we are a global embarrassment man
November 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
we are a global embarrassment man
Elon Musk is a global security threat. He must be stopped.
Full story: Ukraine is once again facing Starlink speed limits of 161 kilometres per hour.
Starlink restrictions in Ukraine are back, Zelenskyy says
Ukraine says renewed speed restrictions on Starshield, the military version of SpaceX's Starlink satellite service, are disrupting drone interceptions across the front line, weeks after similar limits...
www.euronews.com
November 12, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Elon Musk is a global security threat. He must be stopped.
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November 12, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Lo del fachaleco es global eh
INTERIOR, MEN‘S CLOTHING STORE
CLERK: how many i help you today?
MAN: I make a great deal of money but also have no inner life and have neither read a book or had an original thought in a decade. I need a piece of clothing that fits my terrible personality.
CLERK: I have just the thing!
CLERK: how many i help you today?
MAN: I make a great deal of money but also have no inner life and have neither read a book or had an original thought in a decade. I need a piece of clothing that fits my terrible personality.
CLERK: I have just the thing!
November 14, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Lo del fachaleco es global eh
MICROSOFT IDENTIFIES CAUSE OF GLOBAL OUTAGE. BLAMES DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE DISPLACED BY COPILOT.
November 13, 2026 at 12:43 PM
MICROSOFT IDENTIFIES CAUSE OF GLOBAL OUTAGE. BLAMES DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE DISPLACED BY COPILOT.
New Head of Microsoft Global Connectivity revealed
November 13, 2026 at 1:46 PM
New Head of Microsoft Global Connectivity revealed
in hindsight, perhaps it was a bad idea to build an entire global economy around whether one man would be faithful to his wife
November 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
in hindsight, perhaps it was a bad idea to build an entire global economy around whether one man would be faithful to his wife
A global catastrophe is just a Tuesday in Ukraine
November 15, 2026 at 8:15 AM
A global catastrophe is just a Tuesday in Ukraine
Checking in on Finn to see how he is dealing with the global Teams outage
November 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Checking in on Finn to see how he is dealing with the global Teams outage
Global elite blasts global elite in front of audience of global elite
At the Federalist Society, Marco Rubio delivers a rousing defense peroration for Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu and against The Hague prosecutors bringing charges against them. If they can prosecute Putin and Netanyahu, then they can prosecute Trump and Hegseth, too, he argues.
‘We’re not the United Nations’: Rubio blasts global elite in speech
With Republicans seeing him as a possible 2028 contender, Rubio delivered a combative defense of Trump’s agenda to the Federalist Society.
www.politico.com
November 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Global elite blasts global elite in front of audience of global elite
cinco horas sem voo dos EUA vai fazer com que a temperatura global abaixe uns 2 graus pelos próximos 600 anos
November 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
cinco horas sem voo dos EUA vai fazer com que a temperatura global abaixe uns 2 graus pelos próximos 600 anos
Evangelicalism is a global issue
Bro is concerned about Muslims being violent? And he won’t even apologize?
Buddy. The President of the United States did a murder spree in your country to kidnap your president and take your oil and is running your country as a vassal state as your blood brothers are out in the streets protesting.
Buddy. The President of the United States did a murder spree in your country to kidnap your president and take your oil and is running your country as a vassal state as your blood brothers are out in the streets protesting.
Blue Jays apologize to Muslim community and fans in wake of Santander’s posts | Globalnews.ca
The Toronto Blue Jays apologized Thursday to the Muslim community and the team's fans for the "pain and harm" caused by outfielder Anthony Santander's social media posts.
globalnews.ca
November 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Evangelicalism is a global issue
The International Association of Political Consultants is set to give its 2026 Democracy Medal to Prime Minister Mark Carney, Global News has learned.
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This is going to piss off the orange marmalade shitler.
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Carney awarded ‘Democracy Medal’ by global group of political strategists - National | Globalnews.ca
A group of global political consultants and strategists say Prime Minister Mark Carney's "clarity" and "calm and clear thinking" was worthy of international recognition.
globalnews.ca
November 15, 2026 at 1:08 PM
The International Association of Political Consultants is set to give its 2026 Democracy Medal to Prime Minister Mark Carney, Global News has learned.
