FIFTEEN DAYS TO BUY THAT REALLY IMPORTANT PRESENT
**DO NOT BUY APPLIANCES FOR WOMEN UNLESS THEY ARE SMALL AND THEY VIBRATE AND DO NOT CLEAN ANYTHING

#GetYourMerryOn
#JingleYourBellsBaby

Well groovers it's only 13 days til the red faced fat man arrives to tell me how bad l I've been, having goes at spivs, gormless grifters, and all varieties of arsehats.
Gives him an excuse to leave me fuck all under the tree.
For the 10th year in a row.
#GetYourMerryOn
#JingleYourBellsBaby