Admittedly, yes, we do have seven Banks on our territory. Unlike that island named after the crocodilian tax haven, they are only filled with Guano. So. Much. Guano.
April 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Admittedly, yes, we do have seven Banks on our territory. Unlike that island named after the crocodilian tax haven, they are only filled with Guano. So. Much. Guano.
NEW INSULT FOR YOUR USE:
He's a pure shitbird without the valuable guano.
He's a pure shitbird without the valuable guano.
October 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
NEW INSULT FOR YOUR USE:
He's a pure shitbird without the valuable guano.
He's a pure shitbird without the valuable guano.
The GUANO Sopranos......
June 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The GUANO Sopranos......
Guano Apes - Open Your Eyes
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October 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Guano Apes - Open Your Eyes
These people are utterly bat guano insane
'We're not playing': DHS spokesperson reveals plans on CNN to arrest members of Congress
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'We're not playing': DHS spokesperson reveals plans on CNN to arrest members of Congress
During an appearance on CNN Saturday morning where she was tasked with defending the questionable arrest of Newark Mayor Ras Baraka by a mob of armed ICE agents outside of an DHS facility, a spokesper...
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May 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
These people are utterly bat guano insane
Bat-guano crazy
WSJ: “.. officials have had preliminary discussions about how to carry out an attack on Iran if needed to follow through on Trump’s threats, including what sites might be targeted, U.S. officials said.”
@wsj.com #Iran
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@wsj.com #Iran
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January 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Bat-guano crazy
Sandra Nasic, Frontfrau der Guano Apes feiert Heute auch Geburtstag, sie ist 50 Jahre alt geworden. Happy Birthday, Sandra, natürlich mit #MuckeGegenHass
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May 25, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Sandra Nasic, Frontfrau der Guano Apes feiert Heute auch Geburtstag, sie ist 50 Jahre alt geworden. Happy Birthday, Sandra, natürlich mit #MuckeGegenHass
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Neep deep in the guano... that's commitment 🔥🦇
June 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Neep deep in the guano... that's commitment 🔥🦇
We actually support the wall idea. Guano/nitrous oxide mineral deal on the table still.
April 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
We actually support the wall idea. Guano/nitrous oxide mineral deal on the table still.
That's an insult to guano.
April 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
That's an insult to guano.
To the bat cave!*
*for soil-enriching guano
*for soil-enriching guano
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
To the bat cave!*
*for soil-enriching guano
*for soil-enriching guano
putting tariffs on guano islands is just batshit policy
April 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
putting tariffs on guano islands is just batshit policy
Guano and ling ling
In fishnets 😌
In fishnets 😌
February 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Guano and ling ling
In fishnets 😌
In fishnets 😌
Really by the 19th century they were conquering the world for rubber and guano, and you never see them eating that stuff either.
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
September 30, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Really by the 19th century they were conquering the world for rubber and guano, and you never see them eating that stuff either.
Ships waiting to load guano from the middle island of the Chincha Islands, Peru, 1860s. Huge deposits of guano were dug up by contract labor, loaded onto ships and carried to Europe and the United States for use as fertilizer.
#CivilMaritimeHistory
#CivilMaritimeHistory
June 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ships waiting to load guano from the middle island of the Chincha Islands, Peru, 1860s. Huge deposits of guano were dug up by contract labor, loaded onto ships and carried to Europe and the United States for use as fertilizer.
#CivilMaritimeHistory
#CivilMaritimeHistory
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September 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
batecave guano.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
batecave guano.
Heard and McDonald Islands’ GDP is roughly 1 million. America’s GDP number is zero. Talk about a MASSIVE disparity of Guano Dispensing Penguins
April 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Heard and McDonald Islands’ GDP is roughly 1 million. America’s GDP number is zero. Talk about a MASSIVE disparity of Guano Dispensing Penguins
Narcissists can be so weird, man. I would rather throw myself into a cave full of bat guano than let the world know I won a huge prize this way.
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Narcissists can be so weird, man. I would rather throw myself into a cave full of bat guano than let the world know I won a huge prize this way.
Nuevo estudio descubre que las culturas preincaicas fertilizaban con guano rico en nitrógeno hace más de 500 años.
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Nuevo estudio descubre que las culturas preincaicas fertilizaban con guano rico en nitrógeno hace más de 500 años
Estudio revela que el guano de aves marinas impulsó la agricultura del reino Chincha antes del Imperio inca.
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March 1, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Nuevo estudio descubre que las culturas preincaicas fertilizaban con guano rico en nitrógeno hace más de 500 años.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM