Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956 https://theonion.com/passenger-glued-to-airplane-window-like-it-fucking-1956-1832728158/
October 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956 https://theonion.com/passenger-glued-to-airplane-window-like-it-fucking-1956-1832728158/
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Saw a lot of subway riders reading books today, rather than being glued to their phones. A refreshing sight.
September 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Saw a lot of subway riders reading books today, rather than being glued to their phones. A refreshing sight.
Wako glued their lips together 😁
August 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Wako glued their lips together 😁
No problemo! Will be glued together in no time.
April 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
No problemo! Will be glued together in no time.
Arm supports glued and wedged.
May 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Arm supports glued and wedged.
these are all over the sidewalks now
October 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
these are all over the sidewalks now
Imagine thinking a guy who charges around $100K for a vehicle with glued on metal panels that just fall off is the one to be trusted anywhere near our government.
March 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Imagine thinking a guy who charges around $100K for a vehicle with glued on metal panels that just fall off is the one to be trusted anywhere near our government.
glued an old doodle to a drawing i didn’t like and now i love it
July 23, 2026 at 9:46 AM
glued an old doodle to a drawing i didn’t like and now i love it
glued to the Traitors UK season 1
February 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
glued to the Traitors UK season 1
glued together version
October 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
glued together version
Transfixed.... Glued.... Enamored....
March 13, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Transfixed.... Glued.... Enamored....
She’s been glued to mom ever since I got home 💖
March 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
She’s been glued to mom ever since I got home 💖
a glued-together vase is still a vase
September 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
a glued-together vase is still a vase
all stuck, all glued up <3
March 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
all stuck, all glued up <3
finger glued to the screenshot button all week
June 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
finger glued to the screenshot button all week
if lore is to be believed, fred astaire used to dance and glide around his tailor's workshop before taking a suit home to make sure the collar always stayed glued to his neck
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
if lore is to be believed, fred astaire used to dance and glide around his tailor's workshop before taking a suit home to make sure the collar always stayed glued to his neck
You would look better permanently glued into an inflatable rubber charlotte mask
August 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
You would look better permanently glued into an inflatable rubber charlotte mask
His throat isn't even glued down.
May 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM
His throat isn't even glued down.