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curtaindude.bsky.social
Nothing is hotter🔥 than having an empty stomach😣 and seeing a waitress reveal her
🍒BIG 🤤JUICY 🍔BURGERS😍

Mommy always knows what you need~😈

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September 28, 2026 at 9:51 AM
curtaindude.bsky.social
So you wanted to know Mommy Meowskull's secret for ✨SUPER SOFT FLUFFY FUR?✨
Well the answer is simple: a nice long 🚿OIL SHOWER 🚿

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September 27, 2026 at 11:34 AM
vlad-the-impaler69.bsky.social
#gooncaption #porncaption #goonedoutcaption #transporn
September 27, 2026 at 9:37 AM
curtaindude.bsky.social
Stick to drive throughs, Hun~ 😊
You get so exited when the waitress heads towards your car~ 🚗
And you get more privacy to REALLY enjoy your meal~ 🍔👅

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September 26, 2026 at 9:45 AM
curtaindude.bsky.social
Ever wanted to see how Mommy keeps her buns 🍔clean? Now you know~ 🚿

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September 25, 2026 at 9:46 AM
curtaindude.bsky.social
Isn't it beautiful on the horizon gooner? MY very own OIL RIG. It's kinda hot how it gets pumped full of the earth's gooey, thick sludge~

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September 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
curtaindude.bsky.social
You always let Mommy pass you when you're in first place, you just love the sight of her and her sexy car~

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September 24, 2026 at 1:44 AM
curtaindude.bsky.social
Mmm~ Doesn't her Stuffed Crust Pizza🍕 look delicious?😋
Papa Johns sure has the best pizza in the world!🌎

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September 22, 2026 at 8:57 AM
vasthypno.bsky.social
Spiral bators of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your brains. #GoonCaption
Feel The Spiral Erasing Your mind. It makes you so HORNY you just can't stop.
September 21, 2026 at 9:48 PM
sweetcream05.bsky.social
love it #furry #goon #gooncaption #yiff
September 21, 2026 at 7:09 PM
curtaindude.bsky.social
I know you will do what I tell you to DUMBASS! 😈
So make a ✊ FIST with your hand and 👊 PUNCH them ORBIES! 🖕🤣
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September 21, 2026 at 8:51 AM
dex-awroo.bsky.social
Goof yourself STOOPID 😵‍💫 Goon to TOONS

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September 20, 2026 at 9:30 PM
curtaindude.bsky.social
This new McDonalds burger sounds interesting...
Care for a free sample Gooner?

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September 20, 2026 at 2:23 PM
curtaindude.bsky.social
Some of you are totes Plushie-Sexuals! And if you're not, stop lying to yourself :3

This edit was commissioned by Anonymous via Throne.

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September 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
curtaindude.bsky.social
I need to remove your forest to build my farm, and you'll let me, won't you goonie? All I have to do is show you my wobblemeat LOL. Don't worry, I won't let you use it~

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September 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM
vasthypno.bsky.social
Put that bro cap on, #DumbingDown to grab your dong. #GoonCaption
Dumb Down and Stroke!
September 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
vasthypno.bsky.social
Marijuana and masturbation: better together. #GoonCaption
Marijuana and masturbation: toke your bong and stroke your dong.
September 17, 2026 at 8:27 PM
curtaindude.bsky.social
Seriously, what's it gunna take for you to just leave me alone!? You wanna see my b0@b$!? Fine, If it'll get you the hell away from me!

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September 17, 2026 at 9:26 AM
curtaindude.bsky.social
Are you seriously getting turned on by a block game?
Gosh ur actually so pathetic!
Stare deep into those round blocky cheeks and touch urself loser!! 🤣

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September 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
curtaindude.bsky.social
Do you like Mommy Rag's new outfit hun❓
I think it fits her perfectly~ ☺️
Or were you too busy starin at her 💦 JUICY ✨ SHINY 🫧 BUBBLES~

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September 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
vasthypno.bsky.social
I've been sleeping on making #GoonCaption posts lately.
This bator fell asleep, quick! I's okay la fall asleep Post Porn Make Porn Retweet Porn Make sure he's triggered in the morning Swarm his Twitter feed with filth
September 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
curtaindude.bsky.social
Is this what you typically order, gooners? I mean, I don't blame you, it looks delicious~

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September 15, 2026 at 9:21 AM
curtaindude.bsky.social
You love fried cringe, don't cha goonie! Why don't cha touch your parts for mah blocky bewbies UwU

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September 14, 2026 at 1:29 PM
curtaindude.bsky.social
Hey there Customer, here's your order! Looks like it's missing an ingredient though~

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September 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM
curtaindude.bsky.social
Chur a Stimtard righh? 😘 Chu min helpen meh out~ UwU
Mah pole 🍆 cud use sum pwofesional hewlp fwom a pwo stimmer ☺️

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September 12, 2026 at 9:49 AM