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#19DaysGroovers

TWENTY DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS
get your shit together guys,it is hurtling toward us.

Unleashing The Dogs Of Christmas
#20DaysTilXmas
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21 days til Christmas.
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Hey groovers, it is SIX days til Christmas,
and one day until the beginning of a mass hangover event .
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#JingleJangleGoesMyLastnerve

FIFTEEN DAYS TO BUY THAT REALLY IMPORTANT PRESENT
**DO NOT BUY APPLIANCES FOR WOMEN UNLESS THEY ARE SMALL AND THEY VIBRATE AND DO NOT CLEAN ANYTHING

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#JingleYourBellsBaby

TEN DAYS til Christmas fine people.
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#TenDays

Groovers and shakers, it is eleven days until the racist uncle arrives for Christmas lunch
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#JingleJingleJangleGoMyNerveEndings

EIGHTEEN DAYS,TRIPPERS !
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You only have 17 Days for the red faced fat man (not Gerry Harvey) to put you into a credit card hell spiral.
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#JingleJingle

Fourteen days motherfuckers.
Get down to that shopping centre and suffer unto the seething masses of Christmas shoppers
#SufferInYaJocksJingleAllTheWay
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Well groovers it's only 13 days til the red faced fat man arrives to tell me how bad l I've been, having goes at spivs, gormless grifters, and all varieties of arsehats.
Gives him an excuse to leave me fuck all under the tree.
For the 10th year in a row.
#GetYourMerryOn
#JingleYourBellsBaby

Four days until Christmas people.
Today is "Gravy Day' in Australia.
So get into that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans,and stir that gravy,baby.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYqI...
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#JingleJingle
#GravyDay