September 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
August 22, 2026 at 10:35 AM
My wife went to see Coldplay in South Asia recently.
Singapore?
No, she said he was surprisingly melodic
#fuckitsend
Singapore?
No, she said he was surprisingly melodic
#fuckitsend
June 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
My wife went to see Coldplay in South Asia recently.
Singapore?
No, she said he was surprisingly melodic
#fuckitsend
Singapore?
No, she said he was surprisingly melodic
#fuckitsend
Cotton tale rabbit or something. #fuckitsend
April 4, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Cotton tale rabbit or something. #fuckitsend
Just opened the Strait of Hormuz. I’d give it five minutes. #fuckitsend
March 17, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Just opened the Strait of Hormuz. I’d give it five minutes. #fuckitsend
March 16, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Fully electric cars pass gas.
Fuckitsend
Fuckitsend
March 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Fully electric cars pass gas.
Fuckitsend
Fuckitsend
Don’t don’t don’t you leave the ice. #fuckitsend
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Don’t don’t don’t you leave the ice. #fuckitsend
When tripping on psilocybin, a fart is a mushroom cloud.
Fuckitsend.
Fuckitsend.
January 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
When tripping on psilocybin, a fart is a mushroom cloud.
Fuckitsend.
Fuckitsend.
If, and, and but sex.
Fuckitsend
Fuckitsend
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If, and, and but sex.
Fuckitsend
Fuckitsend
November 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
September 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Nuns wear penguin camo.
Fuckitsend
Fuckitsend
August 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Nuns wear penguin camo.
Fuckitsend
Fuckitsend
Meth is the opposite of youth.
Fuckitsend
Fuckitsend
August 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Meth is the opposite of youth.
Fuckitsend
Fuckitsend
Slipping in a comma is less gross than slipping in a period.
Fuckitsend.
Fuckitsend.
August 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Slipping in a comma is less gross than slipping in a period.
Fuckitsend.
Fuckitsend.
Trying to get in her pants but they’re too small for me, fuckitsend
July 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Trying to get in her pants but they’re too small for me, fuckitsend
May 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If you use Vaseline as sex lube, you get Pinot Grigio.
Fuckitsend
Fuckitsend
May 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you use Vaseline as sex lube, you get Pinot Grigio.
Fuckitsend
Fuckitsend
The chickens are revolting!
It's a coop!
Fuckitsend
It's a coop!
Fuckitsend
May 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The chickens are revolting!
It's a coop!
Fuckitsend
It's a coop!
Fuckitsend
The "fuckitSEND" quotient is high at Bluesky.
And I'm here for it.
And I'm here for it.
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The "fuckitSEND" quotient is high at Bluesky.
And I'm here for it.
And I'm here for it.
You know how when you write 'lol' you're quite often just smiling gently? It's lost its vim, pep, mojo, je ne sais quoi.
Proposal for 'lol' v2.0:
LLOL - "literally laughing out loud" - for when 'lol' just won't do.
#lol #llol #fuckitsend
Proposal for 'lol' v2.0:
LLOL - "literally laughing out loud" - for when 'lol' just won't do.
#lol #llol #fuckitsend
February 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You know how when you write 'lol' you're quite often just smiling gently? It's lost its vim, pep, mojo, je ne sais quoi.
Proposal for 'lol' v2.0:
LLOL - "literally laughing out loud" - for when 'lol' just won't do.
#lol #llol #fuckitsend
Proposal for 'lol' v2.0:
LLOL - "literally laughing out loud" - for when 'lol' just won't do.
#lol #llol #fuckitsend
February 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM