#Guaranteed
Healthcare should be guaranteed as a human right #MedicareForAll @salaambhattiva.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
guaranteed vote winner
September 23, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Progress is possible, not guaranteed!
On this day in 1920, the 19th Amendment was ratified and women's right to vote became enshrined in the Constitution.
August 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Guaranteed that by now the G20 has branched off a separate group chat without him in it
January 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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July 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
customer satisfaction guaranteed 💯💦
May 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Flexing your girth is guaranteed to impress!

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January 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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#fatfurs
April 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
“Meeting expectations since 1994.”
May 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The only guaranteed way to lose the election.
August 23, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Let’s see what he does, shall we?!

He. Will. Disappoint. Guaranteed. ✨
April 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Guaranteed egg prices go up.
November 14, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Guaranteed…
January 17, 2026 at 1:06 PM
95% of these parents are qanon maga chuds, guaranteed
September 26, 2026 at 9:06 PM
guaranteed to work every time
September 25, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Instead of trying to eliminate birthright citizenship guaranteed in the Constitution, we should pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting felons from serving as president
June 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Full moons only!

Only $5!!! What a deal!

*Results guaranteed, species not guaranteed.
October 3, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Your annual reminder that Dr. King believed in guaranteed universal basic income that gave all people a dignified life, guaranteed housing for all, guaranteed access to a high quality education, and said that “no one should be forced to live in poverty while others live in luxury.”
January 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ripeness Guaranteed 🐽👅
August 20, 2026 at 9:07 PM
A hunky shark sighting guaranteed 🦈
July 12, 2024 at 12:41 AM
The moment Spain was guaranteed victory
Trump: "Spain is a wasted cause. We don't want to do any trade business with Spain anymore, by the way. I'd like to cut it off. Spain is a terrible partner in NATO. Cut off all trade with Spain, please. Including visits. We don't want anything to do. They're hopeless. Bad people."
July 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
guaranteed success
April 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Guaranteed Pam Bondi is not considering the N-word hate speech.
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "There's free speech and then there's hate speech, and there is no place, especially now, especially after what happened to Charlie, in our society...We will absolutely target you, go after you, if you are targeting anyone with hate speech."
September 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I hope you thoroughly enjoy.
The facts are mind boggling...guaranteed!
July 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The debacle from last week has guaranteed one thing fersure:
April 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM