#GunSafe
"Yeah man I get it, you're ready to kill someone who threatens your children. Did you remember to lock your gunsafe my dude"
January 25, 2026 at 11:20 PM
They also mistakenly believe only those on the right own guns. No, only those on the right use guns as a cultural shibboleth and compensation for inadequacy. So they're flashy with their guns. Meanwhile, liberals will quietly own a sig 9mm and a Remington shotgun that stays in a locked gunsafe.
April 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If I had guns, the combination for the gunsafe would be 86 47 26.
May 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
The wife: It's not the size of the gunsafe, it's where you put it.
March 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Make sure you find the Lockpicking Lawyer video on the gunsafe you want to buy before you buy it.
February 24, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Eigentlich wünsche ich mir nur einen custom made Singer Porsche mit einem fingerabdruckgesicherten Gunsafe für meine Glock19 im Handschuhfach und eine Frau die mir regelmäßig mit Christian Louboutin Miss Z 120 mm Pumps in die Weichteile tritt. IST DAS DENN WIRKLICH ZU VIEL VERLANGT???
August 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I'm usually a 'it belongs in a museum' kinda guy, but does anyone know what will actually happen to the revolver?

Archive? RCMP 'destroys' it into someone's gunsafe? Government surplus property auction?

If there's any way for a private citizen to get a handle on it, this is extremely my shit.
Carney on Erdogan's gift: "I would like to reassure Canadians, they keep guns away from me. Struck me that my gift of maple syrup kind of undermatched the whatever it was."
July 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Albuquerque in 2 weeks!

Don’t miss this amazing night of music with
Catcalling Canines
White Rose Motor Oil
Gunsafe

It’s all going down Wednesday June 18 at Black Wall Gallery! $10 at door. 6PM doors, music at 7.

See you there!
June 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
April 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Working on some family vlog intros, lemme know what you think:

WHAT’s up guys it’s the Jimjam family; we left the front door open ALL NIGHT! You won’t believe what the raccoons did to the gunsafe! Subscribe if we should close the door
January 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
*googles gunsafe crystals & glue*
October 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Albuquerque, NM - We will be at Black Wall Gallery on June 18 with Catcalling Canines and Gunsafe.
Be there!
March 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Barely have time to get the gunsafe unlocked
May 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
New paper led by the indefatigable @maizie333.bsky.social :
The NRA has made unsupported claims about the effectiveness of the Eddie Eagle Gunsafe® program for over 30 yrs while undermining those who advocate for child safety, including public health actors and mothers.
Now read on...
The CDC recognises firearm injuries as a serious public health issue & the American Academy of Pediatrics states that the “most effective way to prevent unintentional gun injuries, suicide and homicide to children and adolescents… is the absence of guns from homes and communities”.
May 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I just managed to move my 200+ pound #gunsafe down two flights of stairs into the basement all alone at 65 years of age. Pays to be a former #construction-millwright as our motto is; “We Can Handle It!.”

Some progressives are also heavily armed; bring it on #MAGA!!!
January 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I will put a couple bottles in my gunsafe for you
March 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
An option, the one I use, for if you are not in contact with someone who would take your gun -

There is a gunsafe in my house. I do not know the combination or location of the keys, but husband does. During rough times, the gun lives in there.
April 19, 2024 at 5:36 PM
And here's me relying on dumb old gunsafe. OTOH what it lacks in processing power and internet connectivity it makes up for in sheet metal and a sturdy padlock for which only I've got keys to. Don't pity me.
January 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Today I saw a gunsafe that claimed it could safely house 80 long guns, and I don't mean to be controversial or something, but I think that's too many long guns. Like by 80, but America isn't ready to have that conversation yet.
June 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The NRA has made unsupported claims about the effectiveness of the Eddie Eagle Gunsafe® program for over 30 years while seeking to undermine the credibility of those who advocate for child safety, including public health actors and mothers.
May 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I'm so American, I once bought a car where the previous owner left a gunsafe under the seat.

The rattling sound I thought was a mechanical issue, yeah no, that was a loose 9mm clip (loaded, ofc).
March 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and today I have for you the cheapest Amazon gunsafe I could find. I will open it by sneezing on It just so.

ACHOO

One more time so you can see that it was not a fluke.

ACHOO

In any case, that's all I have for you this time. As always have a nice day."
February 24, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I have owned a snub nose stainless steel .38 from S&W since 1994 received as a gift.

It has resided unfired in my gunsafe since then. Whether or not it remains that way and so located is TBD. 🤨
May 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I remember when my friend mentioned that she had guns in her home when my boys were often visiting. They just...stopped being allowed over. I never even asked if they were locked up. I assumed 12 yos can figure out how to open a gunsafe.
March 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM