BLESS YOU STOGIE SMOKING GRANNIE
November 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
BLESS YOU STOGIE SMOKING GRANNIE
😀👍 Go, Grannie, get'em!
October 28, 2026 at 3:11 PM
😀👍 Go, Grannie, get'em!
Grannie: whatd she do?
Me: She stepped on the line.
Grannie: Whats that mean?
Me: The other team gets the ball.
Grannie: BUT SHE DIDNT MEAN TO!
SN: highly recommend watching the Finals with a 95 years young grandmother 😂😂😂
Me: She stepped on the line.
Grannie: Whats that mean?
Me: The other team gets the ball.
Grannie: BUT SHE DIDNT MEAN TO!
SN: highly recommend watching the Finals with a 95 years young grandmother 😂😂😂
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: I Didn't Do It On Purpose
ALT: Lieutenant Jim Dangle: I Didn't Do It On Purpose
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November 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Grannie: whatd she do?
Me: She stepped on the line.
Grannie: Whats that mean?
Me: The other team gets the ball.
Grannie: BUT SHE DIDNT MEAN TO!
SN: highly recommend watching the Finals with a 95 years young grandmother 😂😂😂
Me: She stepped on the line.
Grannie: Whats that mean?
Me: The other team gets the ball.
Grannie: BUT SHE DIDNT MEAN TO!
SN: highly recommend watching the Finals with a 95 years young grandmother 😂😂😂
I hadn't heard her voice before and MY GOD...has she always sounded that ugly and offensive? And its like she's a MAGA grannie on her 5th pack of the day.
She's got the face for radio but the voice for duct tape.
She's got the face for radio but the voice for duct tape.
November 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I hadn't heard her voice before and MY GOD...has she always sounded that ugly and offensive? And its like she's a MAGA grannie on her 5th pack of the day.
She's got the face for radio but the voice for duct tape.
She's got the face for radio but the voice for duct tape.
A young grandmother 😂
Sammi the grannie 😂😂😂
Where the hell has that one come from
Sammi the grannie 😂😂😂
Where the hell has that one come from
November 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
A young grandmother 😂
Sammi the grannie 😂😂😂
Where the hell has that one come from
Sammi the grannie 😂😂😂
Where the hell has that one come from
HAHAHAHA!!!
Love your grannie!!
Love your grannie!!
October 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
HAHAHAHA!!!
Love your grannie!!
Love your grannie!!
Same.
But my Grannie was the queen of efficiency, and she just abbreviated it "clean your plate."
But my Grannie was the queen of efficiency, and she just abbreviated it "clean your plate."
November 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Same.
But my Grannie was the queen of efficiency, and she just abbreviated it "clean your plate."
But my Grannie was the queen of efficiency, and she just abbreviated it "clean your plate."
Oh, look. Republican grannie crawling up out of the basement to go vote Red.
November 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Oh, look. Republican grannie crawling up out of the basement to go vote Red.
Are you ready?
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October 29, 2026 at 9:28 AM
My 7yo was off her game tonight (before she sugar-crashed out), looks like your Grannie took up the mantle.
November 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
My 7yo was off her game tonight (before she sugar-crashed out), looks like your Grannie took up the mantle.
I agree. Grannie Annie is the modern day version of Tom Bombadil, who lives in an idyllic thatched cottage surrounded by meadows, woodlands, and crystal clear brooks.
November 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I agree. Grannie Annie is the modern day version of Tom Bombadil, who lives in an idyllic thatched cottage surrounded by meadows, woodlands, and crystal clear brooks.
Thx! As my grannie said when my brother ate the button, ‘this too , shall pass’
October 30, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Thx! As my grannie said when my brother ate the button, ‘this too , shall pass’
What if Grannie had wheels?
October 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
What if Grannie had wheels?
I don't think anyone's buying it any more. We've passed peak angry grannie.
October 31, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I don't think anyone's buying it any more. We've passed peak angry grannie.
