#GreggPhillips
Gregg Phillips, a far-right nutbag conspiracy theorist, turned high-ranking official at FEMA, claims to have once teleported with his car to a Waffle House.

This is the guy that determines whether federal disaster declarations and aid are needed.

#ProudBlue #FEMA #GreggPhillips #WaffleHouse
March 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Gregg Phillips, alto funzionario della protezione civile USA, afferma di aver usato il teletrasporto.

Strano modo di definire l'eiaculazione precoce, ma apprezzo l'originalità.

#GreggPhillips
March 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Real headline, not the Onion. This is their "best people"?
#GreggPhillips
March 21, 2026 at 11:02 AM
#GreggPhillips didn’t drive drunk. He teleported.
March 20, 2026 at 8:33 PM
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!

#GreggPhillips

mississippitoday.org/2026/03/25/f...
April 4, 2026 at 12:43 PM
#GreggPhillips at #FEMA - teleports to a waffle house.

This is who #MAGA and #Trump support.
My head hurts....
A Proponent of Election #Conspiracy Theories Will Take a Top Role at #FEMA www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/c...
He also believes he can teleport.... you just can't make this sh&%t up!

He is 🦇 💩 crazy!!!!! What happened to the #GOP???
A Proponent of Election Conspiracy Theories Will Take a Top Role at FEMA
www.nytimes.com
March 21, 2026 at 9:02 PM
#GreggPhillips ➡️ Waffle House
April 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
“A far-right conspiracy theorist turned high-ranking official at ..(#Fema) claims to have once teleported to a Waffle House.

#GreggPhillips, who in December was appointed to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has spoken on “multiple podcasts” about being teleported against his will..”
March 26, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Only the Trump administration could employ a FEMA official who claims he can teleport, see ghosts and have conversations with Satan. #GreggPhillips #DonaldTrump #delusions www.jezebel.com/fema-officia...
Only the Trump Administration Could Employ a FEMA Official Who Claims He Can Teleport and See Ghosts
FEMA official Gregg Phillips claimed to have been teleported to a Waffle House, had his life saved by ghosts, and gone on mystical journeys.
www.jezebel.com
April 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
All the best people… 🧐 #greggphillips #fema #politicalhumor
April 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Waffles: the final frontier — Gregg Phillips…

Trump FEMA official Gregg Phillips claims he teleported to a Waffle House 🤣
April 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I feel like this gets *worse* with context. I can't begrudge anyone having hallucinations while undergoing cancer treatment, the alternative medicine and christian nationalist stuff is not good.

And a FEMA official who thinks personal divine intervention for people in crisis is real? That's *BAD*.
April 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Not convinced by the teleportation thing, but he sure is waffling.

#GreggPhillips 🧇
April 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
We are so doomed with the #felon in charge.
God help us
#greggphillips - wackadoodle running #FEMA now…
A Proponent of Election #Conspiracy Theories Will Take a Top Role at #FEMA www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/c...
He also believes he can teleport.... you just can't make this sh&%t up!

He is 🦇 💩 crazy!!!!! What happened to the #GOP???
A Proponent of Election Conspiracy Theories Will Take a Top Role at FEMA
www.nytimes.com
March 21, 2026 at 9:09 PM
ClimateChange??
Sure!
#Floods in #Hawaii.
Huge #Wildfires in #Nebraska.
Where is #FEMA??
Where is #MAGA #GreggPhillips??
Sleeping at the wheel.😴
#Democrats #Republicans 💤💤😴
#RenewableEnergy
#FossilFuels 👎

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkdyQ2RH/
Hawaii experiencing state of emergency conditions!!!🤯🚨#hawaii #flashflood #oahu #northshore #flood
TikTok video by Hotpost
www.tiktok.com
March 24, 2026 at 4:07 AM
#DailyZombie on Waffle House Teleporters

Who hasn't walked into a bar and then suddenly found themselves sitting at the counter at Waffle House $90 poorer and carrying a mysteriously humming golfball?

#TacoViking #DailyZombie #Zombie #Cartoon #OC #Teleport #WaffleHouse #GreggPhillips #FEMA
April 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Gregg Phillips is a first class GRIFTER
No wonder Trump hired him
Now add a dissolute drunk who thinks that during his blackouts, he is teleporting into a Waffle House & a ditch
In case that is not enough?
His dead girlfriend lifted a car off of him-right?
www.tiktok.com/@donafangirl...
#greggphillips #fema
TikTok video by donafangirl5
www.tiktok.com
April 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Gregg Phillips is a first class GRIFTER
No wonder Trump hired him
Now add a dissolute drunk who thinks that during his blackouts, he is teleporting into a Waffle House & a ditch
In case that is not enough?
His dead girlfriend lifted a car off of him-right?
www.tiktok.com/@donafangirl...
April 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Another insane #Trump appointee making bizarre statements about #Teleporting. #GreggPhillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods at #FEMA, says the hand of #God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in #Rome, #Ga.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
www.nytimes.com
April 5, 2026 at 4:49 AM
If we need confirmation of the direction #FEMA is headed in before the #FEMAReviewCouncil mtg on Thursday, this should suffice.

Conspiracy theorist #GreggPhillips named Administrator of FEMA Office of Response & Recovery, #ORR, despite ZERO #EM experience.

www.thehandbasket.co/p/conspiracy...
Conspiracy theorist election denier given FEMA’s second-most important role
Gregg Phillips will lead the Office of Response and Recovery, “the heart of what FEMA does.”
www.thehandbasket.co
December 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM