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Man Getting Futon All Dolled Up For Craigslist Photo Shoot
May 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
kenwhite.bsky.social
Nothing but gibbering freaks and futon stains.
January 11, 2024 at 11:28 PM
unicouniuni3.bsky.social
How is he this cute just by sleeping?
A black and white cat is lying on its side, fast asleep on a futon.
August 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
nicemustard.bsky.social
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 AM
middlerage.bsky.social
Quiet Vladimir Futon!
August 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
indyfromspace.bsky.social
I saw someone refer to Vance as "Vladimir Futon" and 💀
July 27, 2024 at 4:21 PM
geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Tired: couch potato
Wired: futon crouton
May 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Cruz, Cramer and Hagerty missed votes too. Franklin shouldn’t just be picking on Lil Marco and Vladimir Futon.
November 21, 2024 at 12:32 AM
notsophatmatt.bsky.social
Morty got a futon
May 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
jaqqqln.gay
Jaq (human) lying down on the futon feeling anxious
October 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
snuffbait.bsky.social
I FOUND A CROUTON UNDERNEATH THE FUTON
April 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
viridianth.bsky.social
A grumpy wakeup from her afternoon nap.

#Cats #Siamese
A Siamese cat poking her head out of a blanket pile on a futon, looking grumpily at the camera.
April 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social
Vladimir Futon was just as worried about Epstein once upon a time.
September 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
stevesilberman.bsky.social
Ouch.
Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer Motion to refer to JD Vance as "Vladimir Futon" from here on out
July 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
annabower.bsky.social
lucy went to law school parties
beagle on a futon at a party
July 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
gregdoucette.bsky.social
The offspring of JD Vance and a futon
August 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
rpg-volley.bsky.social
EVERYONE, GET OUTSIDE!!! THEY’RE CALLING HIM VLADIMIR FUTON!!!
July 27, 2024 at 11:41 PM
gypsican.bsky.social
Our daily sunsoak on our backyard futon. Queen 👑☀️ #dogsky
Black cane corso lab with her nose in the air, is lying down outside in a futon with blankets Black cane corso lab is lying down outside in a futon with blankets. She is resting her head the sun laying its glow upon her black fur
October 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
scottadamson1960.bsky.social
Steve in repose.
#dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop
Chihuahua rests on back of futon.
July 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
neolithicsheep.bsky.social
Ari got so excited during Special Boy Solo Snuggle Time he rolled right off the futon.
An orange and white Cornish Rex cat in the process of sliding off a Grey futon while being petted by a man's heavily tattooed hand.
July 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
gonzo.bsky.social
Thare sure are somb dum motorfoukers oute thare.. .
Orange and white cat on a black futon looking over his shoulder in disgust and disappointment
March 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
mollyknight.bsky.social
Who called JD Vance “Vladimir Futon” ??

☠️☠️☠️
July 28, 2024 at 12:21 AM
bakoon.bsky.social
ladies and gentlemen, the adorable dachsund is snug under a futon
October 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
mahoumiqo.bsky.social
🔁
Emi is fast asleep on a futon, clad in only an oversized pink and white striped sweater and a pair of white panties.
October 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM