This Fwit now has to do gym at night cause he slept through today. 6pm coffee it is🤷🏻♂️
September 10, 2026 at 7:50 AM
This Fwit now has to do gym at night cause he slept through today. 6pm coffee it is🤷🏻♂️
All you tech bros who idolise this fwit
January 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
All you tech bros who idolise this fwit
This is Orwellian. Claim it was an inside job to avoid the reality that the fwit in the White House galvanised the rioters.
April 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is Orwellian. Claim it was an inside job to avoid the reality that the fwit in the White House galvanised the rioters.
I’ll be voting no to that fopdoodling foghorning fwit
November 29, 2024 at 4:20 AM
I’ll be voting no to that fopdoodling foghorning fwit
The fwit couldn't lie straight in bed
May 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The fwit couldn't lie straight in bed
He’s a grade one oaf fwit. #TheArchers
January 10, 2026 at 7:19 AM
He’s a grade one oaf fwit. #TheArchers
Every time Dutton attempts to crabwalk away from anything that Trump says or does..& he will.. remember that Dutton so admires Trump & his “leadership” that Dutton wants to emulate it any way he can
Dutton is a fair-weather fwit who will shift like a leaf in the wind to favour HIMSELF- no one else.
Dutton is a fair-weather fwit who will shift like a leaf in the wind to favour HIMSELF- no one else.
March 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Every time Dutton attempts to crabwalk away from anything that Trump says or does..& he will.. remember that Dutton so admires Trump & his “leadership” that Dutton wants to emulate it any way he can
Dutton is a fair-weather fwit who will shift like a leaf in the wind to favour HIMSELF- no one else.
Dutton is a fair-weather fwit who will shift like a leaf in the wind to favour HIMSELF- no one else.
MAGA Senator Tommy Tuberville (AL) just posted:
The "[Parliamentarian's] job is not to push a woke agenda. THE SENATE PARLIAMENTARIAN SHOULD BE FIRED ASAP.”
[FWIT, I don't think this will happen.]
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/26/u...
The "[Parliamentarian's] job is not to push a woke agenda. THE SENATE PARLIAMENTARIAN SHOULD BE FIRED ASAP.”
[FWIT, I don't think this will happen.]
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/26/u...
Top Senate Official Rules Against Several Key Provisions in G.O.P. Policy Bill
www.nytimes.com
June 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
MAGA Senator Tommy Tuberville (AL) just posted:
The "[Parliamentarian's] job is not to push a woke agenda. THE SENATE PARLIAMENTARIAN SHOULD BE FIRED ASAP.”
[FWIT, I don't think this will happen.]
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/26/u...
The "[Parliamentarian's] job is not to push a woke agenda. THE SENATE PARLIAMENTARIAN SHOULD BE FIRED ASAP.”
[FWIT, I don't think this will happen.]
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/26/u...
Um, the fwit doesn't know which countries comprise ASEAN.
HE DOESN'T KNOW THE SIMPLE STUFF.
HE DOESN'T KNOW THE SIMPLE STUFF.
January 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Um, the fwit doesn't know which countries comprise ASEAN.
HE DOESN'T KNOW THE SIMPLE STUFF.
HE DOESN'T KNOW THE SIMPLE STUFF.
Spud is an absolute fwit
April 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Spud is an absolute fwit
my top 10 Don Martin movies:
Bob and Carol and Ploosh and Flapf
Mazerunner: The Sklortch Trials
Big Shtoink in Little Shplep
Citizen Kloon
The Babadoip
It’s a Paf, Paf, Paf, Paf World
2 Fwoosh 2 Fwabadap
The Great Gashklitzka
Chinabzzownt
To Fwit Fwap, Glit Glort Bleeble Durp! Julie Newmar
Bob and Carol and Ploosh and Flapf
Mazerunner: The Sklortch Trials
Big Shtoink in Little Shplep
Citizen Kloon
The Babadoip
It’s a Paf, Paf, Paf, Paf World
2 Fwoosh 2 Fwabadap
The Great Gashklitzka
Chinabzzownt
To Fwit Fwap, Glit Glort Bleeble Durp! Julie Newmar
August 29, 2023 at 1:34 AM
my top 10 Don Martin movies:
Bob and Carol and Ploosh and Flapf
Mazerunner: The Sklortch Trials
Big Shtoink in Little Shplep
Citizen Kloon
The Babadoip
It’s a Paf, Paf, Paf, Paf World
2 Fwoosh 2 Fwabadap
The Great Gashklitzka
Chinabzzownt
To Fwit Fwap, Glit Glort Bleeble Durp! Julie Newmar
Bob and Carol and Ploosh and Flapf
Mazerunner: The Sklortch Trials
Big Shtoink in Little Shplep
Citizen Kloon
The Babadoip
It’s a Paf, Paf, Paf, Paf World
2 Fwoosh 2 Fwabadap
The Great Gashklitzka
Chinabzzownt
To Fwit Fwap, Glit Glort Bleeble Durp! Julie Newmar
There we have it.
Eddie to George: Look at those muscles. Looks like prison suits you.
Fwit
#TheArchers
Eddie to George: Look at those muscles. Looks like prison suits you.
Fwit
#TheArchers
October 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
There we have it.
Eddie to George: Look at those muscles. Looks like prison suits you.
Fwit
#TheArchers
Eddie to George: Look at those muscles. Looks like prison suits you.
Fwit
#TheArchers
True to form, ppl hve lost their sh*t in the Redlands QLD
A friend was involved in an incident with an angry fwit bec she bought 10 chicken drumsticks. She’s a care worker & was buying extra for some clients.
The police had to b called.
Shelves are also empty.
Thanks to the media foghorning fear
A friend was involved in an incident with an angry fwit bec she bought 10 chicken drumsticks. She’s a care worker & was buying extra for some clients.
The police had to b called.
Shelves are also empty.
Thanks to the media foghorning fear
March 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
True to form, ppl hve lost their sh*t in the Redlands QLD
A friend was involved in an incident with an angry fwit bec she bought 10 chicken drumsticks. She’s a care worker & was buying extra for some clients.
The police had to b called.
Shelves are also empty.
Thanks to the media foghorning fear
A friend was involved in an incident with an angry fwit bec she bought 10 chicken drumsticks. She’s a care worker & was buying extra for some clients.
The police had to b called.
Shelves are also empty.
Thanks to the media foghorning fear
Not a disease.
The ACTUAL DISEASES are staging a comeback because of this fwit.
The ACTUAL DISEASES are staging a comeback because of this fwit.
May 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Not a disease.
The ACTUAL DISEASES are staging a comeback because of this fwit.
The ACTUAL DISEASES are staging a comeback because of this fwit.
The irony does not escape me that Peter Dutton has run to Sky News …
….to call certain other media outlets “biased and hate media”
🙄
He also appears to be sliding into the Trump “fake news” rhetoric with this mantra.
He’s a fwit.
….to call certain other media outlets “biased and hate media”
🙄
He also appears to be sliding into the Trump “fake news” rhetoric with this mantra.
He’s a fwit.
April 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The irony does not escape me that Peter Dutton has run to Sky News …
….to call certain other media outlets “biased and hate media”
🙄
He also appears to be sliding into the Trump “fake news” rhetoric with this mantra.
He’s a fwit.
….to call certain other media outlets “biased and hate media”
🙄
He also appears to be sliding into the Trump “fake news” rhetoric with this mantra.
He’s a fwit.
What the F is the old fwit on about?
March 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
What the F is the old fwit on about?
Where's Tapper, the fwit.
June 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Where's Tapper, the fwit.
How can they stand there in silence and not ask WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU MISOGYNISTIC FWIT!?
June 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
How can they stand there in silence and not ask WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU MISOGYNISTIC FWIT!?
Albrechtsen will never apologise. She’s a self-absorbed fwit
February 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Albrechtsen will never apologise. She’s a self-absorbed fwit
Why is Kenton pretending to Reg nothing happened? Fwit. #TheArchers
January 17, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Why is Kenton pretending to Reg nothing happened? Fwit. #TheArchers
He’s an habitual twonk and fwit.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
May 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
He’s an habitual twonk and fwit.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Obvious fwit troll.
@danhasquit.bsky.social
@danhasquit.bsky.social
January 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Obvious fwit troll.
@danhasquit.bsky.social
@danhasquit.bsky.social