. The reason they make “progressive” arguments is to trick mainstream figures into working with them — exactly as AOC seems to be doing.
September 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
MAHA is just another manifestation of the internet boosting anti-elitism. It’s “you can’t tell me what to do” except about fructose instead of firearms.
nobody died of diseases until high fructose corn syrup was invented
March 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
nobody died of diseases until high fructose corn syrup was invented
Stylist: Do you want any product in your hair?
Me: Yes, high fructose corn syrup please
Me: Yes, high fructose corn syrup please
January 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Stylist: Do you want any product in your hair?
Me: Yes, high fructose corn syrup please
Me: Yes, high fructose corn syrup please
High fructose porn syrup
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porn muffins
March 21, 2026 at 4:15 AM
High fructose porn syrup
Out: Sugar Daddies
In: Fructose Fathers
In: Fructose Fathers
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Out: Sugar Daddies
In: Fructose Fathers
In: Fructose Fathers
In an awkward twist, Trump falsely claimed he struck a “deal” with Coca-Cola to use cane sugar in their beverages, instead of high-fructose corn syrup. Coke responded by defending high-fructose corn syrup, which made it clear Trump lied.
More here: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trumps-spi...
More here: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trumps-spi...
July 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
In an awkward twist, Trump falsely claimed he struck a “deal” with Coca-Cola to use cane sugar in their beverages, instead of high-fructose corn syrup. Coke responded by defending high-fructose corn syrup, which made it clear Trump lied.
More here: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trumps-spi...
More here: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trumps-spi...
high fructose corn dogs
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
high fructose corn dogs
[mitch hedberg voice]
i wanna try low-fructose corn syrup. cause maybe it's just as good, and we're wasting fructose
i wanna try low-fructose corn syrup. cause maybe it's just as good, and we're wasting fructose
June 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
[mitch hedberg voice]
i wanna try low-fructose corn syrup. cause maybe it's just as good, and we're wasting fructose
i wanna try low-fructose corn syrup. cause maybe it's just as good, and we're wasting fructose
only pour pure cane sugar on me not that high fructose shit
April 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
only pour pure cane sugar on me not that high fructose shit
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RFK Jr. trying to ban high fructose corn syrup should play especially well in Iowa. Enjoy bankruptcy, ya dummies.
RFK Jr. trying to ban high fructose corn syrup should play especially well in Iowa. Enjoy bankruptcy, ya dummies.
President-elect Trump won landslide support in much of farm country, but his embrace of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his plan for a tariff fight with China alarms many farmers and agriculture experts.
Some in the U.S. farm industry are alarmed by Trump's embrace of RFK Jr. and tariffs
President-elect Trump won landslide support in much of farm country, but his embrace of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his plan for a tariff fight with China alarms many farmers and agriculture experts.
www.npr.org
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 PM
lolololololololololol
RFK Jr. trying to ban high fructose corn syrup should play especially well in Iowa. Enjoy bankruptcy, ya dummies.
RFK Jr. trying to ban high fructose corn syrup should play especially well in Iowa. Enjoy bankruptcy, ya dummies.
good reason to avoid all Coke products - high fructose corn syrup chemical concoctions
January 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
good reason to avoid all Coke products - high fructose corn syrup chemical concoctions
It is entirely possible your grandmother was born in the 70s she knows what high fructose corn syrup is
People who peddle that “only eat food your grandmother would have recognized” bullshit need to reckon with this
For my high school graduation party, my grandmother whipped up a table of “beef salad” sandwiches, roast beef that was ground up and mixed with miracle whip, all flavored with the omnipresent cloud of menthol cigarette smoke.
March 24, 2026 at 2:17 PM
It is entirely possible your grandmother was born in the 70s she knows what high fructose corn syrup is
Hi, fructose corn syrup. I’m Dad.
March 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hi, fructose corn syrup. I’m Dad.