October 7, 2024 at 5:52 PM
imagine letting the guy that can’t properly make a hubcap put a chip in your brain
February 3, 2024 at 4:06 PM
February 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We don't have the final results yet but it looks like we can dispense with the idea that Tesla can ever be anything other than Mad King Elon's personal domain of fraud and abuse. He is the company, and the company is him.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/tesla-shareh...
www.ibtimes.co.uk/tesla-shareh...
Tesla Shareholders Approve Musk's $56 Billion Pay Package in Early Voting
Early voting results suggest Tesla shareholders approve Musk's controversial $56 billion pay package.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
June 13, 2024 at 2:49 PM
A lede ripped from SciFi horror: "An Edina man who initially denied killing a small-town doctor in a hit-and-run near Lake Mille Lacs last fall told investigators that he didn't remember hitting the woman with his Tesla — but if he did, he would have been driving on autopilot and checking emails."
Tesla driver said if he did kill Mille Lacs doctor, he might have been on autopilot, distracted
The suspect in the hit-and-run initially denied hitting the small-town doctor.
www.startribune.com
February 10, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Elon is a toxic 🤡.
"Tesla’s factory has been ejecting 6 x more hazardous pollutants into the water system than its permits allow. Tesla had been warned five times since last March that its pollution levels were exceeding its agreed limits but it not taken action."
finance.yahoo.com/news/musk-ac...
"Tesla’s factory has been ejecting 6 x more hazardous pollutants into the water system than its permits allow. Tesla had been warned five times since last March that its pollution levels were exceeding its agreed limits but it not taken action."
finance.yahoo.com/news/musk-ac...
Musk accused of polluting German rivers with Tesla gigafactory
Tesla’s German gigafactory is polluting Berlin’s drinking water, a local utility company has claimed, as a fresh row engulfs Elon Musk’s flagship European electric car production plant. Officials from...
finance.yahoo.com
February 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Fortune says Twitter revenue is down 84% since Musk bought it 😭 fortune.com/2024/08/15/e...
Elon Musk may have to sell billions in Tesla stock to rescue X
Plunging U.S. revenue at X risks opening up a "massive hole" on its balance sheet that Musk needs to plug to stave off its financial collapse.
fortune.com
September 17, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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February 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Oh, parece que hay epidemia de manipulosis.
Cuidado! YO MANIPULO TWITTER! DIGOOO EXXXXX
February 11, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Tesla shareholders are like lemmings. There is no other explanation.
#FuckElonFanboys
#FuckElonFanboys
absolutely wild that Elon Musk can simply retweet someone saying "Reuters is dying because Reuters is lying," immediately stop Tesla stock from tanking, and add ~$25 billion to its market cap in a matter of minutes
April 5, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Tesla shareholders are like lemmings. There is no other explanation.
#FuckElonFanboys
#FuckElonFanboys
There's a decent chance that driving a gas car for the last decade had less of a negative impact on the planet than supporting Elon Musk's rise to power by buying a Tesla
January 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Just seen Grok putting the body of the victim of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis into a bikini. Digital corpse desecration now available to the public.
January 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Thank you to Greater Manchester Police for helping keep vulnerable road users safe from this.
There's a reason Tesla Cybertrucks are not legal in the UK and Europe; Cybertrucks present acute dangers to pedestrians and don’t meet European safety standards.
The vehicle has been seized.
There's a reason Tesla Cybertrucks are not legal in the UK and Europe; Cybertrucks present acute dangers to pedestrians and don’t meet European safety standards.
The vehicle has been seized.
January 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
January 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Bwahaha!! #Tesla is overstocked with #Cybertrucks, the PS1 graphics-looking mobile monument to Elon’s deep lack of creativity. With over 10,000 unsold units just sitting in dealerships, the stainless steel monstrosity has become more burden than an automotive revolution!
www.vice.com/en/article/t...
www.vice.com/en/article/t...
Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants
Tesla is overstocked with Cybertrucks, the PS1 graphics-looking mobile monument to Elon’s deep lack of creativity.
www.vice.com
May 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
LMAO Someone broke their Cybertruck windshield with a, uh, microfiber cloth. Further proof that the Cybertruck is Elon Musk in car form. Lots of shiny bullshit covering up a dried up husk of a man inside
Cybertruck Owner Says Windshield Shattered When Wiped With a Microfiber Cloth
A Cybertruck owner was trying to clean the vehicle's windshield and unintentionally broke it with a simple wipe from a microcloth towel.
futurism.com
October 2, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Gotta hand it to Tesla, realizing your customers are stupid rubes that want to be ripped off is a good business model
May 13, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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January 26, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Elon Musk is an evil man who fractured a vital information resource during disasters - and the world is now scrambling to replace the dependence it developed for over a decade on a service run by a private company.
It's hardly the most important thing here, but the disaster in Ishikawa is a tangible reason why Elon's management of Twitter is such a problem...in Japan especially, Twitter has been a source of real-time news, esp in situations like this, and now it's a vanity project for a white supremacist
January 1, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I found the most advanced form of inoperable, terminal-stage Musk Brain ever on Threads.
Naturally, the patient is a "US Technology Columnist" for Bloomberg Opinion. Of course.
Naturally, the patient is a "US Technology Columnist" for Bloomberg Opinion. Of course.
January 30, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Weeks of anxiety over the possibility that someone might mistake who I am and what I stand for melt away as I slap a "don't blame me, I just blindly follow the trends" bumper sticker on my Tesla
December 27, 2023 at 11:25 PM
This greeted us just a few miles from the Austin airport when we rolled in last night. Someone around here has been hard at work to welcome Elon's dork brigade as they arrive for the Tesla AGM 💀 #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM