They were holding a bag of Funions just off camera
Everything about this makes me love @pattonoswalt.bsky.social even more. THOSE WB EYES!
February 19, 2026 at 1:10 AM
They were holding a bag of Funions just off camera
New name is Fistfucking & Funions
Kum & Go is being renamed, tragic www.cnn.com/2024/11/12/b...
Kum & Go is going away. Its new owner is rebranding all of its locations | CNN Business
Kum & Go, the Midwestern gas station chain that gained national fame for the immature snickers its name often receives, is making a change.
www.cnn.com
November 13, 2024 at 5:26 PM
New name is Fistfucking & Funions
*Unfuns your Funions*
September 29, 2026 at 6:22 AM
*Unfuns your Funions*
31 Funions.
September 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
31 Funions.
Oh my god! Come on in! We just opened a bag of funions!
January 3, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Oh my god! Come on in! We just opened a bag of funions!
Microwaved fish fillet sandwich, funions.
qt what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee, wrong answers only
September 25, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Microwaved fish fillet sandwich, funions.
Do you think sonic prefers ring-shaped foods?
Spaghettios, Funions/onion rings, Cheerios and Froot Loops?
#ChefDanGames
Spaghettios, Funions/onion rings, Cheerios and Froot Loops?
#ChefDanGames
February 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Do you think sonic prefers ring-shaped foods?
Spaghettios, Funions/onion rings, Cheerios and Froot Loops?
#ChefDanGames
Spaghettios, Funions/onion rings, Cheerios and Froot Loops?
#ChefDanGames
THEY MOVED MY SURGERY UP SEVERAL HOURS, LOL. WHICH IS TOTALLY FINE. ITS FINE. IM FINE. FINE. FUN. FUNIONS.
June 15, 2026 at 2:44 PM
THEY MOVED MY SURGERY UP SEVERAL HOURS, LOL. WHICH IS TOTALLY FINE. ITS FINE. IM FINE. FINE. FUN. FUNIONS.
My robot vacuum overdosed on funions.
September 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
My robot vacuum overdosed on funions.
"I really need to go to the grocery store"-tier lunch
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"I really need to go to the grocery store"-tier lunch
"Hey! You got any Funions up there??!?"
March 19, 2026 at 11:40 AM
"Hey! You got any Funions up there??!?"
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Funions.
August 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Funions.
Fluids to flush out the gas station funions!
June 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Fluids to flush out the gas station funions!
Strawberry-banana Funions
January 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Strawberry-banana Funions
I want funions
Send help
Send help
June 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I want funions
Send help
Send help
my tummy hurts!
maybe I shouldn't have eaten an entire family sized bag of funions and two hostess fruit pies in one sitting
maybe I shouldn't have eaten an entire family sized bag of funions and two hostess fruit pies in one sitting
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
my tummy hurts!
maybe I shouldn't have eaten an entire family sized bag of funions and two hostess fruit pies in one sitting
maybe I shouldn't have eaten an entire family sized bag of funions and two hostess fruit pies in one sitting
host: It's interesting because we were actually talking about this off-mic before the recording...
me at home, funions falling from my gaping maw: WHOA they talk when the microphones aren't on, too?!
me at home, funions falling from my gaping maw: WHOA they talk when the microphones aren't on, too?!
June 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
host: It's interesting because we were actually talking about this off-mic before the recording...
me at home, funions falling from my gaping maw: WHOA they talk when the microphones aren't on, too?!
me at home, funions falling from my gaping maw: WHOA they talk when the microphones aren't on, too?!
or funions!
What the fuck are these peanut hoop things, christ alive, funions were RIGHT. THERE.
What the fuck are these peanut hoop things, christ alive, funions were RIGHT. THERE.
May 11, 2024 at 4:50 PM
or funions!
What the fuck are these peanut hoop things, christ alive, funions were RIGHT. THERE.
What the fuck are these peanut hoop things, christ alive, funions were RIGHT. THERE.
Pete is is the patchwork of all of them eating fucking (spelling is) FUNions
June 30, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Pete is is the patchwork of all of them eating fucking (spelling is) FUNions
funions ARE posers
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
funions ARE posers
Me: I don't think there are onions in Funyuns. That's why it's not spelled "Funions."
Rooster: No, it's just fun. A whole shit ton of joy.
Rooster: No, it's just fun. A whole shit ton of joy.
May 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Me: I don't think there are onions in Funyuns. That's why it's not spelled "Funions."
Rooster: No, it's just fun. A whole shit ton of joy.
Rooster: No, it's just fun. A whole shit ton of joy.