Some of you are totes Plushie-Sexuals! And if you're not, stop lying to yourself :3

This edit was commissioned by Anonymous via Throne.

#cringe #goon #pump #aspie #caption #gooner #pump #cringeporn #nsfw #gooncaption #furry #cutesexual #plushsexual #plushiephile

Him being a plushiephile/plushiefucker was already weird and offputting. But him specifically being one because they “can’t make false rape accusations” just makes it worse.