#Futon
Vladimir Futon
October 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Correct. It's a portal by which thousands of some of the world's best and brightest get brought into this country and taught to love Four Peaks and the hot cheeto burrito El Paisano's sells and for the FAS-afflicted Futon Fornicator that must be destroyed at all costs to protect "Heritage America".
October 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
narrator: "Usha Bala Chilukuri's parents came to the United States in the 1980s to steal our jobs and undermine Real America. They even encouraged their daughter to marry area moron and weird futon enthusiast 'JD Vance'. Are those the values you want?"

*vote JD Vance for President*
come 2028 vance will be cutting ads specifically denouncing his in-laws for coming to the united states
JD Vance on H-1B recipients: "It's one thing if you were to bring in a person like Elon Musk. I think 99% of American citizens look at somebody like Elon Musk and say, 'if that person wants to come in and build something great in the US, we support that.' But if you're bringing in an accountant... "
October 8, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Vladimir Futon opines
October 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
October 8, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Cozy Futon Penguin
ALT: Cozy Futon Penguin
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October 8, 2026 at 12:10 PM
After I have dealt with the plumbing and the bed going and more furniture going and sorting out the bedroom and futon and living room and study/craft room I think I will want to read for a whole weekend.
October 8, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I've been slowly turning a lot of worn out blue jeans and a too small denim vest into a Halloween costume. Other than the bleaching and dyeing I think seam ripping the old stuff apart is taking the longest.

This will eventually be a neon punk, black light reactive dragon.
October 8, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Artist: poprication
Media: touhou
Source: https://e-hentai.org/s/53403b4cb5/1528865-16
October 8, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Samsung's $80bn Profit: Proof Folding Furniture is the Future of Crypto Investments!

Samsung made $80bn and somehow the internet's takeaway is: buy folding sofas. Your savings are not a futon. Read the satire before your emergency fund ends up in a sofa warehouse.

#Finance #satire
Samsung's $80bn Profit: Proof Folding Furniture is the Future of Crypto Investments!
Samsung made $80bn and somehow the internet's takeaway is: buy folding sofas. Your savings are not a futon. Read the satire before your emergency fund ends up in a sofa warehouse.
semitruth.com
October 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Será se eu fosse pro futon a Hélios iria me visitar nele?
October 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Como se eu já não deixasse você ficar na cama com as gatas!!!!!!!

Mas tem o futon também
October 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Tem um futon também, pra eu dormir no escritório igual personagem de anime
October 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
a sleeping soluton? isn’t that just a futon?
October 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Are you describing a futon? 🤔
October 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Since I had to rearrange the bird room, I took out the futon and put a chair in to make more room. Anyway, apparently it's Queso's chair.
October 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Power.
October 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Arantxa es un puton japones, queria decir futon japones
October 7, 2026 at 11:06 AM
It wouldn't be the first time I'd done it

Its a roll up futon, so it sits really nicely on it
October 7, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I did also get the urge to put the futon on my treadmill and make a tent on the frame and sleep in it
October 7, 2026 at 9:24 AM
The Classic Futon Bed: dark elegance. 🖤
Matte black frame, clean lines and a headboard with integrated light strips for warm light in the evening. Your bed. Your style.
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#skunkworx #futonbett #classicfutonbett #bettendesign
October 7, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I have no idea what the brand was, it was from a futon store in Ft. Collins; we went in and asked for something durable, and they suggested this oak futon frame.

I have replaced the futon twice, but that's negligible.
October 7, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Where can I buy your wooden futon from college
October 7, 2026 at 8:12 AM