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This is going to piss off the orange marmalade shitler.
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GLOBAL SCALE bsky.app/profile/jill...
Cindy Hyde-Smith blocked Scott Colom's nomination to the federal bench because of his support of trans rights. Now Colom is the senator elect, and Hyde-Smith, per Wikipedia, is the first incumbent Republican senator in Mississippi's history to be defeated for reelection.
Democrat Scott Colom defeats Republican Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith, becoming Mississippi’s first Black U.S. senator since 1881.
November 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
GLOBAL SCALE bsky.app/profile/jill...
New post:
There is a global youth uprising - overthrowing governments from Nepal to Serbia + now spreading to western Europe and India.
I argue it's being caused by a crisis of meritocracy as well as technology. And it is going to change politics everywhere.
samf.substack.com/p/the-global...
There is a global youth uprising - overthrowing governments from Nepal to Serbia + now spreading to western Europe and India.
I argue it's being caused by a crisis of meritocracy as well as technology. And it is going to change politics everywhere.
samf.substack.com/p/the-global...
The global youth uprising
And the crisis of meritocracy
samf.substack.com
November 14, 2026 at 9:32 AM
New post:
There is a global youth uprising - overthrowing governments from Nepal to Serbia + now spreading to western Europe and India.
I argue it's being caused by a crisis of meritocracy as well as technology. And it is going to change politics everywhere.
samf.substack.com/p/the-global...
There is a global youth uprising - overthrowing governments from Nepal to Serbia + now spreading to western Europe and India.
I argue it's being caused by a crisis of meritocracy as well as technology. And it is going to change politics everywhere.
samf.substack.com/p/the-global...
every time i am exposed to threads i think there's a gas leak in the global economy
November 14, 2026 at 2:50 AM
every time i am exposed to threads i think there's a gas leak in the global economy
LAST WEEK: Jensen Huang is individually a load-bearing part of the global economy.
THIS WEEK: The global economy is in trouble because of all the individuals who were bearing Jensen Huang’s load.
THIS WEEK: The global economy is in trouble because of all the individuals who were bearing Jensen Huang’s load.
November 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
LAST WEEK: Jensen Huang is individually a load-bearing part of the global economy.
THIS WEEK: The global economy is in trouble because of all the individuals who were bearing Jensen Huang’s load.
THIS WEEK: The global economy is in trouble because of all the individuals who were bearing Jensen Huang’s load.
Microsoft outage has caused global problems, disabled services, emails, artificial intelligence products.
Reminder of new economic vulnerabilities.
Power of local/global tech corporations who could hold govts to ransom, thwart regulation.
Who governs?
Reminder of new economic vulnerabilities.
Power of local/global tech corporations who could hold govts to ransom, thwart regulation.
Who governs?
What we know about the global Microsoft outage
Microsoft has said the outage was not caused by a cyber-security incident, but efforts to fix the issues have so far been largely unsuccessful.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 13, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Microsoft outage has caused global problems, disabled services, emails, artificial intelligence products.
Reminder of new economic vulnerabilities.
Power of local/global tech corporations who could hold govts to ransom, thwart regulation.
Who governs?
Reminder of new economic vulnerabilities.
Power of local/global tech corporations who could hold govts to ransom, thwart regulation.
Who governs?
The Japanese stock markets have switched to fax machines because of the global Microsoft outage.
November 14, 2026 at 9:27 AM
The Japanese stock markets have switched to fax machines because of the global Microsoft outage.
When even poppies are part of your global woke conspiracy then it might be time to give your head a wobble
November 14, 2026 at 7:51 AM
When even poppies are part of your global woke conspiracy then it might be time to give your head a wobble
LOL that the nvidia ceo's lack of penis control caused a measurable drop in the global stock market. I love capitalism
November 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
LOL that the nvidia ceo's lack of penis control caused a measurable drop in the global stock market. I love capitalism
Or just make up a name or say "Global Tetrahedron."
November 14, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Or just make up a name or say "Global Tetrahedron."
Day 374 of drawing Fenomeno every day until shes on global! #umamusume
November 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Day 374 of drawing Fenomeno every day until shes on global! #umamusume