My 5th grader this morning: I'm excited for school.
Me: Oh, cool. Why?
5th grader: My secret surgery is today.
Me: Oh, cool. Why?
5th grader: My secret surgery is today.
November 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
My 5th grader this morning: I'm excited for school.
Me: Oh, cool. Why?
5th grader: My secret surgery is today.
Me: Oh, cool. Why?
5th grader: My secret surgery is today.
He reads like 3rd grader, he's following his finger.
November 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
He reads like 3rd grader, he's following his finger.
Got mixed up and called a third grader Daenerys when her name is actually Khaleesi. Daenerys is in fourth grade.
November 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Got mixed up and called a third grader Daenerys when her name is actually Khaleesi. Daenerys is in fourth grade.
But yet quite clarifying - I have the intelligence of a 4th Grader.
November 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
But yet quite clarifying - I have the intelligence of a 4th Grader.
Gick ut i köket för att ta fram juicen ur kylen. Det var 45 grader varmt därinne. Måste byta lösenord.
November 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Gick ut i köket för att ta fram juicen ur kylen. Det var 45 grader varmt därinne. Måste byta lösenord.
Kan noen vennligst forklare meg hvorfor 18 grader ute er varmt, men 18 grader inne gjør at man trenger fullt ulltøy?
November 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Kan noen vennligst forklare meg hvorfor 18 grader ute er varmt, men 18 grader inne gjør at man trenger fullt ulltøy?
She got a homework assignment from a fifth grader and answered it like a threat. Last night the district answered back. A kid writing his congresswoman is civics class working exactly as designed. Her career ending over it is just the grading.
November 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
She got a homework assignment from a fifth grader and answered it like a threat. Last night the district answered back. A kid writing his congresswoman is civics class working exactly as designed. Her career ending over it is just the grading.
I'll ask the Boston Globe the same question I asked my 8th-grader this morning:
How many seats are in the United States Senate?
Oh, so close! Maybe the 8th-grader can help you with that.
How many seats are in the United States Senate?
Oh, so close! Maybe the 8th-grader can help you with that.
November 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I'll ask the Boston Globe the same question I asked my 8th-grader this morning:
How many seats are in the United States Senate?
Oh, so close! Maybe the 8th-grader can help you with that.
How many seats are in the United States Senate?
Oh, so close! Maybe the 8th-grader can help you with that.
Agreed. If there's no name, location, or date, usually it's fake. This one happened to be real and recent.
wreg.com/news/local/p...
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‘Please don’t go to sleep’: 4th grader hailed for helping child hit by car
HOLLY SPRINGS, Miss. — Some hometown heroes aren’t even out of elementary school yet. Jon Wess-Pass, 11, is a Holly Springs fourth grader who police recognized today for calling 911 when a 4-year-o…
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November 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Agreed. If there's no name, location, or date, usually it's fake. This one happened to be real and recent.
wreg.com/news/local/p...
wreg.com/news/local/p...
Yr melder at det er fem grader ute og føles som fem grader. Ikke faen.
November 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Yr melder at det er fem grader ute og føles som fem grader. Ikke faen.
No third grader is ever going to want to be a professor who teaches civ/mil relations at war college and I promise you are going to be okay
November 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
No third grader is ever going to want to be a professor who teaches civ/mil relations at war college and I promise you are going to be okay
Sixth-grader: What do I do now?
Husband: Go to the map & look for a quest. That's how old games work. The modern games you kids play tell you everything you need to do.
Sixth-grader: There, there now, grandpa. Let's get you to bed.
Husband: Go to the map & look for a quest. That's how old games work. The modern games you kids play tell you everything you need to do.
Sixth-grader: There, there now, grandpa. Let's get you to bed.
November 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Sixth-grader: What do I do now?
Husband: Go to the map & look for a quest. That's how old games work. The modern games you kids play tell you everything you need to do.
Sixth-grader: There, there now, grandpa. Let's get you to bed.
Husband: Go to the map & look for a quest. That's how old games work. The modern games you kids play tell you everything you need to do.
Sixth-grader: There, there now, grandpa. Let's get you to bed.
During special programming, a seventh grader raised her hand and said, "The picture looks like AI." The presenter replied, "It's definitely not. I'm not telling you how to live your life, but I wouldn't do that." Kid said, "That makes me feel better."
These kids are so ready to rumble over this.
These kids are so ready to rumble over this.
November 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
During special programming, a seventh grader raised her hand and said, "The picture looks like AI." The presenter replied, "It's definitely not. I'm not telling you how to live your life, but I wouldn't do that." Kid said, "That makes me feel better."
These kids are so ready to rumble over this.
These kids are so ready to rumble over this.
Vf kan man ställa en frys på 50 grader öht
November 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Vf kan man ställa en frys på 50 grader öht
40 grader er JÆVLIG varmt. Farlig varmt. Farlig for folk, farlig for naturen.
New paper!
Do you remember the heatwaves in Europe this summer, when temperatures reached close to 40 °C even on the Baltic coast?
Our new paper shows that 40 °C extremes should not be considered implausible in the Nordic countries of Sweden, Norway and Finland.
www.nature.com/articles/s44...
Do you remember the heatwaves in Europe this summer, when temperatures reached close to 40 °C even on the Baltic coast?
Our new paper shows that 40 °C extremes should not be considered implausible in the Nordic countries of Sweden, Norway and Finland.
www.nature.com/articles/s44...
November 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
40 grader er JÆVLIG varmt. Farlig varmt. Farlig for folk, farlig for naturen.
24 grader vad är det för lyx?
November 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
24 grader vad är det för lyx?
He’s got the mind of a 3rd grader
November 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
He’s got the mind of a 3rd grader
”Du har rätt, frysvaror tål inte plus 10 grader. Jag höjer temperaturen till plus 20 grader.”
November 2, 2026 at 10:29 AM
”Du har rätt, frysvaror tål inte plus 10 grader. Jag höjer temperaturen till plus 20 grader.”
Just a fantastic Wednesday with mostly to partly sunny skies and highs in the 70s!
Some showers are likely late tonight into Thursday. The Friday rain forecast is less certain.
See our full forecast at capitalweather.com and the Capital Weather app.
Weather art by Arya, a 6th-grader from Fairfax
Some showers are likely late tonight into Thursday. The Friday rain forecast is less certain.
See our full forecast at capitalweather.com and the Capital Weather app.
Weather art by Arya, a 6th-grader from Fairfax
November 4, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Just a fantastic Wednesday with mostly to partly sunny skies and highs in the 70s!
Some showers are likely late tonight into Thursday. The Friday rain forecast is less certain.
See our full forecast at capitalweather.com and the Capital Weather app.
Weather art by Arya, a 6th-grader from Fairfax
Some showers are likely late tonight into Thursday. The Friday rain forecast is less certain.
See our full forecast at capitalweather.com and the Capital Weather app.
Weather art by Arya, a 6th-grader from Fairfax
Sounds like a 3rd grader.
November 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Sounds like a 3rd grader.
My 9th grader was blasting “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” at 7am today if you want to know how the lefty Minneapolis teens are feeling
November 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
My 9th grader was blasting “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” at 7am today if you want to know how the lefty Minneapolis teens are feeling
Men varför ska en frys kunna komma upp i 50 grader? Är det ens en frys då? Fick existentiell ångest.
November 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Men varför ska en frys kunna komma upp i 50 grader? Är det ens en frys då? Fick existentiell ångest.
Big Data: "Koppla upp allt mot internet vetja!"
Vladolf Putler: 🙏
Vladolf Putler: 🙏
November 2, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Big Data: "Koppla upp allt mot internet vetja!"
Vladolf Putler: 🙏
Vladolf Putler: 🙏
Ouff! 30 grader här😊
November 4, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Ouff! 30 grader här😊