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Microsoft Word. #spoof #Microsoft #word #geekjokes
April 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
localnotail.bsky.social
Chemistry memes

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Meme about the chemistry of water consisting of an image of a white cat with its eyes open labelled oxygen whose head is being hugged and squashed by two other cats, both labelled hydrogen. meme of a doctor telling a patient "Your body has run out of magnesium" in the top image, and the patient replying "0mg" in the lower one, giving the doctor a pained expression
January 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
zdmarriott.bsky.social
Me: *adds new books to TBR pile*

TBR pile: *Becomes a gravitational singularity*

Me: Huh, I wonder why that keeps happening?

Me: *Keeps adding new books*

#geekjokes #booksky
December 3, 2024 at 10:10 PM
boynamedsuz.bsky.social
Literally LOL'd #geekjokes!!
November 16, 2024 at 4:31 PM
cx-7.bsky.social
The ultimate guide to fixing computers…

#TechHumor #LinuxVsWindows #AppleTax #DevLife #CodingMeme #ITSupport #SysAdminLife #ProgrammerHumor #FunnyTech #ComputersBeLike #GeekJokes #SoftwareEngineer
A funny flowchart explaining how to fix computers based on OS: Windows suggests rebooting or reinstalling, Apple suggests visiting the store or buying a new Mac, while Linux involves recompiling the kernel, switching distros, and growing a beard before giving up.
February 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
localnotail.bsky.social
More science memes

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Image of the Game of Thrones character Daenerys Targaryen from the HBO adaptation. Strands of her long ash blonde hair are falling in helical (corkscrew) spirals to the left and right of her face. On the left, there is a single spiral, which is labelled RNA (a single helix molecule). On the right, two strands of hair both spiral down together but separate. This side is labelled DNA (a double helix molecule) Meme with 2 images of actor Samuel L Jackson in a smart black suit with a bowtie. The one on the left has his name written underneath as Samuel-L-Jackson, the one on the right is the mirror image and has and has the label Samuel-D-Jackson. Underneath them both are the words "I hope this goes chiral" Explanation: Different isomers of the same compound can often be built as mirror images, so they get slightly different names. Think of the position of the thumb on a hand - you can't superimpose hands in the same plane (e.g. palms down) even though they are the same in principle (four fingers, one thumb, attached to a palm). This asymmetry is known as Chirality. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chirality Levo-rotated or L-isomers, and Dextro-rotated or D-isomers are the names given to isomers that reflect a form of light differently, to the left / anticlockwise, or the right / clockwise. You can read more about it here if you want, now that I've sucked all the joy out of the joke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_rotation#Forms)
January 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
christhedj.bsky.social
My first phone was very basic. You had to type POKE 23609,0 to put it in silent. #geekjokes #oftenbeatenupatschool
November 20, 2024 at 1:24 PM
neoluddites.com
Also, anyone not using https://tweetdeck.twitter.com for their @twitter interface is more mentally inept than @realDonaldTrump

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November 6, 2024 at 2:14 AM
thedigester.bsky.social
Q - Why did the spectroscopist get noodle soup down her front?
A - Because of her Ramen scattering.
#geekjokes
December 10, 2024 at 2:09 AM
snail5.bsky.social
Eeeeeheeeheeehee. "Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%." #geekjokes
November 4, 2024 at 4:21 PM
thilozimmermann.bsky.social
What ever your PC #OperatingSystem preference, you will always need to #update your #computer - but some aren't always welcomed.

#Linux #Mac/#Apple #Windows/#Microsoft
#GeekJokes #NerdHumor

Src: https://t.co/pDmcgNAZuJ https://t.co/bMa4syOB04
January 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
michelle.sullivan.one
...and there i was thinking you were going to say "must have been something in my email"...

😂 #geekJokes #geek
July 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Compelling evidence that Fertile Crescent Bronze-Age societies formed long-distance trading partnerships with Britain comes with the reference to Ea-Nasir's inferior copper.

No-one has ever produced inferior coppers like the UK.

#Dadjokes
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August 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Science & I Have Great Chemistry.
It’s a bond that can’t be broken. (Unless you add heat and pressure… then it’s a whole different reaction.)

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#ChemistryLove #ScienceLife #STEMHumor #GeekJokes
March 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Imaginary numbers are proof that humans literally invent problems, then complain about how hard they are 😂

#MathHumor #ImaginaryNumbers #GeekJokes #LaptopDesign #StudentLife #MathProblems #FunWithNumbers

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September 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
growsomelabia.bsky.social
I decided to wade into the probable Chinese national security nightmare, top-secret undercover—I used my ‘spam’ email address for which Google has absolutely nothing on me. #DeepSeek is quite the comedian! #humor #comedy #AI #geekjokes
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Master Of DeepSeek, Overlord of AI
I couldn't get Deepseek to admit it was a Chinese spy, and it's better with humor than with deepthink questions. Especially embarrassing ones about the Chinese government.
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February 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
addierose.gay
Why did the SQL query go to therapy? Because it had too many 'INNER demons' it couldn't JOIN together! 😂 #SQLHumor #GeekJokes
October 10, 2023 at 10:12 PM