Watching the right now oppose the part of the second amendment that guarantees a well regulated militia under state control is… something.
June 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Watching the right now oppose the part of the second amendment that guarantees a well regulated militia under state control is… something.
How convenient.
When they get away with it it just guarantees it will happen again.
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
When they get away with it it just guarantees it will happen again.
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
September 23, 2026 at 12:48 PM
How convenient.
When they get away with it it just guarantees it will happen again.
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
When they get away with it it just guarantees it will happen again.
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Job growth without housing growth guarantees gentrification.
January 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Job growth without housing growth guarantees gentrification.
President Zelenskyy:
When Russia raises the issue of security guarantees,I honestly don't know who is threatening them yet.They attacked us, they’re on our land.I don't quite understand what guarantees the aggressor needs.Guarantees of what?
When Russia raises the issue of security guarantees,I honestly don't know who is threatening them yet.They attacked us, they’re on our land.I don't quite understand what guarantees the aggressor needs.Guarantees of what?
August 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
President Zelenskyy:
When Russia raises the issue of security guarantees,I honestly don't know who is threatening them yet.They attacked us, they’re on our land.I don't quite understand what guarantees the aggressor needs.Guarantees of what?
When Russia raises the issue of security guarantees,I honestly don't know who is threatening them yet.They attacked us, they’re on our land.I don't quite understand what guarantees the aggressor needs.Guarantees of what?
YES MEET ME
I AM DELIGHTFUL
AND SMELL OF FRESH LINEN*
(*sometimes, no guarantees implied)
I AM DELIGHTFUL
AND SMELL OF FRESH LINEN*
(*sometimes, no guarantees implied)
📚 MEET JOHN SCALZI!
Our Author Guest of Honor at MidSouthCon 42!
From Old Man's War and Redshirts to The Kaiju Preservation Society, John Scalzi has been entertaining readers with sharp science fiction, big ideas, and a healthy sense of humor.
Now you get a chance to meet him at MidSouthCon 42.
Our Author Guest of Honor at MidSouthCon 42!
From Old Man's War and Redshirts to The Kaiju Preservation Society, John Scalzi has been entertaining readers with sharp science fiction, big ideas, and a healthy sense of humor.
Now you get a chance to meet him at MidSouthCon 42.
September 24, 2026 at 6:58 PM
YES MEET ME
I AM DELIGHTFUL
AND SMELL OF FRESH LINEN*
(*sometimes, no guarantees implied)
I AM DELIGHTFUL
AND SMELL OF FRESH LINEN*
(*sometimes, no guarantees implied)
Japan has perfected a revolutionary process to extract lithium from dead batteries with 90% recovery rate. This brilliant technological leap guarantees Japan's absolute economic security.
July 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Japan has perfected a revolutionary process to extract lithium from dead batteries with 90% recovery rate. This brilliant technological leap guarantees Japan's absolute economic security.
Unless Trump guarantees their security Ukraine shouldn’t give Trump anything
February 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Unless Trump guarantees their security Ukraine shouldn’t give Trump anything
Ukrainian security guarantees.
August 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Ukrainian security guarantees.
Security guarantees to moscow
October 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Security guarantees to moscow
Guarantees in life:
1) death
2) taxes
3) nice mushrooms
1) death
2) taxes
3) nice mushrooms
June 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Guarantees in life:
1) death
2) taxes
3) nice mushrooms
1) death
2) taxes
3) nice mushrooms
Kremlin guarantees
OTD in 1921 Soviet invasion of Georgia began. Less than a year before we signed a treaty with them promising we'd never invade.
Lying & then invading is a tradition I maintain to this day.
Lying & then invading is a tradition I maintain to this day.
February 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Kremlin guarantees
I cannot fucking believe that birthright was 5-4! On whether the Constitution guarantees birthright citizenship!
June 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I cannot fucking believe that birthright was 5-4! On whether the Constitution guarantees birthright citizenship!
Wilber Rafael Garces Perez was making a door dash delivery.
Every time they get away with this it guarantees it will happen again. #AbolishICE
Every time they get away with this it guarantees it will happen again. #AbolishICE
September 21, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Wilber Rafael Garces Perez was making a door dash delivery.
Every time they get away with this it guarantees it will happen again. #AbolishICE
Every time they get away with this it guarantees it will happen again. #AbolishICE
Regarding ICE murdering citizens:
Charge them like anyone else.
Accountability de-escalates. Inaction guarantees escalation.
Charge them like anyone else.
Accountability de-escalates. Inaction guarantees escalation.
January 24, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Regarding ICE murdering citizens:
Charge them like anyone else.
Accountability de-escalates. Inaction guarantees escalation.
Charge them like anyone else.
Accountability de-escalates. Inaction guarantees escalation.
$20 billion in loan guarantees will do that.
UPDATE
Argentina’s president Javier Milei, who has long had a confrontational and hostile relationship with Nicolás Maduro, is celebrating the news that Maduro has been captured by U.S. forces and taken out of Venezuela.
Argentina’s president Javier Milei, who has long had a confrontational and hostile relationship with Nicolás Maduro, is celebrating the news that Maduro has been captured by U.S. forces and taken out of Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 10:19 AM
$20 billion in loan guarantees will do that.
Q: Did you provide security guarantees to the oil executives for Venezuela?
TRUMP: They will have those guarantees, yes
TRUMP: They will have those guarantees, yes
January 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Q: Did you provide security guarantees to the oil executives for Venezuela?
TRUMP: They will have those guarantees, yes
TRUMP: They will have those guarantees, yes
Pretty much guarantees a stand-off when he inevitably takes docs again.
April 2, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Pretty much guarantees a stand-off when he inevitably takes docs again.
Trump said in an interview today that he wasn’t sure if everyone on American soil is entitled to due process, despite clear constitutional guarantees.
May 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Trump said in an interview today that he wasn’t sure if everyone on American soil is entitled to due process, despite clear constitutional guarantees.
Carrie Underwood now on American Idol 100% guarantees we no longer watch American Idol.
January 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Carrie Underwood now on American Idol 100% guarantees we no longer watch American Idol.
The Iranians are telling people that they will never give up their nuclear material for American security guarantees because Trump is not honoring the security guarantees that America made to Ukraine when Ukraine gave up their nukes.
May 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The Iranians are telling people that they will never give up their nuclear material for American security guarantees because Trump is not honoring the security guarantees that America made to Ukraine when Ukraine gave up their nukes.
I'm worried that if Ukraine doesn't get security guarantees from West, I will need security guarantees from Ukraine.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
August 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm worried that if Ukraine doesn't get security guarantees from West, I will need security guarantees from Ukraine.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
So when does Trump cut drug prices by 1500% again? It’s hard to keep track of all these incredible magical guarantees.
July 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
So when does Trump cut drug prices by 1500% again? It’s hard to keep track of all these incredible magical guarantees.
“Peace” talks latest. Zelenskyy: “Trading Ukrainian territories for security guarantees is not being considered.”
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Peace” talks latest. Zelenskyy: “Trading Ukrainian territories for security guarantees is not being considered.”