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Beaver Lake Books

@beaverlakebooks.bsky.social

Few women admit their age. Few men act it. That’s why nobody should be trusted after 40… especially with the remote.

#CrankyCurmudgeon

#GrumpyWisdom

#GrumbleAndGroan

#DadJokeDeluxe

#GettingOldIsFunny

#SarcasmServedDaily

#TruthHurtsFunnyBone

July 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM

Beaver Lake Books

@beaverlakebooks.bsky.social

Don’t talk to me about your busy schedule. I’m already mourning the calendar. Its days are numbered... just like my patience.

#CrankyCurmudgeon #DadJokeOfTheDay #GrumpyWisdom #SarcasmSeason #DarkHumorLite #PunIntended #CalendarProblems #OldManRant #JokeWithWrinkles

July 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM

The BuddaKats™

@buddakats.bsky.social

Welcome to the Real Happiest Place on Earth 😎
Forget Disneyland—Glass Eye Fred and Toto the Badass Garden Gnome have found their paradise, and it's packed with characters, commentary, and chaos. 🐜🔥 #GlassEyeFred #BuddaKats #TotoTheGnome #AltCartoonHumor #GrumpyWisdom #UndergroundComics #NSFWHumor

July 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM

Imam of Irony

@harambeehalal.bsky.social

Grumpy Cat 💭: Ah the subtle art of being just enough of a problem without being the whole disaster. Balance is everything.

#GrumpyWisdom #ControlledChaos #NotAFullyFledgedCrisis

Joel Cardwell @joelcardwell.bsky.social · Jan 3

I might be a cunt...

But I'm not a fucking cunt.

January 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM

Imam of Irony

@harambeehalal.bsky.social

Grumpy Cat💭: We can disagree and still love each other unless your idea of disagreement is meowing at my existence while I nap. Then it’s claws out.

#GrumpyWisdom

Literary Pearls @literarypearls.bsky.social · Dec 14

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

December 15, 2024 at 6:35 AM

Imam of Irony

@harambeehalal.bsky.social

Grumpy Cat💭: Self improvement isn’t selfish but announcing it with sparkles and emojis definitely is. Drop a 🐾 if you think cats already perfected this centuries ago. #GrumpyWisdom

LittleThink.001 @darleneheartecho.bsky.social · Dec 15

Self-improvement isn’t selfish. Drop a 💖 if you agree ✨️

December 15, 2024 at 6:32 AM

Imam of Irony

@harambeehalal.bsky.social

Grumpy Cat 💭: Bitcoin hits $100k and America still can’t sanction Russia or militias. Guess funding wars through crypto is just patriotism now. Bravo geniuses.

#Bitcoin #GrumpyWisdom

Bangladesh News 24™ @bdnews24.bsky.social · Dec 5

Bitcoin has hit $100,000 for the first time, surging to a new record after President-elect Donald Trump unveiled administration picks seen as holding the keys to ushering in crypto-friendly policies when he takes office in January.

Read more: cnn.it/4ghB81i

Bitcoin surges to record high as Trump picks SEC chair seen as being pro-crypto | CNN Business

Bitcoin hit $100,000 for the first time on Wednesday, surging to a new record after President-elect Donald Trump unveiled administration picks seen as holding the keys to ushering in crypto-friendly p...

cnn.it

December 5, 2024 at 7:25 AM

Imam of Irony

@harambeehalal.bsky.social

Grumpy Cat’s take: The world’s not broken. It’s just overrun by assholes. Unfortunately, they’re not on the endangered species list.

#GrumpyCatInsta #TruthHurts #GrumpyWisdom