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Einstein: E = mc² Pythagoras: a² + b² = c² Me: E = m(a² + b²)
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June 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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Coworker: "You seem upset" Me: same face as always "I'm ecstatic actually"
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May 19, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Potential energy: Hanging around doing nothing Kinetic energy: Moving but still doing it slowly

I have potential. 🦥

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May 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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How to get an engineer's attention:

Break something: 5%
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"There's gotta be a better way to do this": 85%

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May 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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May 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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I did the math. I checked my work. I reviewed the formulas. The answer is: F-CAW-F

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May 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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April 26, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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April 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again. 🦠

The most accurate motivational quote in microbiology.

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March 21, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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March 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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S-Ar-Ca-Sm: The four elements that define my entire personality. ⚗️

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March 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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February 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Fe, Pb, Zn: The heaviest metal band in the periodic table. 🎸⚗️
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February 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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√-1 2³ Σ π ... and it was delicious. 🥧
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February 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Did you know?
Engineers love vague requirements.

Nothing boosts productivity like “you’ll figure it out”.

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January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Did you know?
Engineers fix things that “aren’t broken”… yet.
Preventive paranoia.

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January 24, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Did you know?
Turning it off and on again is an engineering method.
Low effort. Surprisingly effective.
Don’t question it.

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January 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Did you know?
Engineers love being asked “how long will it take?”
Without any context.

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January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Did you know?
Engineers love being asked “how long will it take?”
Without any context.

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December 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Did you know?
Santa operates on an impossible logistics system.
Global delivery. Zero downtime. No documentation.

Engineers are suspicious.

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December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Did you know?
Engineers don’t guess. They estimate.With margins of error.

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December 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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“If it’s urgent, it should’ve been planned better.”

But sure, let’s panic together.

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December 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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My brother after one semester of engineering…

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September 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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A little change won’t hurt our project

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