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🎃 ENGINEERS HAVE A DARK SIDE. 💀

Deadlines. Failed prototypes. Designs that come back to haunt you. And somehow… it’s still your fault. 👻

🦇 Which one is your kind of scary?

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October 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
⚠️ WARNING: DO NOT RESURRECT THIS PROTOTYPE. ⚠️

Some engineering projects should stay buried. 🧟‍♀️🔧

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October 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
💀 Fueled by CAD and candy. 🎃

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October 10, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Engineering is my superpower.

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October 3, 2026 at 7:15 AM
WELL SHIT. 💀

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October 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Some problems refuse to stay dead. ☠️🔧

Good thing engineers don’t either.

ENGINEER — I FIX PROBLEMS, EVEN WHEN THEY’RE DEAD.
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October 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Something’s wrong. 👻
It passed the first test.

Every engineer knows that’s not necessarily good news. 😅

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September 28, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Something’s wrong. 👻
It passed the first test.

Every engineer knows that’s not necessarily good news. 😅

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September 28, 2026 at 6:25 PM
ENGINEER BY DAY.
WEREWOLF BY DEADLINE. 🐺🎃

Because nothing transforms an engineer faster than a deadline.

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September 27, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I survived the design review.
Barely. 🎃

The scariest part of Halloween?
Not the ghosts. The “one small change” email.

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September 25, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Something spooky is coming…🎃👻

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September 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Happy 😐 Sad 😐 Angry 😐 Confused 😐 Surprised 😐

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September 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Born to engineer. Forced to attend meetings. 😑⚙️

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September 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Evolution gave us opposable thumbs. Engineering gave us calipers. 🦍📏

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September 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Please, explain my job to me again. I only studied it, designed it, tested it, and fixed it. 🙃⚙️

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September 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Want to wake up smarter? 😉

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August 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Because why debate perspective when you can optimize the design?

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August 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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August 22, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Never trust a blueprint. It's always sketch. 📐

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June 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Man I Love Finite Elements 🌈
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May 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The Stein Family Engineering: Where Einstein's genius meets Frankenstein's "what could possibly go wrong" energy. ⚡🔧
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May 23, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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May 19, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Benefits of Engineering School: ✅ 8 hours of sleep (never) ✅ Ultra low stress (lol) ✅ Highly competent group project collaborators
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May 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM