#FuckItSend
Nuns wear penguin camo.

Fuckitsend
August 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Herc-Yule-es In New York

#FuckItSend
September 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
When tripping on psilocybin, a fart is a mushroom cloud.

Fuckitsend.
January 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Don’t don’t don’t you leave the ice. #fuckitsend
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.

66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Space Jam. #fuckitsend
March 17, 2026 at 9:07 AM
The chickens are revolting!

It's a coop!

Fuckitsend
May 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Guardiover. #fuckitsend
May 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
More like crapture

#fuckitsend
September 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Meth is the opposite of youth.

Fuckitsend
August 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If, and, and but sex.

Fuckitsend
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Fully electric cars pass gas.

Fuckitsend
March 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Blueskyfronts or something. #synergy #corporate #fuckitsend
March 16, 2026 at 10:26 AM
If you use Vaseline as sex lube, you get Pinot Grigio.

Fuckitsend
May 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Mengoalie #fuckitsend
June 29, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Just opened the Strait of Hormuz. I’d give it five minutes. #fuckitsend
March 17, 2026 at 9:10 AM
So my tailoring job started out really badly but recently I've been making great strides

#fuckitsend
February 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Cotton tale rabbit or something. #fuckitsend
April 4, 2026 at 9:57 AM
The song they used in the new Gladiator II trailer should have been a version of the Macarena but with the lyric changed to "Macrinus" #fuckitsend
July 9, 2024 at 7:27 PM
The "fuckitSEND" quotient is high at Bluesky.

And I'm here for it.
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Slipping in a comma is less gross than slipping in a period.

Fuckitsend.
August 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Hey, I just thought of a new #fightclub gag.

Oh really, I hear you say.

Yes.

"I just got thrown out of peripheral vision club. Didn't see that coming."

#fuckitsend
December 8, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Q: where do centaurs buy their clothes?

A: Top Man. And Bottom Horse.

#centaurs
#fuckitsend
August 22, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Trying to get in her pants but they’re too small for me, fuckitsend
July 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Ik heb dat toch net even leuker verwoord, al zeg ik het zelf 😏
#twijfelt #FuckItSend
a woman in a red jacket with a star on her collar is smiling for the camera .
ALT: a woman in a red jacket with a star on her collar is smiling for the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2024 at 1:24 PM
My wife went to see Coldplay in South Asia recently.

Singapore?

No, she said he was surprisingly melodic

#fuckitsend
June 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM