#GarPuns
BREAKING: I just sold @garlab.bsky.social to myself, valued at 33 billion #GarPuns
March 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Please accept an ofFISHal position on the GarLab #GarPuns Team😎👍
March 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Spiffying up the Christmas tree with a GARland this year in celebration of Garweek! @solomonrdavid.bsky.social #garweek #garpuns #garfish #wildlifeconservation #fishmas #christmastree
December 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Glad you asked, the thing about Cuban Gars…
#GarWeek #GarPuns
December 16, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Garring pretty well. How's it garring with you?

#garpuns #garweek
December 16, 2024 at 9:52 PM
In honour of #garweek, disney is releasing some new movies, including:

Gardians of the Garlaxy
Gar Wars: Revenge of the Fish
Garzan
Gars
A Christmas Garol
Gars Needs Moms

Any other #Garpuns begging for a release?
December 16, 2024 at 9:39 PM
December 16, 2024 at 8:37 PM
#GARWEEK IS HERE!!!

We’re excited to celebrate this “most-loathed,” misunderstood, and amazing group of living fossil fishes with you all!

Enjoy this Intro to Gars @ologies.bsky.social from #Garology!

Feel free to share YOUR #GarPuns, photos, #GARtwork and any other GARish posts!
December 16, 2024 at 4:12 PM
You’ll never hear it the same way again 😂 #GarPuns https://t.co/gObODzEzxm
December 6, 2024 at 1:11 AM
@CurrentCastBlog You're welcome, and same to you! And definitely adding "gar8" to the #GarPuns collection!
December 5, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Pics no longer take up character space @Twitter?! SO MUCH more room for #GarPuns!!!
December 5, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Met many great new people, friends, colleagues; even new job opps. Also subjected a wider audience to #GarPuns!#HowTwitterHasChangedMyLife
December 5, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Entertaining myself: make holiday shopping gar again! 🎄🎁
#GarPuns
December 5, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Throwback to commencement address @SNRE, theme: effective #scicomm! Dean stole all my #GarPuns in her intro! https://youtu.be/h4prS66RED4 #TBT
December 5, 2024 at 3:03 AM
.@AshJPeters "#tbt when I found a garredrail 😁"
YES. Awesome rail (@RallidaeRule?), awesome #garpuns.
HT @Sorex_cinereus
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
.@Tpeck2 How about a Longnose Gar-b-que?
#GarPuns
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Sluggish start to your day? HOW slow* do you need to be for a snail to hitch a ride??! 🐠🐌

*legargic? #GarPuns
December 5, 2024 at 2:47 AM
EnGARged?
Casey: that gar is so fat, I can literally see shapes of fish in its belly!
#GarPuns
*food digests quickly & fish slims down fast!
December 5, 2024 at 2:39 AM
ALSO, this gar is basically the "excited husky" meme for fish! #GarPuns
December 4, 2024 at 11:05 PM
BEST. SHIRT. EVER. At least for me! GARgantuan thank you to fellow garfishionado T.Roman from Sweden!!! #GarPuns
December 4, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Friend who sent Black Lagoon gar images noted that I should use "#filmoGARphy"
LOVE crowdsourcing #GarPuns from all of you! 👍
December 4, 2024 at 10:57 PM
GARrival of this #SciArt several years later would set stage for the #GarPuns you all deal with today ✏️🐟
December 4, 2024 at 10:57 PM
"GARd Dog"
Awesome 📷 by Steve Dally of canine regarding Longnose on the fly! https://instagram.com/p/BVSaQbMBw2S/
HT @TeakPhillips adding to #GarPuns
December 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
A different paper tried their hand at REVERSE #GarPuns:
December 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Dad: Greetings from our GAR-den...

*even they can't resist the #GarPuns
December 4, 2024 at 10:12 PM