Withered Grannie
wins the county tractor pull
goblins demand rematch
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wins the county tractor pull
goblins demand rematch
#dailyhaikuprompt #Withered and/or #LateFrost #Senryu #Haiku #Poetry #Micropoetry #JustWrite #WritingCommunity #BlueskyPoets
October 26, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Withered Grannie
wins the county tractor pull
goblins demand rematch
#dailyhaikuprompt #Withered and/or #LateFrost #Senryu #Haiku #Poetry #Micropoetry #JustWrite #WritingCommunity #BlueskyPoets
wins the county tractor pull
goblins demand rematch
#dailyhaikuprompt #Withered and/or #LateFrost #Senryu #Haiku #Poetry #Micropoetry #JustWrite #WritingCommunity #BlueskyPoets
I love them! Scottish grannie spoiled me as a kid with scones jam and cream!
October 28, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I love them! Scottish grannie spoiled me as a kid with scones jam and cream!
Round the corner fae meh grannie in the 70's and 80's. Mon the hoops😂
October 27, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Round the corner fae meh grannie in the 70's and 80's. Mon the hoops😂
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October 28, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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What sort of utter bastard takes a job knowing one day it might be his own sweet wee grannie he has to arrest?
ACAB
ACAB
BREAKING: BLANKET ARRESTS BEGIN OUTSIDE US EMBASSY
The Met Police began making arrests before any signs were on display, arresting volunteers like this woman for supporting people holding signs, and arresting people for having blank placards.
The Met Police began making arrests before any signs were on display, arresting volunteers like this woman for supporting people holding signs, and arresting people for having blank placards.
October 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
What sort of utter bastard takes a job knowing one day it might be his own sweet wee grannie he has to arrest?
ACAB
ACAB
"They are good hearted people who deserve to live. And if that means fighting, then so be it."
Casual mic drop from grannie, who continues to be a badass for the film's climax.
ALSO THIS BIRB. So much heart went in to Wildwood, if you remotely like stop motion show it some love, give it a watch.
Casual mic drop from grannie, who continues to be a badass for the film's climax.
ALSO THIS BIRB. So much heart went in to Wildwood, if you remotely like stop motion show it some love, give it a watch.
Wildwood The General
ALT: Wildwood The General
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November 2, 2026 at 3:56 AM
"They are good hearted people who deserve to live. And if that means fighting, then so be it."
Casual mic drop from grannie, who continues to be a badass for the film's climax.
ALSO THIS BIRB. So much heart went in to Wildwood, if you remotely like stop motion show it some love, give it a watch.
Casual mic drop from grannie, who continues to be a badass for the film's climax.
ALSO THIS BIRB. So much heart went in to Wildwood, if you remotely like stop motion show it some love, give it a watch.
What you doin', big grannie?
October 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
What you doin', big grannie?
"That little lad over there, what's his name?"
"Storm."
"Spawn? That's an odd name for a lad."
"I said 'Storm', grannie."
"Sperm?"
"STORM. STORM! STORM!!!"
"No need to shout, love. We'll be OK, I brought me brolly."
#TheArchers
"Storm."
"Spawn? That's an odd name for a lad."
"I said 'Storm', grannie."
"Sperm?"
"STORM. STORM! STORM!!!"
"No need to shout, love. We'll be OK, I brought me brolly."
#TheArchers
October 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
"That little lad over there, what's his name?"
"Storm."
"Spawn? That's an odd name for a lad."
"I said 'Storm', grannie."
"Sperm?"
"STORM. STORM! STORM!!!"
"No need to shout, love. We'll be OK, I brought me brolly."
#TheArchers
"Storm."
"Spawn? That's an odd name for a lad."
"I said 'Storm', grannie."
"Sperm?"
"STORM. STORM! STORM!!!"
"No need to shout, love. We'll be OK, I brought me brolly."
#TheArchers
Wait till Jan 1 when grannie loses Medicaid and gets booted from the nursing home !
October 28, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Wait till Jan 1 when grannie loses Medicaid and gets booted from the nursing home !