#Glued
“Dude, you finished NNN! Tell you what, I will double your winnings AGAIN if you make it a Good Boy Christmas - lockup and chastity till New Years.”

“Hey everyone, come meet baby New Year! We just glued his cage shut and threw away the key, and he’s taken to diapers like a natural!”
October 2, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Caterpillar is like, "What's a superhot, idk lol 🤣🤣🤣"

And that after spending a week in the fridge. So I'm letting him keep this pod, I figure he earned it 💪

🌱🌶️
October 2, 2026 at 11:17 AM
after being glued to blender for 6+ hours just to make tweaks to a model i've sent emails to some 3D pros to make a bespoke house/mansion for me.

time is money and i want to focus ON my comic, not dicking around learning blender hotkeys

now to see if i can get it made for under 1k, lmao, fml.
October 2, 2026 at 11:02 AM
It sure does. As stated before, you also assemble very nice video introductions well worth watching.

You know, sometimes it’s just easier to move around the house while listening to it instead of being glued to the screen.
October 2, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I remember my father glued to the radio when he resigned. He even taped the speech - I found the casettes when my mum died. It was such a scandal
October 2, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Glued a sign saying "don't believe in this stuff" next to the TV all is good lol
October 2, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Fireman's Jackhammer with a Rusty Knife glued on
October 2, 2026 at 9:06 AM
This week we’re exploring Anthony Burgess’s unconventional autobiography, Little Wilson and Big God, a literary event when it was published in 1987.

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October 2, 2026 at 8:15 AM
YOURE SO RIGHT... god i wish i caught that more as a kid but i was glued to franklin and little bear..
Bear in the Big Blue House Close-Up
ALT: Bear in the Big Blue House Close-Up
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October 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM
i have been glued to my phone out of sheer anxiety and terror since last night <3 horrible sense of impending doom and i cannot calm down
October 2, 2026 at 7:45 AM
"You see, it interested me but not enough to be eager to finish it. I'm lazy, don't forget that. [...] I was just doing it, that was my life."

About why The Large Glass took so long. I think he said he felt nothing when he found out it broke in transit and he just glued the pieces back together.
October 2, 2026 at 7:32 AM
a thick outer layer of latex/rubber-like material, with
various other synthetic bonds that maximize resistance to damage; a 'second-skin' that
is loosely glued to the outer skin, allowing for greater shear resistance;
October 2, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Oh yeah haha, I made the forms out of wire, put foam over them, and then hand glued every single feather :3
October 2, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Grandmother Jackhammer with a Rusty Knife glued on
October 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Jackhammer with a Rusty Knife glued on
October 2, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Andrew Jackhammer with a Rusty Knife glued on
October 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Boots glued to the ground so he can stand up?
October 2, 2026 at 5:37 AM
“Holy shit Jim Carrey those aliens were torturing you for hours but you refused to give up the codes to earths defense grid. Where did you learn to do that.”
Jim gets a far away look in his eyes as he remembers having tons of green shit glued to his face. “Hmm an old friend taught me a thing or two”
October 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
COOL KID CODY: It's ChiaPup!
COOL KID CODY: She looks healthy but that's just crumpled green tissue paper glued onto her.
COOL KID CODY: She actually kicked the bucket when I was 12. Roughest year of my life.
October 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I grew up in a tiny Arkansas town. There was a rumor about a couple that divorced & planned to remarry. Supposedly the man decided to have a last fling before. She later found out & allegedly super glued his penis to himself. A hospital visit ensued.

Ladies, keep super glue in your purse/pocket! 😉
October 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Does it still count as art in Tomodachi Life if I just frankenstein stamps together, hit a couple filters and only doodle just a little bit on some of them?

#TomodachiLife
October 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dr. Relfex's Jackhammer with a Rusty Knife glued on
October 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
if it helps to sway you to Not put him not on the case, i had a dangly charm like that ages ago! Still have it, but the little hole towards the bottom (connecting the two charms together) snapped off once (somehow??). I glued it back together but yeah they can break in weird spots!
October 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I hated it in botw, but totk made it fun!

Like, I glued a stick to another stick! I poke a guy from ten feet away. The fact they're not gonna last all that long has shifted from stressful to delightfully goofy, it has made the situation even dumber, enhancing the joy.
October 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Jackhammer with a Rusty Knife glued on
October 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM