lol Haley Stevens fucked around and made Abdul a contender for the presidency in 2028. Nice work.
Dr. El-Sayed is a fighter for our American Constitution, he’s a fighter for our American Democracy, and he’s a fighter against the corrupt, lawless, and anti-American leadership currently in the White House. That’s why I’m in his corner 100%.
Bruce Springsteen
Bruce Springsteen
November 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
lol Haley Stevens fucked around and made Abdul a contender for the presidency in 2028. Nice work.
yeah so republicans are fucked-fucked, right?
Anecdotal but here’s a voter wearing a DeSantis hat, saying that despite being a registered Republican since 2012, she voted for David Jolly over Byron Donalds.
November 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
yeah so republicans are fucked-fucked, right?
Tomorrow we’re either catastrophically fucked or only modestly fucked. It’s fine.
November 3, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Tomorrow we’re either catastrophically fucked or only modestly fucked. It’s fine.
Welp. He can get fucked.
Andy Weir, the author of The Martian and Project Hail Mary, has spoken out about AI, saying, "If I give you a hammer, you can build a house or you can murder someone. It's not the tool that's the issue; it's the user." https://bit.ly/4iUN2SN
November 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Welp. He can get fucked.
Blindfolded and fucked
November 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Blindfolded and fucked
Qui-Gon was fucked up dude.
November 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Qui-Gon was fucked up dude.
Ok so he’s fucked fucked
November 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Ok so he’s fucked fucked
“Even if the President has fucked you over you must vote R…”
November 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
“Even if the President has fucked you over you must vote R…”
Wanna get bull fucked? 😜
November 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Wanna get bull fucked? 😜
Fucked me so good I said "I love you" 😀
November 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Fucked me so good I said "I love you" 😀
However badly you've fucked up in 2026, you haven't fucked up at Haley Stevens levels, and I think that's beautiful.
November 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
However badly you've fucked up in 2026, you haven't fucked up at Haley Stevens levels, and I think that's beautiful.
good lord i am tired of the UK doing the same fucked up evil conservative shite regardless of how elections go or who is in charge
November 3, 2026 at 8:07 AM
good lord i am tired of the UK doing the same fucked up evil conservative shite regardless of how elections go or who is in charge
I hate being this blunt
But
I NEED TO BE FUCKED
But
I NEED TO BE FUCKED
November 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I hate being this blunt
But
I NEED TO BE FUCKED
But
I NEED TO BE FUCKED
That’s fucked up.
- me, talking about some fucked up thing.
- me, talking about some fucked up thing.
November 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
That’s fucked up.
- me, talking about some fucked up thing.
- me, talking about some fucked up thing.
Handjob and pussy fucked
October 31, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Handjob and pussy fucked
Just a tiny war that fucked up the world economy.
November 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Just a tiny war that fucked up the world economy.
oh she’s fucked fucked lol
November 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
oh she’s fucked fucked lol
oooyrgh fucked up bloated werewolves
November 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
oooyrgh fucked up bloated werewolves
The New York Times can get fucked. Those are all the words I'm willing to spare for it.
November 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The New York Times can get fucked. Those are all the words I'm willing to spare for it.
you've got me fucked up with this shit
Haley Stevens has written an extremely long tweet.
I’m not reading all that shit.
Go Abdul!
I’m not reading all that shit.
Go Abdul!
November 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
you've got me fucked up with this shit
I <3 you in particular, little gender fucked creature reading this
November 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I <3 you in particular, little gender fucked creature reading this
guys I think Trump's fucked the duck on levels not seen since the advent of color TV
November 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
guys I think Trump's fucked the duck on levels not seen since the advent of color TV
this is some fucked up fuckery right here
November 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
this is some fucked up fuckery right here
haHAAAA get FUCKED, donald
November 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
haHAAAA get FUCKED, donald