Instead of conferring titles, gongs and baubles and then demanding those titles, gongs and baubles be removed…
…perhaps as a modern, mature polity we should have far fewer titles, gongs and baubles in the first place.
…perhaps as a modern, mature polity we should have far fewer titles, gongs and baubles in the first place.
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Instead of conferring titles, gongs and baubles and then demanding those titles, gongs and baubles be removed…
…perhaps as a modern, mature polity we should have far fewer titles, gongs and baubles in the first place.
…perhaps as a modern, mature polity we should have far fewer titles, gongs and baubles in the first place.
Like BIG gongs?
April 18, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Like BIG gongs?
Really should put your gongs away at night. Stop sleeping next to your gongs.
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/
April 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Really should put your gongs away at night. Stop sleeping next to your gongs.
February 25, 2026 at 2:54 AM
The Prince and His Secretary
August 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The Prince and His Secretary
January 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
No gongs but 100% the best gang 🧡
November 22, 2024 at 8:43 AM
No gongs but 100% the best gang 🧡
Nothing sets a mood or refreshes a scene like a gong. Gongs are that bitch.
October 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Nothing sets a mood or refreshes a scene like a gong. Gongs are that bitch.
I preferred it when Rod Stewart sung
lovely songs such as ‘Sailing,’
‘Mull of Kintyre’ and ‘Margaret May.’
Now he’s become all radicalised, wallpapering his rooms in animal skin and sending back his gongs.
😬
lovely songs such as ‘Sailing,’
‘Mull of Kintyre’ and ‘Margaret May.’
Now he’s become all radicalised, wallpapering his rooms in animal skin and sending back his gongs.
😬
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I preferred it when Rod Stewart sung
lovely songs such as ‘Sailing,’
‘Mull of Kintyre’ and ‘Margaret May.’
Now he’s become all radicalised, wallpapering his rooms in animal skin and sending back his gongs.
😬
lovely songs such as ‘Sailing,’
‘Mull of Kintyre’ and ‘Margaret May.’
Now he’s become all radicalised, wallpapering his rooms in animal skin and sending back his gongs.
😬
can't buy gongs online, gotta be able to test them out first
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
can't buy gongs online, gotta be able to test them out first
Odd that we have a patronage system in which actual experts get gongs that come with no power while Toby Young, Nigel Biggar and a load of party hacks become parliamentarians.
December 30, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Odd that we have a patronage system in which actual experts get gongs that come with no power while Toby Young, Nigel Biggar and a load of party hacks become parliamentarians.
Bell? How about a gong! (Vuvuzuela anyone?)
February 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Bell? How about a gong! (Vuvuzuela anyone?)
yeah so i found a lady on tiktok that plays gongs that sound like im falling into robot hell in slow motion over billions of years so now im just really into gongs im in my gong era who up gongin their shit
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
yeah so i found a lady on tiktok that plays gongs that sound like im falling into robot hell in slow motion over billions of years so now im just really into gongs im in my gong era who up gongin their shit
Still smiling about this. Make massive gongs available on the NHS.
September 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Still smiling about this. Make massive gongs available on the NHS.
more bands should have gongs
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 AM
more bands should have gongs
Feeling a few gongs short of a bell tower.
October 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Feeling a few gongs short of a bell tower.
May 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Actually All Andrew's former titles only serve to remind us what a ridiculous edifice the Royals have built for themselves. They've all given themselves fancy gongs and uniforms.
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Actually All Andrew's former titles only serve to remind us what a ridiculous edifice the Royals have built for themselves. They've all given themselves fancy gongs and uniforms.
I helgen körde DN en helsidesannons för Falun Gongs dansensemble Shen Yun
March 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I helgen körde DN en helsidesannons för Falun Gongs dansensemble Shen Yun
Need more gongs to repair sleep schedule
September 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Need more gongs to repair sleep schedule
Rishi Sunak’s resignation honours and peerages list:
18 x former Tory advisers
11 x Tory and former Tory MPs
2 x Tory councillors
1 x Tory party Chief Executive
1 x England cricketer
1 x filmmaker
Gongs for your mates. A ridiculous system.
18 x former Tory advisers
11 x Tory and former Tory MPs
2 x Tory councillors
1 x Tory party Chief Executive
1 x England cricketer
1 x filmmaker
Gongs for your mates. A ridiculous system.
April 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Rishi Sunak’s resignation honours and peerages list:
18 x former Tory advisers
11 x Tory and former Tory MPs
2 x Tory councillors
1 x Tory party Chief Executive
1 x England cricketer
1 x filmmaker
Gongs for your mates. A ridiculous system.
18 x former Tory advisers
11 x Tory and former Tory MPs
2 x Tory councillors
1 x Tory party Chief Executive
1 x England cricketer
1 x filmmaker
Gongs for your mates. A ridiculous system.
Don't they have these giant gongs any more??
May 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Don't they have these giant gongs any more??
Traditionele Javaanse muziek, gamelan.
Dit is een muzikaal ensemble dat vooral bestaat uit slagwerkinstrumenten zoals bronzen gongs, metallofonen (saron, gender) en drums (kendang), aangevuld met snaar- en blaasinstrumenten.
Dit is een muzikaal ensemble dat vooral bestaat uit slagwerkinstrumenten zoals bronzen gongs, metallofonen (saron, gender) en drums (kendang), aangevuld met snaar- en blaasinstrumenten.
September 28, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Traditionele Javaanse muziek, gamelan.
Dit is een muzikaal ensemble dat vooral bestaat uit slagwerkinstrumenten zoals bronzen gongs, metallofonen (saron, gender) en drums (kendang), aangevuld met snaar- en blaasinstrumenten.
Dit is een muzikaal ensemble dat vooral bestaat uit slagwerkinstrumenten zoals bronzen gongs, metallofonen (saron, gender) en drums (kendang), aangevuld met snaar- en blaasinstrumenten.