#Gails
There is a perfect replacement for Gails 😋
January 17, 2026 at 6:26 PM
At Gails wedding on Saturday
July 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It's effectively impossible to boycott US companies because they own so many British brands. You'd have to stop buying Cadburys, Walkers Crisps, HP sauce.... or shopping at Gails or Waterstones etc etc...
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Gails
Gobs

With

Tails

😍
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
What is genuinely fascinating about this is in general the answers are not true. The “Gails = Lib Dems” thing is not true! A thing called “matcha” is available wherever there’s a Greggs!
The "somewhere that sells matcha" one is interesting, because I'm 90% sure that the difference with the Reform and Conservative figures is just people erroneously thinking you can't get that where they live.
As Liberal Democrat conference gets properly underway our new polling finds that the “Gail’s test” continues to hold true. Lib Dems over perform their national polling by 7 points among those who say they have a Gail’s on their high street, same with Pret!
September 20, 2026 at 10:53 AM
it truly is gails timeline and we are all just along for the ride
April 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Greggs customers call it a sausage roll, Gails customers call it a pork wellington
October 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Two blocks of flats at Old Street, one with Gails at the bottom and the other with Greggs.

I wonder if that affects the house prices?

"Darling, I simply can't live above Greggs, lets pay £5k extra to live next door, that's above Gails"
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
salsa!!! no!!! that’s bad for you!!! let me get you some gails
September 27, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Right now, the brothels in Nevada are running their “Gails Of November Come Early” promotion.
November 15, 2024 at 1:09 PM
sorry I'm trying to delete this
January 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Big mistake to cut the bargain gardener (£20 a visit!?) when you’re still taking long haul holidays and going to Gails. For investment bankers these people are very poor financial planners.
May 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Apparently this weekend there will be constant rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, hy tydes, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde..

Really bad spell of weather.
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Inside you are two Gails
May 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"In this stunning new novel, the occupants of Auschwitz protest against the opening of a Gails Bakery nearby"
March 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Find someone who'll fight for you as hard as the residents of Walthamstow Village will fight against the opening of a Gails Bakery.
October 8, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Typical Gails.
June 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Apparently this weekend there will be constant rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, hy tydes, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

So, we're in for a really bad spell of wether.
September 28, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Most LibDem things : Gails, second hand bookshops, polyamory
September 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sidebar: I really gotta stop going to Gails.
May 16, 2026 at 9:07 AM
The ducks are flying over Gails house tonight

Nudge Nudge

Don't tell a soul
September 28, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I always mentally sub “Breadtube” in for “a bunch of people who hung out in some cheesecake factories and red lobsters and I guess also a Gails that one time you and mothcub came to see Blink”
September 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Every day a new low is reached. No, Jonathan, a Gails is not a provocation. No, Janice, “MENAPT” immigrants are not inherently inferior. No, Kemi…honestly where does one even start with this?!
Badenoch: Starmer’s Iran stance is appeasement of ‘sectarian’ vote - The Jewish Chronicle
The Conservative Party leader added: ‘we should be looking after the British national interest, not particular constituency interest’
www.thejc.com
March 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The world needs more Gails.

Yeah, I said it, @gailsimone.bsky.social
June 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
When the Gails came into Stoke Newington some people put *glue* in the locks because it was a sign of gentrification. These people live in Stoke Newington!
June 11, 2026 at 8:27 AM