#Guimares
Bruno Guimares is the heart and soul of Newcastle United.
KICKING OFF 2026 WITH A WIN! 🤩
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
GOAL - Bruno Guimares

Sunderland 0-1 Arsenal
September 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Let’s be honest, a Brazil that relies on Casemiro & Guimares deserves to win fuck all.
July 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
já falei e repito FALEM DELA MAS FALEM BEEEEEM BAIXINHO, é a filha do deus do vôlei SIM, entrou fez milagre e ganhou, FENÔMENO GABRIELA GUIMARES
October 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Enjoyed Joe Willock telling Guimares to “shut up” and “fuck off mate” then
May 17, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Four years ago #NUFC had its first window of the new ownership. Trippier, Guimares and Burn came in and all have been magnificent servants of Newcastle United 🏁🏁🏁
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Bruno Guimares on the move?
July 28, 2026 at 9:10 AM
“To all of Kevin’s followers, this is his wife Jean. Sadly, Kevin passed away last night. His final word was “Guimares”; Make of that what you will”
July 21, 2026 at 1:44 PM
This ref man. Guimares clapping him. Fuck's sake.
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Apparently no Guimares or Joelinton starting for Newcastle
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Guimares is a dirty bastard. Horrible, snide prick
November 25, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Arsenal are working on fixing their app to announce Bruno Guimares.
August 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Recording this morning with @keith-dover.bsky.social and Oliver Scott. Here’s nice contribution in the tuesdayclubpodcast@gmail.com inbox from our usual king of the anagrams Andrew Doughty who has turned to visual gags while a team of linguists pick the bones out of Bruno Guimares.
September 14, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Bruno an absolute monster in #fpl at the moment
Basically taken the "Bruno Shits Points At Home" mantle from Guimares
March 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
bruno guimares está proibido de entrar nesse estabelecimento
essa seleção merece o tratamento sul coreano lamento
July 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
GOAL - Bruno Guimares

Newcastle 1-0 Burnley
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Have only been able to catch a bit of it but it seems Tzolis and Guimares unlocked something for us, what a way to get the season started. #COYG
August 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Lads.
August 13, 2024 at 10:41 AM
one of these is doing its own thing
June 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Thinking though my Most Annoying Premier League XI with only the most snide, sniveling, cheaty twats allowed.

So far, I have:

Martinez

Yerson Mosquera - Romero - VVD - Cucurella

B Silva - Fernandes - Guimares - Enzo

Gordon - Garnacho

Coached by Sean Dyche
Owned by BlueCo
February 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
#Stormcasters we got a preview of #Storm 3 courtesy of @aiptcomics.com & @tombrevoort.bsky.social showing #Ororo pops in on the #UXM team. @lukaswerneck.bsky.social & Alex Guimares are creating masterpieces, can't wait for it to be complete with @ayodelemurewa.bsky.social words & Travis's lettering.
November 18, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Guimares was offside
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Good morning

No to Christian Romero.

Well, I said no to Bruno Guimares too.
August 8, 2026 at 10:58 AM
3 more of these beautiful green early 1960s Seuil editions 🤩
May 31, 2024 at 11:02 PM