I think I’ll go to the hairdresser next week 🐦⬛
August 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I think I’ll go to the hairdresser next week 🐦⬛
A gay hairdresser doesn't know how poppers work?? I mean I get a physician wouldn't, they're morons, but a hairdresser? Stop the world I wanna get off!
May 27, 2026 at 9:33 PM
A gay hairdresser doesn't know how poppers work?? I mean I get a physician wouldn't, they're morons, but a hairdresser? Stop the world I wanna get off!
this girl really went to the hairdresser and said give me the nazi special
Through twilight-hour shifts, President Trump’s executive assistant Natalie Harp supplies the president with stacks of printed-out drafts and awaits his approval before hitting post. Her work has included posts of the Obamas as apes and an AI-generated image of Trump as Jesus Christ. trib.al/PhHqu5y
May 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
this girl really went to the hairdresser and said give me the nazi special
“For one hairdresser” made me gasp. Fucking assholes.
April 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
“For one hairdresser” made me gasp. Fucking assholes.
Angry weirdos always bring up that I used to be a hairdresser as if I am supposed to be ashamed of it.
Timmy, I was a great hairdresser. I’m proud of doing a job that brought people confidence and joy.
:)
Timmy, I was a great hairdresser. I’m proud of doing a job that brought people confidence and joy.
:)
April 20, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Angry weirdos always bring up that I used to be a hairdresser as if I am supposed to be ashamed of it.
Timmy, I was a great hairdresser. I’m proud of doing a job that brought people confidence and joy.
:)
Timmy, I was a great hairdresser. I’m proud of doing a job that brought people confidence and joy.
:)
LIKE THIS IS WHAT THE HAIRDRESSER SAW-
December 6, 2024 at 11:07 AM
LIKE THIS IS WHAT THE HAIRDRESSER SAW-
she’s a hairdresser 💫
August 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
she’s a hairdresser 💫
I was moaning about annoying kids and my hairdresser asked how old my kids were. I said "two and four". I don't have any kids, or want any. I hate kids. I had to invent names and personalities for two nonexistent kids, and now I have to find a new hairdresser.
October 3, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I was moaning about annoying kids and my hairdresser asked how old my kids were. I said "two and four". I don't have any kids, or want any. I hate kids. I had to invent names and personalities for two nonexistent kids, and now I have to find a new hairdresser.
HAIRDRESSER DAY
April 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
HAIRDRESSER DAY
What if Spider-Man was a hairdresser
February 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
What if Spider-Man was a hairdresser
Rey's personal hairdresser.
August 28, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Rey's personal hairdresser.
I hate going to the hairdresser
April 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I hate going to the hairdresser
This is the 23-year-old gay hairdresser and makeup artist disappeared into a sadistic Salvadorian gulag because of his tattoos
March 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is the 23-year-old gay hairdresser and makeup artist disappeared into a sadistic Salvadorian gulag because of his tattoos
At the hairdresser. Richard Scarry.
February 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
At the hairdresser. Richard Scarry.
my hairdresser is a fucking genius btw
April 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
my hairdresser is a fucking genius btw
You know the day you come back from the hairdresser and your hair looks extra crazy because your hairdresser did hairdresser things?
Well, lemme change the subject: I was asked about why every venture that includes the Trump name seems to be worth billions, and gave the most sincere answer I could.
Well, lemme change the subject: I was asked about why every venture that includes the Trump name seems to be worth billions, and gave the most sincere answer I could.
September 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You know the day you come back from the hairdresser and your hair looks extra crazy because your hairdresser did hairdresser things?
Well, lemme change the subject: I was asked about why every venture that includes the Trump name seems to be worth billions, and gave the most sincere answer I could.
Well, lemme change the subject: I was asked about why every venture that includes the Trump name seems to be worth billions, and gave the most sincere answer I could.
Snippi the goblin hairdresser
October 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Snippi the goblin hairdresser
I NEVER KNEW THIS
Vidal Sassoon, "anti-fascist warrior hairdresser", dies
Vidal Sassoon, the celebrity hairdresser and one-time militant in the anti-fascist 43 Group, has died aged 84.
libcom.org
May 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I NEVER KNEW THIS
"One hairdresser." Fuck this useless coward.
One House Dem called deportations a “soup du jour,” telling @axios.com Trump is “setting a trap for the Democrats, and like usual we're falling for it."
“Rather than talking about the tariff policy ... we're going to go take the bait for one hairdresser.” www.axios.com/2025/04/16/d...
“Rather than talking about the tariff policy ... we're going to go take the bait for one hairdresser.” www.axios.com/2025/04/16/d...
"You can't just put up statements": Inside Democrats' scramble to go to El Salvador
Trump is "setting a trap for the Democrats, and like usual we're falling for it," said one Democrat. "We're going to go take the bait for one hairdresser."
www.axios.com
April 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"One hairdresser." Fuck this useless coward.
I just wanna talk to the scumbag who dismissed “one hairdresser”
One House Dem called deportations a “soup du jour,” telling @axios.com Trump is “setting a trap for the Democrats, and like usual we're falling for it."
“Rather than talking about the tariff policy ... we're going to go take the bait for one hairdresser.” www.axios.com/2025/04/16/d...
“Rather than talking about the tariff policy ... we're going to go take the bait for one hairdresser.” www.axios.com/2025/04/16/d...
"You can't just put up statements": Inside Democrats' scramble to go to El Salvador
Trump is "setting a trap for the Democrats, and like usual we're falling for it," said one Democrat. "We're going to go take the bait for one hairdresser."
www.axios.com
April 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I just wanna talk to the scumbag who dismissed “one hairdresser”