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solomonrdavid.bsky.social
BREAKING: I just sold @garlab.bsky.social to myself, valued at 33 billion #GarPuns
March 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
#GARWEEK IS HERE!!!

We’re excited to celebrate this “most-loathed,” misunderstood, and amazing group of living fossil fishes with you all!

Enjoy this Intro to Gars @ologies.bsky.social from #Garology!

Feel free to share YOUR #GarPuns, photos, #GARtwork and any other GARish posts!
December 16, 2024 at 4:12 PM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Happy Mardi Gras⚜️ from the…
Mardi Gras Gars! Two Alligator Gar skulls draped in colorful Mardi Gras beads. No, the #GarPuns do not stop!
February 13, 2024 at 6:24 PM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Glad you asked, the thing about Cuban Gars…
#GarWeek #GarPuns
Two gar photos are shown, one of a Longnose Gar and the other of an Alligator Gar, both to tell a sea gar vs cigar joke. Yes, it’s THAT bad. Laughing emoji.
December 16, 2024 at 10:15 PM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Doing my best to crowd source & delegarte some of the #GarPuns these days 😂👍
November 19, 2024 at 2:22 PM
buzzbot235.bsky.social
Spiffying up the Christmas tree with a GARland this year in celebration of Garweek! @solomonrdavid.bsky.social #garweek #garpuns #garfish #wildlifeconservation #fishmas #christmastree
December 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM
thekristeno.bsky.social
Delighted to have found the gar folks here, they're garrrrreat! (I am such a gar lab fangirl, and I have the stickers to prove it, lol.) Heck yeah, #garweek! #scicomm #garpuns
November 18, 2024 at 6:18 PM
tlbjames.bsky.social
Garring pretty well. How's it garring with you?

#garpuns #garweek
December 16, 2024 at 9:52 PM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
“What is #GarWeek?”

Here’s some background on a previous year. www.kosu.org/energy-envir...

We’ll be celebrating these amazing living fossil across platforms with several orgs & people; EVERYONE is welcome to participate!

#GarPuns optional [but actually required]

ReGARds,
#GarWeek Team
Scientists and state officials honor underappreciated fish with Gar Week
You’ve probably heard of Shark Week—a seven-day deep dive into everything shark. But if you want to celebrate toothy fish a bit closer to home, you’re in for a treat. Earlier this month, the Oklahoma ...
www.kosu.org
November 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
discusfish.bsky.social
#garpuns #garweek
Excited husky meme picture to the left of a similarly posed alligator gar, mouth wide open. In meme text, words say "How's it Ganoin" (Ganoin is a component of ganoid scales, the type of scales gars have).
December 16, 2024 at 8:37 PM
discusfish.bsky.social
In honour of #garweek, disney is releasing some new movies, including:

Gardians of the Garlaxy
Gar Wars: Revenge of the Fish
Garzan
Gars
A Christmas Garol
Gars Needs Moms

Any other #Garpuns begging for a release?
December 16, 2024 at 9:39 PM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Please accept an ofFISHal position on the GarLab #GarPuns Team😎👍
March 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Thanks for checking out this Ropefish thread! For those of you expecting #GarPuns, sorry for stringing you along. I know it’s knot what you expected.

fin.
December 4, 2024 at 5:05 AM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
You’ll never hear it the same way again 😂 #GarPuns https://t.co/gObODzEzxm
December 6, 2024 at 1:11 AM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
@CurrentCastBlog You're welcome, and same to you! And definitely adding "gar8" to the #GarPuns collection!
December 5, 2024 at 7:24 AM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
I mean, of course I had the #GarPuns covered years ago, but there’s no matching Ray’s #GARtwork!
December 5, 2024 at 6:31 AM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Pics no longer take up character space @Twitter?! SO MUCH more room for #GarPuns!!!
December 5, 2024 at 4:40 AM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Met many great new people, friends, colleagues; even new job opps. Also subjected a wider audience to #GarPuns!#HowTwitterHasChangedMyLife
December 5, 2024 at 4:32 AM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Entertaining myself: make holiday shopping gar again! 🎄🎁
#GarPuns
December 5, 2024 at 3:36 AM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Throwback to commencement address @SNRE, theme: effective #scicomm! Dean stole all my #GarPuns in her intro! https://youtu.be/h4prS66RED4 #TBT
December 5, 2024 at 3:03 AM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
.@AshJPeters "#tbt when I found a garredrail 😁"
YES. Awesome rail (@RallidaeRule?), awesome #garpuns.
HT @Sorex_cinereus
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
.@Tpeck2 How about a Longnose Gar-b-que?
#GarPuns
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Sluggish start to your day? HOW slow* do you need to be for a snail to hitch a ride??! 🐠🐌

*legargic? #GarPuns
December 5, 2024 at 2:47 AM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
EnGARged?
Casey: that gar is so fat, I can literally see shapes of fish in its belly!
#GarPuns
*food digests quickly & fish slims down fast!
December 5, 2024 at 2:39 AM
solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Obviously required to share this associated #GarPuns classic:
solomonrdavid.bsky.social Dr. Solomon David @solomonrdavid.bsky.social · Jul 21
Not even @scifri’s @iraflatow could stay away from classic #GarPuns on our native fishes episode hosted by @ctaylsaurus 😂👍 https://www.sciencefriday.com/segments/great-lakes-fish-gar/
December 5, 2024 at 2:36 AM