"Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin!"
May 28, 2026 at 8:49 PM
"Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin!"
citizens! know your mass shooter — use this handy guide:
black gunman: RACE WAR
brown gunman: MS-13
Muslim gunman: JIHAD
white gunman with a racist manifesto, an arsenal, and a list of Democratic targets: MENTALLY ILL LONE WOLF
black gunman: RACE WAR
brown gunman: MS-13
Muslim gunman: JIHAD
white gunman with a racist manifesto, an arsenal, and a list of Democratic targets: MENTALLY ILL LONE WOLF
June 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
citizens! know your mass shooter — use this handy guide:
black gunman: RACE WAR
brown gunman: MS-13
Muslim gunman: JIHAD
white gunman with a racist manifesto, an arsenal, and a list of Democratic targets: MENTALLY ILL LONE WOLF
black gunman: RACE WAR
brown gunman: MS-13
Muslim gunman: JIHAD
white gunman with a racist manifesto, an arsenal, and a list of Democratic targets: MENTALLY ILL LONE WOLF
Gunman Takes Huge Swing Ordering Hostages Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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June 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Gunman Takes Huge Swing Ordering Hostages Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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The gunman who orphaned Bambi has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The gunman who orphaned Bambi has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Today in America, a gunman attacked a university in Virginia and another gunman attacked a synagogue in Michigan. Both gunmen are dead, but communities will long be impacted
Infuriating that our country refuses to take action to protect our schools & houses of worship.
Infuriating that our country refuses to take action to protect our schools & houses of worship.
March 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Today in America, a gunman attacked a university in Virginia and another gunman attacked a synagogue in Michigan. Both gunmen are dead, but communities will long be impacted
Infuriating that our country refuses to take action to protect our schools & houses of worship.
Infuriating that our country refuses to take action to protect our schools & houses of worship.
Why would they resume the program without knowing whether the gunman acted alone?
April 26, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Why would they resume the program without knowing whether the gunman acted alone?
BREAKING: There have been two deaths after a gunman opened fire at Abundant Life Christian school in Wisconsin,
The gunman has killed themself.
Fuck every lawmaker who made this possible.
The gunman has killed themself.
Fuck every lawmaker who made this possible.
December 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
BREAKING: There have been two deaths after a gunman opened fire at Abundant Life Christian school in Wisconsin,
The gunman has killed themself.
Fuck every lawmaker who made this possible.
The gunman has killed themself.
Fuck every lawmaker who made this possible.
NYPD has released photos of the alleged gunman who killed the UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson.
December 5, 2024 at 4:33 PM
NYPD has released photos of the alleged gunman who killed the UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson.
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus https://theonion.com/witnesses-assumed-charlie-kirk-shooter-was-just-ordinary-gunman-on-school-campus/
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus https://theonion.com/witnesses-assumed-charlie-kirk-shooter-was-just-ordinary-gunman-on-school-campus/
This is horrifying, but I’m glad the Wikipedians are safe. It could have been far worse, given that the MAGA fascists have been trying to incite violence against Wikipedia editors, and trumpists are defenders of pedophiles like the gunman. gothamist.com/news/gunman-...
Gunman storms stage at Wikipedia conference in Manhattan, no injuries reported
The unidentified man was taken to a hospital for evaluation.
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October 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This is horrifying, but I’m glad the Wikipedians are safe. It could have been far worse, given that the MAGA fascists have been trying to incite violence against Wikipedia editors, and trumpists are defenders of pedophiles like the gunman. gothamist.com/news/gunman-...
My friend Andrew Lih @fuzheado.bsky.social is a freakin hero. A gunman came into his Wikipedia event, and he grabbed and disarmed him. Thanks to him and another brave volunteer, no one was hurt—not even the gunman.
Now let’s ask why we accept a society where this can happen at any large gathering.
Now let’s ask why we accept a society where this can happen at any large gathering.
Wikipedia Volunteers Avert Tragedy by Taking Down Gunman at Conference
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October 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My friend Andrew Lih @fuzheado.bsky.social is a freakin hero. A gunman came into his Wikipedia event, and he grabbed and disarmed him. Thanks to him and another brave volunteer, no one was hurt—not even the gunman.
Now let’s ask why we accept a society where this can happen at any large gathering.
Now let’s ask why we accept a society where this can happen at any large gathering.
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Wikipedia Volunteers Avert Tragedy by Taking Down Gunman at Conference www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/n...
Wikipedia Volunteers Avert Tragedy by Taking Down Gunman at Conference
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October 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
October 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
The gunman was maga.
October 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The gunman was maga.
Everyone knows about Ahmed al-Ahmad, the Syrian Muslim migrant who took down one gunman. Another man, a Middle Eastern refugee, ran into a firefight and kicked the gun away from the other gunman. Police shot him, and bystanders kicked him in the head while he was down, thinking he was the terrorist.
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Everyone knows about Ahmed al-Ahmad, the Syrian Muslim migrant who took down one gunman. Another man, a Middle Eastern refugee, ran into a firefight and kicked the gun away from the other gunman. Police shot him, and bystanders kicked him in the head while he was down, thinking he was the terrorist.
The gunman was not ANTIFA, Pam
Bondi: "We've been living through a horrific cycle of political violence in this country ... night after night antifa wrecks havoc on the streets of our cities. In Minnesota, a gunman murdered a state lawmaker and her husband."
October 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The gunman was not ANTIFA, Pam
Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic https://theonion.com/frustrated-gunman-can-t-believe-how-far-he-has-to-drive-1819578452/
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic https://theonion.com/frustrated-gunman-can-t-believe-how-far-he-has-to-drive-1819578452/
Alleged let that sink in.
Secret Service Shoots Alleged Gunman Near National Mall in DC.
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Secret Service Shoots Alleged Gunman Near National Mall in DC.
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Secret Service Shoots Alleged Gunman Near National Mall in DC
A suspected armed gunman was shot by federal law enforcement near the National Mall in Washington, D.C., and taken into custody with non-life-threatening injuries, according to officials. A teenaged b...
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May 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Alleged let that sink in.
Secret Service Shoots Alleged Gunman Near National Mall in DC.
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Secret Service Shoots Alleged Gunman Near National Mall in DC.
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Wikipedia Volunteers Avert Tragedy by Taking Down Gunman at Conference
By Andy Newman
At Civic Hall in Union Square, a man with a gun walked onto the stage at a Wikipedia conference.
Richard Knipel, CUNY's Wikimedian-in-Residence, jumped the gunman and, with others' help, saved the day. Gift link
By Andy Newman
At Civic Hall in Union Square, a man with a gun walked onto the stage at a Wikipedia conference.
Richard Knipel, CUNY's Wikimedian-in-Residence, jumped the gunman and, with others' help, saved the day. Gift link
Wikipedia Volunteers Avert Tragedy by Taking Down Gunman at Conference
www.nytimes.com
October 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Wikipedia Volunteers Avert Tragedy by Taking Down Gunman at Conference
By Andy Newman
At Civic Hall in Union Square, a man with a gun walked onto the stage at a Wikipedia conference.
Richard Knipel, CUNY's Wikimedian-in-Residence, jumped the gunman and, with others' help, saved the day. Gift link
By Andy Newman
At Civic Hall in Union Square, a man with a gun walked onto the stage at a Wikipedia conference.
Richard Knipel, CUNY's Wikimedian-in-Residence, jumped the gunman and, with others' help, saved the day. Gift link
Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
August 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
November 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
What gunman?
December 8, 2024 at 6:08 AM
What gunman?