#HANDJOBS
I need someone in congress to take up the mantle of Congressperson Who Will Give Handjobs In Public During Beetlejuice Musicals

our republic is at stake
November 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
CHANGING TABLE HANDJOBS
November 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Sarcastically calling Huang “Steve Handjobs” when Huang calls him in a panic
November 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
raging bull market for public handjobs during off broadway shows. truly making america great
November 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Lauren Boebert to go back to her previous career of giving handjobs in cinemas
🚨 BREAKING: Lauren Boebert has LOST reelection in Colorado.

CNN projects Democrat Eileen Laubacher has defeated the MAGA Republican in Colorado’s 4th Congressional District, flipping the seat BLUE.
November 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Now she's free to be a 32-year old meemaw giving handjobs at theater shows to her heart's content.
GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert will lose reelection to Democrat Eileen Laubacher in Colorado, CNN projects www.cnn.com/2026/11/09/p...
November 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
At least it’s some good old fashioned philandering. Every Elon Musk sex story is about him trying to rent wombs or pay for handjobs with horses
The Nvidia CEO had a second affair, allegedly with an executive who reports to him, The New York Times reports. www.theverge.com/tech/1031652...
Nvidia is reportedly preparing to fire Jensen Huang
Thing are moving quickly at Nvidia.
www.theverge.com
November 12, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Lauren Hoebert announces her election was “stollen,” and she will return to her family’s business of giving handjobs behind the Waffle House on E. Plaza Drive.

#HandyGranny
November 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
BREAKING: UK Resolves to Prosecute Bonobos Who Exchange Bananas for Handjobs
November 11, 2026 at 11:00 AM
For those who remember the now-defunct Handjobs magazine, this should be a fun read:

badwolf.blog/2020/06/21/i...
An Interview With The Creator of Handjobs Magazine - Badwolf.Blog
This Father's Day I'm pleased to have the chance to speak with the creator of Handjobs Magazine, (simply, Dad) about how that fabeld publication came to be.
badwolf.blog
November 11, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Lauren Boebert won’t see your posts about handjobs, but your friends who give handjobs will
November 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
November 10, 2026 at 5:39 AM
you really start to understand why the women in doujinshi are always giving nursing handjobs
November 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The wiggles give great handjobs
November 9, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Other post title option was “I took a handjob course on coarse handjobs”
November 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
She can work giving handjobs in movie theaters
November 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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November 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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November 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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November 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I bet her handjobs are mind blowing...
November 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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November 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I figured she'd get a podcast: Handjobs & Handguns
November 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
... she’ll say to the cops: “Do you know who I used to give handjobs to?”
November 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM